Category Archives: Sports

Dr. Fauci uncorks yet another Wild Pitch

Dr. Fauci best known for the Wild Pitch he served up in the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals game has uncorked an avalanche of folksy comments as he savors his 15 minutes of fame.  His latest speculation to … Continue reading

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Saving Lives (not necessarily yours) Re-opening Beaches Edition

As The Tom has reported all re-opening decisions from the Virus Lockdown are based only on the data, science and experts.  Nothing will be re-opened a day before or a day after it should be. Hence the Beach re-openings in  … Continue reading

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March Madness: NCAA Basketball Chanp crowned

Ever cognizant that men have nothing to talk about except for sports, The Tom announced the results of March Madness.  Some say most men have not spoken since 3/12/2020 when Baseball suspended its season. At an undisclosed location at a … Continue reading

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The Tom calls for the COVID – 19 Monday Morning Quarterbacks to cool it

With the NFL on hiatus, COVID second guessing  and finger pointing has taken center stage.  Even The Tom who likes to sling a little mud with the best of them is appalled. Test, Test. Test an we fell short.    … Continue reading

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Shakira and J-Lo empower Latina Worldwide

Thru the miracle of Kim KardASShian’s SKIMS Boob tape,  Sakira and J-Lo empowered Latina and Hoochie Mamas Worldwide  by defying gravity and public decency laws with their revealing wardrobes at Super Bowl LIV Halftime. “We needed a role model that … Continue reading

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The Tom installs SF 49ers as 72 point favorite in League Conference Championship game

Always one to cut precision odds, The Tom has installed the San Francisco 49ers as a 72 point favorite over the worst 14-3 teams ever, the Green Bay Packers. The Packers have  already proven that they are not even in … Continue reading

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The Tom identifies the worst 14-3 team in NFL history

And the answer is……………..

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Impeach Bowl (with apologies to the Peach Bowl)

Chairman Schiff leads a team of Democrats known for their Abuse of Power football on the gridiron (with a pocket full of unauthorized phone records and a non-law sometimes known as DACA.  There Chairman Schiff will meet a trash talking … Continue reading

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We are Thankful for Chairman Schiff

Tis the day to thank Chairman Adam Schiff(less) for demonstrating  strong leadership preserving our legacy during this manufactured crisis. To the coup and consolidation of power, we can only say well done. Endorsed by:  Hosni, Fidel, Hugo, Edi, Vlad “The … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving from TomVille

Happy Thanksgiving from all your TomVille favorites including but not limited to the following:  Barack O’TomA, Lunch Bucket Joe, Kim Tom Eun, Farmer Michele, Hillary Rodman Clinton, The Tom Jr., Vlad “The Bad” Putin, TommySue, KardASShians, Lindsay D.D. Lohan, Kylie … Continue reading

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