Category Archives: News and politics

Queen broaches The Tom for Royal Highness suggestions

The Queen of England ever a savvy business woman has contacted the Tom to get help in monetizing the two vacant Royal Highness positions with the demotions of Harry and Meghan. The Tom proposed an eBay auction for the Royal … Continue reading

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Major Oscar Nomination Snub: The Tom

The Oscar nominations for 2019 are out and there is one and one only major Oscar Nomination snub.  Despite the Academy’s celebration of persons without color and The Tom’s lack of color, he was not nominated.  Go figure. “How come … Continue reading

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Queen names The Tom as the newest Royal

With Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stepping back/stepping down/stepping in it and Prince Randy Andy embroiled in Epstein matters, there is a void in the Senior levels of the Royal Family. Queen Elizabeth has long admired the Royal Tom Family … Continue reading

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle: Overworked and underpaid ?

Just days after returning to Royal duties after the birth of their baby, an overworked and underpaid Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced that they were stepping down from Senior Royal duties and may be spending more time in the … Continue reading

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The Tom challenges Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on the World’s biggest stage

The Tom has called out Iran Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to a no holds barred Free Style Rap contest at the United Nations in New York City.  The Rap will resolve any remaining differences between Iran and the USA. … Continue reading

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Iran Expert says “It is all The Donald’s fault”

Emerging from the Deep-State, The Tom has rebranded himself as an Iran Expert.  In his first TV interview, The Tom said that the killing of Iran General Qassen  Soleinani proves that The Donald is responsible for all the Middle East … Continue reading

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The Tom reveals the Whistleblower

At considerable peril, The Tom reveals the Whistleblower.

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I Like Mike — Criminal Justice Reform

Business Insider is reporting the following nugget: Michael Blumberg, the wealthiest 2020 candidate, used prison labor to help his campaign Bloomberg’s campaign contracted New Jersey-based call center company ProCom via a third-party vendor. ProCom has call centers in New Jersey … Continue reading

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The Tom braves the Wine Cave

In an act even more daring than  the rescue of 12 Thai Youth Soccer players from a cave, The tom entered the Billionaire’s Wine Cave to see if money can go from one pocket to another. Previously only Mayor Buttigieg … Continue reading

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I Like Mike — Series of Flukes turns into a Black Swan

In a December 22, 2019 story in the NY Times by Maggie Haberman and Matt Flegenheimier hint that it was a series of flukes or Black Swan events that were responsible for benefiting a stiff Mike Blumberg. The Tom said … Continue reading

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