Category Archives: Sports

The Tom deciphers The Urban’s punishment at The Ohio State University

After careful analysis of Urban Meyer’s punishment of a 3 game suspension, The Tom was able to determine that the punishment is inversely proportional to his record as Head Football Coach at The Ohio State University at 73-8. Most would … Continue reading

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The Kav aces out The Tom for The Supremes

The Tom has a bitter taste in his mouth after being edged out by The Kav (Brett Kavanaugh) for The Donald’s nomination for The Supremes (Supreme Court). The Tom thought his extremely short paper trail as Adjunct Professor and Assistant … Continue reading

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LaTom evaluates LeBron James Laker deal

Los Angeles basketball geeks ( 2 maybe 3 not following Mexico Soccer are clamoring for LaTom to pronounce the Laker-LeBron James $154 Million 4 year deal the best deal in basketball history. LaTom responded with a play on an old … Continue reading

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Did Colin Kaepernick get a Gentleman’s C in Constitutional Law?

Evidently the Constitutional Law program at  the University of Nevada at Reno was not that strong.

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The Tom to Lonzo Ball “You’re Fired”

After big mouth LaTom Ball issued his ultimatum that if the Lakers didn’t sign Lonzo Ball’s two brothers, Lonzo wouldn’t resign with the Lakers. First of all Lonzo Ball ain’t that great.  Who wants the shoplifting King and College dropout … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein presents Bikini Wars

Reinventing himself as a  man of good tastes, a frisky and rehabilitated Harvey Whinestein has organized Bikini Wars.  In the first match,  we have the newcomer Kylie Jenner going directly against an Old School Lindsay Lohan.   This event culminates … Continue reading

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Swaggy T breaks with BBB

Swaggy T formerly Grand Master T formerly Jay-T formerly Puffy T has broken with Bigger Baller Brands (BBB) over a trivial F rating from the Better Business Bureau and LaTom Ball being exposed as a Helicopter Dad who can’t stop … Continue reading

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It is on !!!! UFC 220 Steve BanTom vs. The Tom

In a no holds barred pre- UFC match, Steve BanTom challenged The Tom in some book that nobody will read.   The Tom immediately wounded Steve BanTom with a series of Tweets normally reserved for the likes of Rosie O’Donnell … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Un holds The Tom and the free world hostage over haircut secrets

Dear Leader and Barber extraordinaire Kim Jong Un has threatened The Tom and the free world as  nuclear hostages until they reveal the haircutting secrets of LaVar/LaTom Ball and his sons LaMelo and LiAngelo. This may be difficult to negotiate … Continue reading

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At 12-0, Wisconsin Badgers are just a quality loss away from Top 4

Again the Bowl Selection Committee will bar the Badgers from the Top 4 to battle for the National Championship because of the lack of a quality loss.

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