Category Archives: Sports

Tom walks Green Bay Packers fans back from the ledge

When news spread that QB Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone, Cheesehead futures crashed faster than the Great Dutch Bubble and crash of 1637/ With an inept performance by backup QB Brett Hundley, it fell to Tom to right the ship, … Continue reading

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Who is Cam Newton?

When Tom heard about the Routes comment by Panther QB Cam Newton to a female reporter, he immediately started the process to induct him into the Hillary Rodman Clinton Deplorables Post #1 Everlasting on misogynist charges. After due diligence, Ms. … Continue reading

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Free Speech and Take a Knee announcements

We are all for Free Speech even though everybody’s definition is slightly different.  In the wake of NFL players protesting during the singing of the National Anthem, The Tom has uncovered some other “Take a Knee” protests. Employees of the … Continue reading

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Tom takes a knee

Out of due respect for the passing of the truth, Tom takes a knee.  It doesn’t appear that any statement is being challenged.  It makes one nostalgic for the silence of Colin Kaepernick

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LaTom challenges Big Baller LaVar Ball

Throwing down the gauntlet, LaTom is getting right in the grill of nightmare helicopter Dad LaVar Ball and his Big Baller sneaker produced for his son UCLA dropout Lonzo Ball. When LaTom learned that LaVar set a price point of … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga calls out Tom for being fat

Lady Gaga after the Super Bowl has taken to Social Media to call out Tom for being fat.  She has totally misconstrued Tom’s famous “love handles” for a roly-poly appearance.  This is nothing short of body shaming by Gaga.  We … Continue reading

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Ryan Lochte just signed on with Tom’s PR Agency

In a major coup, Tom signed Ryan Lochte to an exclusive Public Relations package. One of Tom’s biggest challenges is Lochte hasn’t risen to the level of Tom’s previous clients who include: Kobe Bryant, A-Rod, Ray Rice and O.J. Simpson. … Continue reading

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Will Tom displace Ashley Graham as Body Activist?

Flipping through the channels I say Robin Roberts introduce Ashley Graham as a Body Activist.  Previously we only thought of her as a beautiful Plus Size model and Sports Illustrated swimsuit hottie. Naturally the question came up as to whether … Continue reading

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Where is Bruce Jenner?

This too will pass or maybe it has already.

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Tiger Woody: Good-Bye Lindsey, Well Hello Rachael (again)

Just hours after washed up golfer Tiger Woody broke up with Lindsey Vonn, Rachael Uchitel announced that she dumped former Baseball player Bret Boone and would consider the Woodster. In the past when hooking up with Uchitel, Tiger had his … Continue reading

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