Tag Archives: Kim Kardashian

With KardAsshian Clan catching pregnancy bug, Tom fears…

With Kylie Jenner and Khloe KardAsshian announcing the there is a bun in their ovens and Kim KardAsshian’s bun in an unknown oven, Tom has started to panic. The fear is that TV Executives are planning a /special back-to-back editions … Continue reading

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Big Reveal: Kim and Kanye’s Surrogate

With the news that Kayne West and Kim KardASSian’s surrogate is pregnant, the people want to know who the surrogate is and have turned to Tom Enquirer. In an exclusive, The Tom reveals that the surrogate is none other than … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom’s involvement with Russians confirmed

TNN (TomVille News Network) has just learned from unnamed sources that the Intelligence community has proof of Tom’s involvement with the Russians.  Surely this is the smoking gun that will sink the buoyant Tom.  Rank Member Adam Schiffless said he … Continue reading

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Curvy women more Intelligent?

New research from the University of Pittsburg and UC – Santa Barbara found that women with hour glass figures are more intelligent.  This is a sub discipline of waist to hip ratio (WHR)  study. Tom just announced that Kim KardASShian … Continue reading

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Does Russia have a sex tape of The Donald and Kim KardASSian?

The Intelligence Community in a confidential memo is suggesting that Russia has potentially damaging information On The Donald. Tom has concluded that this could only be that there is a sex tape of The Donald and Kim KardASSian in Russia’s … Continue reading

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Tom launches a no holds barred investigation of rumors of Kylie Jenner breast enhancements and butt photoshopping

With the Internet running wild with vicious rumors that Kylie Jenner’s butt has been photoshopped and long running rumors of incredibly beautiful breasts enhancements, Tom has launched the afore-mentioned investigation  and to examine the evidence in a gentle and meticulous manner. If … Continue reading

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Tom wishes Kanye a speedy recovery

Tom is ecstatic that Kayne East has been released from the hospital for a lack of sleep. Tom said we need Kayne for his catchy tunes, boss sneakers and TMZ file footage. Tom was joined in the heart felt wish … Continue reading

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Battle Of The Kardashian Booties — Black Voices Rock

This is an EPIC battle that dwarfs the battle against ISIS.  Who knew that Kim and Khloe were such warriors. Battle of the booty! Kim Kardashian and sister Khloe roll around in dirt for Yeezy fashion shoot helmed by Kanye West … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan reaches out to Tom after severing finger in boating accident

Lindsay Lohan severed her left ring finger in a horrible boating accident and had it surgically reattached.  This was a golden opportunity to re-bond with her fans. Then news broke that Lindsay’s nemesis Kim Kardashian was robbed at gun point … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Poses Topless Alongside Emily Ratajkowski, Brings Back Her Infamous Censor Bars (Warning: NSFW Photo) — Style News – StyleWatch – People.com

Nothing like nostalgia for Censor Bars Another day, another knude photo of Kim via Kim Kardashian Poses Topless Alongside Emily Ratajkowski, Brings Back Her Infamous Censor Bars (Warning: NSFW Photo) — Style News – StyleWatch – People.com

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