Category Archives: humor

Will El Chapo benefit from Progressive Criminal Justic Reform?

Progressives are pushing Criminal Justice Reform just in time to influence sentencing of cuddly little drug dealer el Chapo. Surely El Chapo doesn’t deserve life as he is already partly rehabilitated.  Life would be discriminatory as El Chapo is believed … Continue reading

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Did LaTom James pull a fast one on Tragic Johnson?

While a middling real estate developer, Tragic Johnson is a disaster as a sports executive. Prior to his most recent incarnation with the Lakers, he was an interim Coach with the Lakers and failed miserably. Fast forward to now and … Continue reading

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The Tom leaks further details on TomVille Green New Deal

A Tom Spokesperson leaked additional details on the TomVille Green New Deal.  Those purchasing Green New Deal stocks will receive a decal with a huge picture of The Tom to display on their bumper.  The Decal will entitle one to … Continue reading

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The Tom to offer Green New Deal in TomVille State of the Union

The Tom gives the State of the Union for TomVille with the statement “It is beautiful baby” In the speech, The Tom outlined the Green New Deal.  It is so beautiful.  The Tom sells stock shares entitling people to use … Continue reading

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Media Alert: The Tom will predict Super Bowl winner

At exactly 7:12 p.m. PST on February 3, 2019, The Tom will predict the winner of Super Bowl LIV (or is it LIII ?) “It is a Lock Baby” boasts The Tom. AT the precise time, The Tom speaks “Patriots … Continue reading

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The Tom announces IPO for Polar Vortex

Ever the advocate of Climate Change, The Tom announces that he has opened an Initial Public Offering (IPO) for Polar Vortex at an initial price point of $1,000 per share. Polar Vortex shares can only be used to combat Climate … Continue reading

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Empty Suit makes Major announcement

In what he billed as a major announcement, Empty Suit Eric Garcetti declared that he was not a candidate for President.  He seemed to throw his support to the next empty suit, Kamala Harris. Evidently , somebody whispered to the … Continue reading

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The Tom already misses wall-to-wall media coverage of furloughed Federal Workers

With the temporary deal sending government workers back to work, The Tom already misses the tear stained non-stop reporting of hardships faced by furloughed Federal workers. The Tom especially sympathized with the non-essential employees sent home who are guaranteed to … Continue reading

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Super Bowl Baby

Is there anything more inane than a local TV News interview with winning fans remote from some bar.  The highlight is some loud mouth with his ball cap on backwards with some hot looking women in the background all yelling … Continue reading

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The Donald urges The Tom to find some money for The Wall in the Bezos’ divorce scrapes

When The Donald heard that The Tom has set his romantic sights on MacKenzie Bezos, he reasoned that in a $137 Billion divorce there is some rounding error funding for a mere $8 Billion Wall extension. Now this is leverage … Continue reading

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