Category Archives: Sports

Tom Brady and Rocky Balboa jump at The Tom’s bait

Posted on March 14, 2022 by tom

Using a well-worn script from Prize Fighting, The Tom in a spectacular Presserannounced that Tom Brady and bocky Balboa were leaving the conforts of retirement for active participation in their respective sports. Some trolls might claim that Rocky has a … Continue reading →

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Green Bay Packers RIP

Posted on January 23, 2022 by tom

SF 13 GB 10. This would not have happened if Vince Lombardi was Coaching

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Simone Who?

Posted on July 30, 2021 by tom

Leave it to the Legendary PR operative to ask the question about Simone Biles. We have to move on. The Tom told his staff that they need to get Olym[ic Gold All Around Gymnast Sunisa Lee nder contract and start … Continue reading →

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MLB sets record in All-Star F-Bomb Derby

Posted on July 14, 2021 by tom

With everybody wired for sound the F Bombs on live TV hit a new record, Could we have used a 2 second delay to bleep out cursing? “Yes but there wouldn’t have been a game” intoned The Tom.

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All Hail King LeTom James

Posted on June 4, 2021 by tom

The King LeTom James takes his talents to the world Within minutes of being crushed by the Phoenix Sunsmin the first round of the NBA Playoffs, LeTom is embellishing his G.O.A.T. status by joining post, Post Production of Space Jam … Continue reading →

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King LeTom James asks “Am I vaccinated?”

Posted on May 25, 2021 by tom

After following from behind and failing to answer directly about being vaccinated, The King LeTom James played the vaccination card to get out of a NBA penalty for breaking protocol as he was out hyping his Tequila. The tom is … Continue reading →

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The Tom makes the case for The Tomnifer

Posted on May 14, 2021 by tom

The Tom was startled when the old romantic Harvey Levin of TMZ teased that Jennifer Lopez was getting it on with Ben Affleck after her break up with ARoids. The Tom gathered his talking points and had his people arrange … Continue reading →

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Sir Charles is Right

Posted on April 4, 2021 by tom

Congrats to Charles Barkley for having the courage to make this statement Charles Barkley Calls Out ‘Divide and Conquer’ Politicians During Final Four Broadcast (Video) (msn.com)

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MLB (BLB) Profile in Courage (not)

Posted on April 3, 2021 by tom

So in response to Georgia modernizing their election laws, Major League Baseball AKA Bush League Baseball moved the All Star game out of Atlanta, This in response to so called leaders who made sweeping unsupported statements that the new law … Continue reading →

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Tiger Woody announces a Driving School with Franchises available

Posted on March 2, 2021 by tom

Noted long driver (gold and car) Tiger Woody announced the the Tiger Woody Driving School from his bed at Cedars-Sini. Former Mistress Number 1 and current Sugar Baby Dating Advocate Rachel Uchtel has sighed on to be Franchisee Number 1 … Continue reading →

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