Tag Archives: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Said She ‘Cried the Whole Way Home’ After Seeing Memes About Her 2013 Met Gala Gown — PEOPLE.com — The Tom devastated

Even a hard boiled operative like The Tom was devastated when he heard that Kim KardASShian cried all the way home from criticism of her 2013 Met Gala gown. But Kardashian West says two very important people loved her floral-print … Continue reading

Quote | Posted on by | Tagged , | 1 Comment

Kim Kardashian Is Launching SKIMS Body Tape After Years of Using Duct Tape to Lift Her Boobs — PEOPLE.com — The Tom reacts

Kim steps up her game and it is amazing reports The Tom who is anxious to see Kylie Jenner model the products. Lets go to the tape (SKIMS that is). “It sure beats taping ankles at football games’ opined The … Continue reading

Quote | Posted on by | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian ups the stakes for Kylie Jenner

Kim KardASShian laid down a marker in the skin game with Kylie Jenner at the 2019 Hollywood Beauty Awards with the ultimate sideboob, underboob and overboob dress. Recently hired PR Flack The Tom bellowed “Take that Kylie.  It is Season … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, Fashion, humor, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Feeling the heat from Kylie Jenner, Kim KardASShian modestly steps up her game.

The  Tom is in shock.  the Kim doesn’t give up the crown easily.

Posted in Computers and Internet, Entertainment, Fashion, Health and wellness, humor, Organizations | Tagged , ,

Kim Kardashian Channels ‘Boy On A Dolphin’s Sophia Loren In Sexy Skintight Mini At Met Gala — Hollywood Life and Major TU Announcement

    With bitter rival TomVille State University (TSU) announcing the Heavenly Body Major in the Astronomy  Department,  TomVille University (TU), the flagship university is taking swift and decisive action.  In a major announcement, TU says that it will offer … Continue reading

Quote | Posted on by | Tagged ,

Kim Kardashian Queen of the Naked Selfie Admits She Doesn’t Like to Talk About Sex

from InStyle https://ift.tt/2yRHRfl It is this self-deprecating modesty that we love about the Kardashians via Kim Kardashian Queen of the Naked Selfie Admits She Doesn’t Like to Talk About Sex — Blogs Today – Lifestyle, Product Reviews, Product Announcements, Suggestions  

Quote | Posted on by | Tagged , ,

Kylie Jenner Vs. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Which KarJenner Mom Wore The Sexiest Crop Top?

Since The Tom was only aware of the famous KardaASShian back side, he anxiously awaits this vote Kylie Jenner, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian are three of the hottest moms around, but which one of these sexy sisters can pull off … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, Fashion, Health and wellness, humor, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged , , , ,

The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading

Posted in Fashion, humor, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged , , , | 2 Comments

The Tom ridicules Kim KardASShian’s children’s names

The Tom Northeast Southwestern Hellflower Tommy  Thomas says who besides Kayne West and Kim KardASShian West would name their children North, Saint and Chicago? Michael Jackson must be rolling in his grave wondering why they did not use some solid … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, News and politics, Organizations | Tagged ,

With KardAsshian Clan catching pregnancy bug, Tom fears…

With Kylie Jenner and Khloe KardAsshian announcing the there is a bun in their ovens and Kim KardAsshian’s bun in an unknown oven, Tom has started to panic. The fear is that TV Executives are planning a /special back-to-back editions … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, Health and wellness, humor, Organizations | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments