Category Archives: humor

Was Clapper in the Crapper?

Q.   So who is James Clapper?  A.   Dear Leader  Barack O’TomA’s Director of National Intelligence.  He is best known for his biting criticism of The Tom and The Donald. Now that our hero Robert Mueller has indicted some … Continue reading

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The Tom reaches out to Jennifer Anniston in the time of her loving separation

Upon hearing that Jennifer Anniston was having a loving let’s be friends separation from husband  Justin Theroux, The Tom immediately reached out to Jennifer to offer comfort in her time of need. The Tom’s Talking points to a distressed Jennifer … Continue reading

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The Tom to Lonzo Ball “You’re Fired”

After big mouth LaTom Ball issued his ultimatum that if the Lakers didn’t sign Lonzo Ball’s two brothers, Lonzo wouldn’t resign with the Lakers. First of all Lonzo Ball ain’t that great.  Who wants the shoplifting King and College dropout … Continue reading

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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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The Donald calls on Super Hero Stock Market Whisperer, The Tom

Feeling the vibes coming from Mar-a-Lago, The Tom knew that he needed to save the nation from a stock market debacle that was sure to be blamed on the Big Guy. Quickly slipping on his green eye shade visor and … Continue reading

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The Tom coaches The Pope on how to deny

After Pope Francis denied receiving a 8 page letter on the misdeeds of a Chilean Bishop, he retained the Master of Denial, The Tom, as his new PR consultant.  The Tom had The Pope chanting the Nancy Reagan mantra.  “Just … Continue reading

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Tom slays Gender Inequality problem

Leave it to Tom to solve big problems with little meaningless gesturers.  Last night, The Tom solved any ad all gender inequality problems by wearing a white rose. “The Tom is so Authentic”, whispered his fan/mom.

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BREAKING NEWS: Nine months ago, The Tom did not fire The Mueller

Yesterday I was treated to Breaking News which was a story that 9 months ago The Donald didn’t fire The Mueller on the advice of his Attorney. How can a non story from 9 months ago be declared Breaking News.  … Continue reading

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Tom breaks Popper Joggers fashion news

Tom has learned exclusively that Kylie Jenner will be introducing a line of “Popper Jogger Tops”.  “The ease and speed of the Popper Jogger Top are amazing.  Just pop the top and you are admiring my surgically perfected Double DDs.” … Continue reading

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Dumb Truck

No, the Headline is not a typo where the magnificent The Hill reams The Tom a new one.  But rather it is from a commercial flooding the airways in the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of California that asks  “Is your truck … Continue reading

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