Category Archives: News and politics

Separated at Birth? AOC and The Donald

Most careful observers believe that The Donald and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) were separated at Birth. Now The Donald has authorized The Tom to investigate the following Separated At Birth combos:  Elizabeth Warren and Burnie Sanders; Kamala Harris, Rev. Al SharpTom … Continue reading

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Another benefit of Climate Change/Global Warming

Miley Cyrus vows to not have children till climate change is solved and fish are ‘in the water’ Well it looks like the gene pool is safe.

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Lunch-Bucket Joe reports $15 Million Income in last 2 years

Finally poor Joe Biden gets a few pay days as he accumulated income of $15 Million since leaving office. Before you call him a  deplorable, remember his speeches were worth every penny of their $200,000+  price tag especially if you … Continue reading

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H. Ross Perot RIP 1930-2019

We should have let him look under the hood.

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Happy 4th of July…The tanks of TomVille are rolling

Happy Independence Day.  Let the TomVille tanks roll, The Tom braces for an avalanche of criticism as the fireworks begin.

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Mr. Tom announces no clothes fashion collection

With Kylie Jenner and Lindsay Lohan  racing to the top to flash the most skin, Mr. Tom has jumped onto the fray by introducing his “TomVille Nude No Clothes ” fashion collection. With Lindsay Lohan taking an early led in … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan resets everything with a Nude Birthday Selfie

Lindsay Lohan is showing who’s Boss with a nude birthday Selfie for her 33rd birthday.  Wearing nothing but a little jewelry, LiLo is telling Kylie Jenner and others that they need to step up their game or they will be … Continue reading

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High School Debate Coaches from coast to coast suffer PTSD after Democrats debate

Im one of the worst epidemics in recent memory, thousands of High School Debate Coaches are suffering from PTSD after watching two nights of Democratic Presidential candidates debate. Can young high school debaters unlearn all the problems with the debat4es:  … Continue reading

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BET — Is there a competitor in the wings?

For years BET (Black Entertainment Television) has coexisted on a diverse cable line up.  This past weekend they produced their annual BET Awards. But with imitation the sincerest form of flattery in Hollywood, The Tom has heard from unnamed sources … Continue reading

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Los Angeles has its priorities in order

Historically just a shade over 50% of Los Angles murders are solved.  But the citizens can rest easy as the theft of the Marilyn Monroe statue from the Ladies of Hollywood gazebo was solved in 2 days

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