Category Archives: humor

Shania “Twit” Twain issues another “Trump” apology

To refresh those who have fortunately forgotten this faded star, The Twit Twain is a Canadian citizen who now lives in Switzerland.  She was famous for hijacking American Country and Western  music and used her sex appeal to make money … Continue reading

Posted in Computers and Internet, Entertainment, humor, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged , , | 4 Comments

Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Vlad, Saddam, Kim, Barack, Castro and David Hogg — I like my Dictators ruthless

Great Dictators have a lot in common.  Control is the key.  They may control via  dynamic and  frequently long speeches.  Hitler, Castro, Barack O’TomA and David Hogg come to mind   Others including Hitler, Saddam,  and Stalin were willing and … Continue reading

Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian, Ashley Graham; More Stars Get Sexy In Nude Swimsuits, Bras #MeToo

  Is this the next step in the #MeToo movement.  somehow the Tom is drawn to it. Kourtney Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, and more celebs love a nude bathing suit! See all the ways your favorite stars have matched a sexy … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, Fashion, humor, News and politics | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

Coachella 2018

The Tom just gently reminds you that Coachella 2018 is still Indio, CA with blistering heat and punishing winds to punctuate your musical experience. The Tom highly recommends that all babes and beauties just but a new hot outfit and … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, Fashion, Food and drink, Health and wellness, humor, Organizations, Travel | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

The Tom asks: ” What was in that 6’8″ missile sent to Syria?

An ever curious The Tom asked The Donald what was in that 6’8″ cruise missile with the Slimeball graffiti on the exterior thjat was launched into a Syria chemical weapons facility. ” Will he be back for the George Clintonopoulos … Continue reading

Posted in Health and wellness, humor, News and politics, Organizations, Travel | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

The Mueller just found evidence of Russian Election Collusion on Stormy Daniels

In an incredible piece of Prosecutorial Investigation, The Mueller just found evidence of Russian Election Collusion in the Stormy Daniels affair.  Surely, The Mueller will be raiding her and her attorney’s houses, offices etc. as he did for The Donald’s … Continue reading

Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

The Donald tells The Tom he can fire The Mueller

The Tom was giddy when he learned that his mentor The Donald said that he can fire The Mueller.  Only a Dictator can’t be fired. And what by the way happened to the Russia Collusion (cue Adam Schiff-less) Members of … Continue reading

Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

In a last dith effort to get a Royal Wedding invitiion, The Tom petitions The Queen

The Tom is becoming increasingly desperate to score an invitation to the Royal Wedding.  The Tom is bitter that his rival Barak O’TomA already has his invitation in hand. In his petition to Queen Elizabeth, The Tom has pointed out … Continue reading

Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged , , , , | 4 Comments

Where is my invitation to the Royal Wedding?

The Tom is starting to get nervous as he has not yet received his invitation to the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Is it because The Donald has criticized the Post Office and the preference it is … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, humor, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Earthquake, The Tom Asks…

Another earthquake today in Southern California prompts The Tom to again ask the loaded question  “Did the earth move for you?” If the answer is Yes, we have a scientific definition of Fake News.

Posted in Health and wellness, humor, News and politics | Tagged , | 2 Comments