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Kylie Jenner Vs. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Which KarJenner Mom Wore The Sexiest Crop Top?

Since The Tom was only aware of the famous KardaASShian back side, he anxiously awaits this vote Kylie Jenner, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian are three of the hottest moms around, but which one of these sexy sisters can pull off … Continue reading

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The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading

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The Tom ridicules Kim KardASShian’s children’s names

The Tom Northeast Southwestern Hellflower Tommy  Thomas says who besides Kayne West and Kim KardASShian West would name their children North, Saint and Chicago? Michael Jackson must be rolling in his grave wondering why they did not use some solid … Continue reading

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With KardAsshian Clan catching pregnancy bug, Tom fears…

With Kylie Jenner and Khloe KardAsshian announcing the there is a bun in their ovens and Kim KardAsshian’s bun in an unknown oven, Tom has started to panic. The fear is that TV Executives are planning a /special back-to-back editions … Continue reading

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Big Reveal: Kim and Kanye’s Surrogate

With the news that Kayne West and Kim KardASSian’s surrogate is pregnant, the people want to know who the surrogate is and have turned to Tom Enquirer. In an exclusive, The Tom reveals that the surrogate is none other than … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom’s involvement with Russians confirmed

TNN (TomVille News Network) has just learned from unnamed sources that the Intelligence community has proof of Tom’s involvement with the Russians.  Surely this is the smoking gun that will sink the buoyant Tom.  Rank Member Adam Schiffless said he … Continue reading

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Curvy women more Intelligent?

New research from the University of Pittsburg and UC – Santa Barbara found that women with hour glass figures are more intelligent.  This is a sub discipline of waist to hip ratio (WHR)  study. Tom just announced that Kim KardASShian … Continue reading

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Does Russia have a sex tape of The Donald and Kim KardASSian?

The Intelligence Community in a confidential memo is suggesting that Russia has potentially damaging information On The Donald. Tom has concluded that this could only be that there is a sex tape of The Donald and Kim KardASSian in Russia’s … Continue reading

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Tom launches a no holds barred investigation of rumors of Kylie Jenner breast enhancements and butt photoshopping

With the Internet running wild with vicious rumors that Kylie Jenner’s butt has been photoshopped and long running rumors of incredibly beautiful breasts enhancements, Tom has launched the afore-mentioned investigation  and to examine the evidence in a gentle and meticulous manner. If … Continue reading

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Tom wishes Kanye a speedy recovery

Tom is ecstatic that Kayne East has been released from the hospital for a lack of sleep. Tom said we need Kayne for his catchy tunes, boss sneakers and TMZ file footage. Tom was joined in the heart felt wish … Continue reading

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