Category Archives: Sports

Chairman Schiff appoints LaTom James as China Policy Advisor

From deep in the secret testimony room in the Capitol basement, Democrat People’s Republic of the former USA Chairman Adam Schiff(less) has appointed King LaTom James as his new China Policy Advisor. The wisdom is evident in the following statement … Continue reading

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Tee-Z signs a deal with the NFL for Social Justice

The Tom, formerly Grand Master T, formerly Rev. Al SharpTom has successfully Re-Branded himself as Tee-Z and signed a lucrative deal  with that  paragon of Social Justice, the NFL. Teee-Z emphasized that this wasn’t about Colin Kaepernick getting a job, … Continue reading

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The Tom enters the G.O.A.T conversation

The Tom has been embroiled in the G.O.A.T. (Greatest of all Time) conversation as both a participant and commentator in fields ranging from Athletics to Politics. While others acknowledge his greatness, others ask what in the hell is the fascination … Continue reading

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KaWHY Leonard ?

Why the Clippers, Kawhi? Why Kawhi did you turn down King LaTom James’ pursuit of greatness by developing a cadre of players to do the hard work? Why Kawhi did you turn down a mansion in TomVille?  It must be … Continue reading

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King LaTom James asks Anthony Davis “…Are you Herschel Walker or am I?”

With the blockbuster trade of Anthony Davis to the Los Angeles Lakers, Herschel Walker breathed a sigh of relief.   Herschel is relieved of the burden of being involved in the worst trade in history when the Cowboys traded him … Continue reading

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The Tom announced as Tragic Johnson’s new agent

The Tom scored a major coup when he inked Tragic Johnson as his newest client.  The deal includes exclusive negotiating rights for positions in Basketball Administration, Basketball Coaching and Late Night Talk Shows. “Tragic Johnson is a proven performer in … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody is Back

In Breaking News, The Tom announced that with his 2019 Masters victory that Tiger Woody is Back. The Tom has notified Rachel Uchitel and other Groupies. “Tiger, I got the Wing” roared The Tom. “Let’s Roll.  I have been waiting … Continue reading

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Lakers agree to partial shutdown of King LaTom James

With Tragic Johnson of the LA Lakers desperate to draw attention away from the $154 Million 4 year contract with the King, the Lakers agreed to limit his minutes to about half time.  This enables LaTom to draw his outrageous … Continue reading

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Did LaTom James pull a fast one on Tragic Johnson?

While a middling real estate developer, Tragic Johnson is a disaster as a sports executive. Prior to his most recent incarnation with the Lakers, he was an interim Coach with the Lakers and failed miserably. Fast forward to now and … Continue reading

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Media Alert: The Tom will predict Super Bowl winner

At exactly 7:12 p.m. PST on February 3, 2019, The Tom will predict the winner of Super Bowl LIV (or is it LIII ?) “It is a Lock Baby” boasts The Tom. AT the precise time, The Tom speaks “Patriots … Continue reading

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