Monthly Archives: July 2015

Clinton calls Tom Brady’s Personal Assistant

Hillary Rodman Clinton placed an urgent call to Tom Brady’s Personal Assistant to se if he knows how to break servers or if is limited to smart phone destruction. The job pays a living wage of $15/hour plus transportation to Chappaqua. … Continue reading

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The Tom signs on to head PR for Clinton Web Services (CWS)

In a surprise move former Trump Protégé The Tom is set to take over Public Relations for Clinton Web Services (CWS). Hitting the ground running, Tom has green-lighted a documentary highlighting the rise of CWS from a single server in  … Continue reading

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Tom announces: Deal for “Trump Collection for Tom’s Inc.”

Soon after the chickens at Macy’s announced that they were dropping the Trump Collection for Macy’s because of his free speech comments, The Tom entered negotiations with The Donald for the new summer collection of Make America Great Again Ball caps. … Continue reading

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#Curvy Ban on Instagram

Originally posted on Curva:
Instagram’s ban on #curvy Anybody using the social media platform Instagram knows about it’s protocols on nudity: since the #freethenipple campaign became a success the debate over the portrayal of women’s bodies is a topical one.…

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Tom: “At least with Trickle Down Economics there was a trickle”

Tom speaking to an enthusiastic overflow crowd in the TomVille VFW hall  railed on the economic policies of the Barack O’TomA, Hillary Rodman Clinton and Bern Baby Bern Sanders troika. Tom thundered ” Check the interest you earned on your … Continue reading

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Tom favored to replace Rosie Perez on “The View”?

Professing an admiration of and devotion to Barbara Walters, Barack O’TomA, Hillary Rodman Clinton, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Bill Cosby, Tom aced his interview with network executives to replace Rosie Perez on The View. Tom will bring much-needed diversity … Continue reading

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Clinton trolls Facebook to communicate with young gay boy

Who knew when a picture and story of a young gay boy was posted on Facebook that Hillary Clinton would be surging the web and make heartwarming comments that went viral. Tom growled look at him does he really know about … Continue reading

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Fresh from consulting on the Greek No on Everything Referendum, Tom cautions “Save your Deutsche Marks”

With little time to gloat over his role of being the principal political consultant on the Greek “No” Referendum, Tom quickly change hats as Chairman, CEO and President of “The Tom Hedge Fund”. Barking orders to his staff, Tom said “let’s go … Continue reading

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Hillary gives populist response to hard hitting CNN Reporter’s ice cream question

At a Hillary Rodman Clinton Presser on July 3rd at a NH Ice Cream Parlor, she was asked the tough question that is never asked of Republican candidates.  The CNN reporter asked what was her favorite flavor of  ice cream. The populist and defender of the middle class and author of Hard Choices said … Continue reading

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Beware of Greeks bearing gifts

At the pinnacle of Tom’s political consulting career, he has taken of the Greek No, No How, No Way campaign designed to pad his coffers and stick the Germans with the tab. Tom wondered, “Where has Greece been all my … Continue reading

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