Category Archives: Sports

LaTom challenges Big Baller LaVar Ball

Throwing down the gauntlet, LaTom is getting right in the grill of nightmare helicopter Dad LaVar Ball and his Big Baller sneaker produced for his son UCLA dropout Lonzo Ball. When LaTom learned that LaVar set a price point of … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga calls out Tom for being fat

Lady Gaga after the Super Bowl has taken to Social Media to call out Tom for being fat.  She has totally misconstrued Tom’s famous “love handles” for a roly-poly appearance.  This is nothing short of body shaming by Gaga.  We … Continue reading

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Ryan Lochte just signed on with Tom’s PR Agency

In a major coup, Tom signed Ryan Lochte to an exclusive Public Relations package. One of Tom’s biggest challenges is Lochte hasn’t risen to the level of Tom’s previous clients who include: Kobe Bryant, A-Rod, Ray Rice and O.J. Simpson. … Continue reading

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Will Tom displace Ashley Graham as Body Activist?

Flipping through the channels I say Robin Roberts introduce Ashley Graham as a Body Activist.  Previously we only thought of her as a beautiful Plus Size model and Sports Illustrated swimsuit hottie. Naturally the question came up as to whether … Continue reading

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Where is Bruce Jenner?

This too will pass or maybe it has already.

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Tiger Woody: Good-Bye Lindsey, Well Hello Rachael (again)

Just hours after washed up golfer Tiger Woody broke up with Lindsey Vonn, Rachael Uchitel announced that she dumped former Baseball player Bret Boone and would consider the Woodster. In the past when hooking up with Uchitel, Tiger had his … Continue reading

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Kentucky Wildcats granted a Mulligan in NCAA Basketball Tournament

NCAA officials have granted the Kentucky Wildcats a Mulligan on the way to their universally expected 40-0 season.  Their loss to the Wisconsin Badgers in the Final 4 has been vacated and they will meet TomVille State University (TSU) Mighty … Continue reading

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Rodgers trip to Canton OH sidetracked in Buffalo

Today, Aaron Rodgers in a miserable performance led the Green Bay Packers to a 21-13 defeat by the Buffalo Bills.  Is this the final detour on the way to the Hall of Fame in Canton, OH? The 2 interception, 1 … Continue reading

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Fresh off his “Redskins” victory, Barack calls for an 8 Team playoff

You may remember that Barack O’TomA said that he wouldn’t let his imaginary son play football.  Now he is weighing in to  support  an 8 Team College Football playoff. Did I hear that there was a budget to resolve?  Naw.

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Tom says Wisconsin’s Melvin Gordon is doomed in Heisman Race

Despite racking up 408 yards rushing against a top 20 Nebraska team and accumulating 1909 yards season to date, Tom thanks the ghost of Ron Dayne to torpedo Gordon’s Heisman chances. Besides tom has already determined that the competition is … Continue reading

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