Category Archives: Sports

See the Colin Kaepernick Nike Ad lately?

Is there anybody who has seen the most recent Colin Kaepernick commercial recently? Evidently Nike unlike The Kaep is not willing to risk everything. “What is good for Nike is good for the USA” intoned The Tom. Advertisements

Posted in Entertainment, humor, News and politics, Organizations, Sports | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Balls upset LaTom James’ quest for an 0-82 season

Just when LaTom James had  an 0-82 LA  Laker record  in sight, he was upset by none other that shadow Coach LaTom “Big Baller” Ball and his son LoTomZo Ball.  Maybe this should be discounted as nobody knows if the … Continue reading

Posted in humor, Organizations, Sports | Tagged , , ,

LaTom James receives rave reviews

Laker LaTom James has received rave reviews for his voice over work as Yeti in the animated film Smallwood.  This as his Lakers took another giant step closer to an  0-82 season by moving to 0-3.

Posted in Entertainment, humor, Organizations, Sports | Tagged , , ,

LaTom’s Lakers streaking towards an 0-82 record

Since the signing of The King The LaTom James, the Los Angeles Lakers are already 0-2 and playing the caliber of defense that will enable an unprecedented 0-82 record.  In addition, they can’t shoot the three. It will soon be … Continue reading

Posted in humor, Organizations, Sports | Tagged ,

Tiger makes announcement after Tours Championship win

After winning the Tours Championship, Tiger Woody made a special  announcement to his wingman The Tom and Erica Herman, Lindsey Vonn, Joanna Vagoda, Tyra Banks, Devon James and Rachel Uchitel, “I’m Back” “Tiger, I got shotgun for this”, lusted The … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, Health and wellness, humor, News and politics, Organizations, Sports | Tagged , , , , , , ,

The Tom deciphers The Urban’s punishment at The Ohio State University

After careful analysis of Urban Meyer’s punishment of a 3 game suspension, The Tom was able to determine that the punishment is inversely proportional to his record as Head Football Coach at The Ohio State University at 73-8. Most would … Continue reading

Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations, Sports | Tagged , , ,

The Kav aces out The Tom for The Supremes

The Tom has a bitter taste in his mouth after being edged out by The Kav (Brett Kavanaugh) for The Donald’s nomination for The Supremes (Supreme Court). The Tom thought his extremely short paper trail as Adjunct Professor and Assistant … Continue reading

Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations, Sports | Tagged , , ,

LaTom evaluates LeBron James Laker deal

Los Angeles basketball geeks ( 2 maybe 3 not following Mexico Soccer are clamoring for LaTom to pronounce the Laker-LeBron James $154 Million 4 year deal the best deal in basketball history. LaTom responded with a play on an old … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, humor, News and politics, Organizations, Sports | Tagged , , ,

Did Colin Kaepernick get a Gentleman’s C in Constitutional Law?

Evidently the Constitutional Law program at  the University of Nevada at Reno was not that strong.

Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations, Sports | Tagged ,

The Tom to Lonzo Ball “You’re Fired”

After big mouth LaTom Ball issued his ultimatum that if the Lakers didn’t sign Lonzo Ball’s two brothers, Lonzo wouldn’t resign with the Lakers. First of all Lonzo Ball ain’t that great.  Who wants the shoplifting King and College dropout … Continue reading

Posted in Entertainment, humor, Organizations, Sports | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments