Monthly Archives: June 2018

Is The Tom on the Supreme Court short list?

Posted on June 29, 2018 by tom

As soon as Associate Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement, the pundits and popular opinion have coalesced around The Tom as the perfect Supreme Court nominee.  Known for his interests in the areas of Social Media Bullying and … Continue reading →

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Stormy Daniels plans to go to the Border. Is The Tom next?

Posted on June 23, 2018 by tom

The Gateway Pundit is reporting that famed porno actress and special humanitarian Stormy Daniels is planning to go to the Border tp welcome mothers who are illegally crossing the Border in order to get their children ripped from their arms. … Continue reading →

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Drat. It is back to the old grind

Posted on June 20, 2018 by tom

With The Donald signing an Executive Order satisfying those who believe that a family incarcerated together stays together,The Tom wilt be going back to his previous gig of stealing old ladies Social Security and Medicare and pushing them in their … Continue reading →

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Blog takes a backseat as The Tom is ripping children out of mothers’ arms

Posted on June 20, 2018 by tom

This Blog has been dark for a few days as The Tom has obtained a piecework contract getting paid big bucks to rip children out of the arms of their  mothers. The Tom opined “This is such easy money as … Continue reading →

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Homeless and Vagrant traffic has been less than Starbucks desired

Posted on June 15, 2018 by tom

Local Starbucks Managers report that Homeless and Vagrant traffic has been running below expectations.  Fewer Homeless are taking meetings at their local Starbucks or freshening up in the  restroom. Or perhaps the Homeless would rather take their business to an … Continue reading →

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Washed Up actor Robert Dinero defends Canada by hurling F-Bombs at The Donald

Posted on June 11, 2018 by tom

First Dinero ever losing his grip banned the Donald from his restaurants (a welcoming gesture).  Then in a surprise attack from the cover of Canadian forces continued his F-Bomb assault started at the Tony’son the Donald from Canada. The Tom … Continue reading →

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Did Colin Kaepernick get a Gentleman’s C in Constitutional Law?

Posted on June 7, 2018 by tom

Evidently the Constitutional Law program at  the University of Nevada at Reno was not that strong.

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Boycott of “Truth According To Tom” is a success

Posted on June 1, 2018 by tom

The Tom has announced that the Boycotts of “The Truth According To Tom” by our greatest heroes such as The Rev. Al SharpTom and David “lunch room pal” Hogg have been completely and totally successful.  Readership of this Blog have … Continue reading →

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