Monthly Archives: November 2015

Did the Pope sleep thru Econ 101 at the Seminary?

Posted on November 28, 2015 by tom

Yesterday, the Pope blasted Colonialism in a fiery speech in Africa.  Tom asks where has he been for the last 100 years? The Pope blasts Capitalism at every stop.  So far, he hasn’t fired off too many blasts at Mercantilism. … Continue reading →

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Focus on me..

Posted on November 21, 2015 by tom

Source: Focus on me..   Focus on Tom.  No Ariana Grande, you fool.   She is quite Grand.

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The Tom introduces timeshares to Raqqa, Syria market

Posted on November 17, 2015 by tom

Sensing the success that Traveler Tom is having with his tour packages to Raqqa, Syria, Developer and Presidential Frontrunner The Tom is offering Timeshares in the Tom Tower in the capital of the  ISIS caliphate.  These timeshares will feature the … Continue reading →

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Will French bombing hurt ISIS tourism industry?

Posted on November 17, 2015 by tom

After months of futile bombing by USA, the French are targeting the ISIS Caliphate capital of Raqqa, Syria. The question is will this adversely affect Terrorist tourist business?  Caliphate tourism Officials are not worried.  While previously they have target young … Continue reading →

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For unexplained reasons, Tom dumps Ronda Rousey

Posted on November 15, 2015 by tom

Just as a toned Ronda Rousey was ready to punch her way into Tom’s heart, he suddenly dropped her after she was KO’d by Holly Holm. Hopefully Tom will be able to get back with a newly sculptured Kylie Jenner, … Continue reading →

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What would Charlie Hebdo do?

Posted on November 14, 2015 by tom

??????????????? So horrible Paris, France….. November 13, 2015

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Buzzing: Kylie Jenner Steps Out in a Dangerously Low-Cut Jumpsuit

Posted on November 13, 2015 by tom

Kylie Jenner Steps Out in a Dangerously Low-Cut Jumpsuit @InStyle Whoa! Now that is one deep v-neck.The star hit the streets in one of the most low-cut shirts we’ve ever seen. See it here. Source: Buzzing: Kylie Jenner Steps Out … Continue reading →

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After being dumped, Tom reaches out to Jennifer Lawrence via Social Media

Posted on November 13, 2015 by tom

,Before Jennifer Lawrence was able to enjoy the substitution of boredom for loneliness on Saturday nights, her people dumped Tom.  Her people advised Tom that this was a romance that wasn’t meant to be. In addition reading from the Restraining … Continue reading →

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Jennifer Lawrence “I am lonely every Saturday night” Help is on the way

Posted on November 12, 2015 by tom

Jennifer Lawrence dished to Vogue that she is lonely every Saturday night, Fear not dear Jennifer, help is on the way in the form of Tom. Tom is willing to sacrifice to cure Jennifer’s loneliness.  Jennifer said that she may … Continue reading →

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U of Mizzou Administrators are nostalgic for the ’60s

Posted on November 11, 2015 by tom

University of Missouri President Tim Wolfe and Chancellor R. Bowen Loftin threw in the towel saying the situation at the University was not challenging enough.  Whinny photogenic students tricked out in matching t-shirts, a well-feed grad student on a hunger … Continue reading →

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