Category Archives: humor

The Tom loves the Holidays

The Tom looks forward tp the holidays.  Wishing you and yours the best for the Holidays and the New Year. Toping the To Do list is to interview and hire Santa’s Little Helpers.  Ho, Ho,. Ho!!!       Advertisements

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Is The Tom on the short list to replace John Kelly as Chief of Staff

In a word NO !!! While The Tom is a highly skilled operative, The Donald can not dangle that much temptation over Melania.

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Is The Tom the last great hope to host the Oscars?

With Kevin Hart bowing out as Oscar host and issuing an apology for ancient comments, it is rumored that nobody wants the job.  It doesn’t help ones career to be associated with an intolerant institution that produces an overly long … Continue reading

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Breaking Climate Change Alert cue Fake News

After pouring over climate spread sheets and other scientific evidence, The Tom has concluded that Global Warming might beat the alternative.    

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Kim Kardashian reveals family will not release Christmas card this year: ‘Kris Jenner has given up’ — The Tom is crushed

I am devastated that I won’t have a Kardashian Christmas card on my mantel this year. What, did they run out of pictures for the cards? The Tom is offering up a picture of Kylie for the card from his … Continue reading

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Major Climate Change Announcement

Trigger Alert/Breaking Fake News Alert/Fake News Alert/Attention:  Climate Media Jetting in from New York City where he pocketed some handsome speaking fees, Al Bore joined The Tom at a Presser of major climate implications.  They breathlessly announced that it rained … Continue reading

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Fake News Alert: The Tom tests Antisocial Media sites

Trigger Warning on Fake News Alert. After an intensive 21 minute investigation, The Tom has conclusively determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Antisocial Media platforms such as Fakebook are more interested in users over advertisers.    Furthermore … Continue reading

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Democratic People’s Republic of California announces the pre-packaged law suit

Once known for innovation and hard work, the new Democratic People’s Republic of California has developed the ultimate  innovation namely the pre-packaged law suit against the Federal Government.  With this weapon available, the defeat of the USA is within reach. … Continue reading

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Did Anti-Social Media Facebook force out Executive for his political views?

You may be interested in a November 12, 2018 article about the departure of Facebook Executive Palmer Luckey who was allegedly forced out at Facebook because staff objected to his political views. The hysterical crowd behavior is par for the … Continue reading

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See the Colin Kaepernick Nike Ad lately?

Is there anybody who has seen the most recent Colin Kaepernick commercial recently? Evidently Nike unlike The Kaep is not willing to risk everything. “What is good for Nike is good for the USA” intoned The Tom.

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