Category Archives: humor

Major Oscar Nomination Snub: The Tom

The Oscar nominations for 2019 are out and there is one and one only major Oscar Nomination snub.  Despite the Academy’s celebration of persons without color and The Tom’s lack of color, he was not nominated.  Go figure. “How come … Continue reading

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The Tom installs SF 49ers as 72 point favorite in League Conference Championship game

Always one to cut precision odds, The Tom has installed the San Francisco 49ers as a 72 point favorite over the worst 14-3 teams ever, the Green Bay Packers. The Packers have  already proven that they are not even in … Continue reading

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The Tom identifies the worst 14-3 team in NFL history

And the answer is……………..

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Queen names The Tom as the newest Royal

With Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepping back/stepping down/stepping in it and Prince Randy Andy embroiled in Epstein matters, there is a void in the Senior levels of the Royal Family. Queen Elizabeth has long admired the Royal Tom Family … Continue reading

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle: Overworked and underpaid ?

Just days after returning to Royal duties after the birth of their baby, an overworked and underpaid Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced that they were stepping down from Senior Royal duties and may be spending more time in the … Continue reading

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The Tom challenges Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on the World’s biggest stage

The Tom has called out Iran Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to a no holds barred Free Style Rap contest at the United Nations in New York City.  The Rap will resolve any remaining differences between Iran and the USA. … Continue reading

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The Tom salutes the Awards Season

The Hollywood Awards Season kicks off today with the Golden Globes.  Despite his near-Mogul status, The Tom envies the Beautiful People and craves the attention of the Stars and the Media. Memo to self:  Bid on SKIMS tape  franchise. And … Continue reading

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Iran Expert says “It is all The Donald’s fault”

Emerging from the Deep-State, The Tom has rebranded himself as an Iran Expert.  In his first TV interview, The Tom said that the killing of Iran General Qassen  Soleinani proves that The Donald is responsible for all the Middle East … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Stuns In Shocking Barely There Vintage Gown |The Tom guesses the vintage year

“Kim K., this gowm looks to be a 1851 vintage” opined The Tom.  More SKIMS tape” roared The Tom’s Assistant Kim Kardashian Stuns In Shocking Barely There Vintage Gown | Access click here to more details or click here to … Continue reading

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The Tom reveals the Whistleblower

At considerable peril, The Tom reveals the Whistleblower.

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