Category Archives: Sports

The Tom installs SF 49ers as 72 point favorite in League Conference Championship game

Always one to cut precision odds, The Tom has installed the San Francisco 49ers as a 72 point favorite over the worst 14-3 teams ever, the Green Bay Packers. The Packers have  already proven that they are not even in … Continue reading

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The Tom identifies the worst 14-3 team in NFL history

And the answer is……………..

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Impeach Bowl (with apologies to the Peach Bowl)

Chairman Schiff leads a team of Democrats known for their Abuse of Power football on the gridiron (with a pocket full of unauthorized phone records and a non-law sometimes known as DACA.  There Chairman Schiff will meet a trash talking … Continue reading

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We are Thankful for Chairman Schiff

Tis the day to thank Chairman Adam Schiff(less) for demonstrating  strong leadership preserving our legacy during this manufactured crisis. To the coup and consolidation of power, we can only say well done. Endorsed by:  Hosni, Fidel, Hugo, Edi, Vlad “The … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving from TomVille

Happy Thanksgiving from all your TomVille favorites including but not limited to the following:  Barack O’TomA, Lunch Bucket Joe, Kim Tom Eun, Farmer Michele, Hillary Rodman Clinton, The Tom Jr., Vlad “The Bad” Putin, TommySue, KardASShians, Lindsay D.D. Lohan, Kylie … Continue reading

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Chairman Schiff appoints LaTom James as China Policy Advisor

From deep in the secret testimony room in the Capitol basement, Democrat People’s Republic of the former USA Chairman Adam Schiff(less) has appointed King LaTom James as his new China Policy Advisor. The wisdom is evident in the following statement … Continue reading

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Tee-Z signs a deal with the NFL for Social Justice

The Tom, formerly Grand Master T, formerly Rev. Al SharpTom has successfully Re-Branded himself as Tee-Z and signed a lucrative deal  with that  paragon of Social Justice, the NFL. Teee-Z emphasized that this wasn’t about Colin Kaepernick getting a job, … Continue reading

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The Tom enters the G.O.A.T conversation

The Tom has been embroiled in the G.O.A.T. (Greatest of all Time) conversation as both a participant and commentator in fields ranging from Athletics to Politics. While others acknowledge his greatness, others ask what in the hell is the fascination … Continue reading

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KaWHY Leonard ?

Why the Clippers, Kawhi? Why Kawhi did you turn down King LaTom James’ pursuit of greatness by developing a cadre of players to do the hard work? Why Kawhi did you turn down a mansion in TomVille?  It must be … Continue reading

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King LaTom James asks Anthony Davis “…Are you Herschel Walker or am I?”

With the blockbuster trade of Anthony Davis to the Los Angeles Lakers, Herschel Walker breathed a sigh of relief.   Herschel is relieved of the burden of being involved in the worst trade in history when the Cowboys traded him … Continue reading

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