Tag Archives: Kim Kardashian

Doja Cat at 2023 VMA Awards

Posted on September 13, 2023 by tom

“Is there no modesty?” whispered Kim K , “The Tom get the scissors.”

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Kim Kardashian suffers NSFW wardrobe malfunction as she goes braless in skintight bodysuit for racy new video — The Sun

Posted on May 4, 2023 by tom

KIM Kardashian has suffered a really naughty wardrobe malfunction in her racy new video. Kim, 42, ditched the bra and freed her boobs as she donned a see-through bodysuit. Kim Kardashian promoted the container and canister from Skkn Kim posed … Continue reading →

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The Dress, who wore it best?

Posted on October 9, 2022 by tom

While all declared ultra-Worthy, The Tom chose Kim Kardashian. Gotta suck up to the boss so she will kick start The Tom’s line of Skims for men.

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The Tom is a strong advocate for Climate Change

Posted on August 29, 2022 by tom

Rhe Tom just finished a meeting with Kim K. where he strongly advocated for more Ultra Sheet products and much smaller bikinis to respond to Climate Change. as The Tom walked the long hall he was grabbed and pulled into … Continue reading →

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The Tom advises Kim K. in a Top-Secret memo

Posted on August 27, 2022 by tom

In a Top-Secret memo from The Top to Kim K. stored at Mar – a- Lago, The Tm opined that Alexis Tex is closing in. Now is the time to add more skin into the game and prioritize Skims for … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian Breakup

Posted on August 11, 2022 by tom

With Pete Davidson mow in the rear-view mirror, K m K. is ready to take on the ultimate challenge, The Tom The Tom feeling the benefits of Corporate mad pillow talk leverage. Thr Tom is asking for no lets than … Continue reading →

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How far have the mighty fallen – Kanve West Edition

Posted on February 28, 2022 by tom

“Kanye West is on the line and he wants to take a meeting with The Tom” “Set up a low-level meeting with Kim K. look alkies at Kim K. Divorce Attorney to provide cover for The Tom to meet with … Continue reading →

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Only The Tom has the financial wherewithal to bail out Zuckerberg

Posted on February 5, 2022 by tom

With Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg losing $31 Billion, an urgent call has gone out to The Tom. The Tom has outlined an urgent set of actions that include a GoFundMe page, a car wash, selling oranges on Freeway exits, sourcing Tee … Continue reading →

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Does Kris Jenner’s reputation for sex addiction enhance the sexuality of Kim K. and Kylie J. ?

Posted on January 6, 2022 by tom

We are learning the extent of Kris Jenner’s love of sex. She can’t keep her hands off her boy toys and sugar daddies She is constantly on the lookout for places to grab a quicky. And she grabs them as … Continue reading →

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Kim K. orders The Tom to keep an eye on Jordyn Woods

Posted on January 5, 2022 by tom

Kim K. called a meeting with The Tom. She groused that Woods grew up in her back yard and is now threatening her signature looks. She went on to say that we can’t have Woods hogging the publicity needed for … Continue reading →

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