Category Archives: News and politics

Prediction: Mueller wraps up Russian Collusion investigations

The Tom has gone out on a limb to predict that The Mueller will wrap up his investigation of Russian Collusion when The Donald leaves office in 2025. Advertisements

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Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. Anonymous

You may have heard about me lately after my Op-Ed in the New York Times.  Now the New Your Times has published a lot of anonymous staff.  But I am the one and only Mr. Anonymous.  I am universally recognized … Continue reading

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Do I hear a dog whistle?

Is it only The Tom who can hear these dog whistles: Cracker, Redneck, Hillbilly, Honkey, White Trash, Trailer Trash, Hick., Bumpkin, Good Ol’ Boy. Okie and Whitey?  Is it a dog whistle to even mention these terms? Can we all … Continue reading

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Murphy Brown Reboot….Who asked for it?

Did anybody really ask CBS to bring back a reboot of an ancient” Murphy Brown”?  It looks to be a vehicle to bash The Donald and defend a far left media. It is likely to be as successful ratings wise … Continue reading

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Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho — Pope Francis has got to go.

Protesters go:  Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho, Pope Francis has got to go. Why won’t the protesters give Pope Francis a break on sexual abuse coverup?  He deserves a break as he is already far left of Bernie Sanders and poised … Continue reading

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The Pope knew…Can The Tom prove hypocrisy?

Recent revelations reveal that the Pope knew about priest sexual transgressions for a long time and did little or nothing. Was the Pope too busy pushing his far left wing agenda of Open Boarders and Socialism while berating The Donald … Continue reading

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The Tom deciphers The Urban’s punishment at The Ohio State University

After careful analysis of Urban Meyer’s punishment of a 3 game suspension, The Tom was able to determine that the punishment is inversely proportional to his record as Head Football Coach at The Ohio State University at 73-8. Most would … Continue reading

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The Tom offers free civics lessons to The Resistance

With The Mueller winning on 8 of 18 charges against The Maneford and The Cohen pleading guilty to crimes and non crimes in a plea bargain, The Resistance believes that they have the momentum for their Coup d’état ousting The … Continue reading

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The Tom takes a meeting with The Omarosa

The Tom has intercepted a dog whistle from his old mentor Vlad has set up a meeting with the Omarosa in the Celebrity apprentice Board Room.  The Tom will be taping the Omarosa who is taping The Tom all of … Continue reading

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The Tom pleads, “We need to get Omarosa a new Reality show”

In a hastily called meeting in the TomVille Situation Room, The Tom outlined the urgent need to get The Omarosa Manigault Newman a new Reality show to get her off the Media circus. All the attendees agreed that CNN was … Continue reading

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