Monthly Archives: February 2013

White House announces the availability of Michelle Obama for ribbon cuttings and dog shows

Posted on February 27, 2013 by tom

With the rave reviews of Michelle Obama’s Oscar performance from the 47% and the Hollywood Loophole Lovers, the White House announced a major new initiative to have Michelle cut ribbons at store openings, Emcee Dog Shows and any other cheap … Continue reading →

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Hillary Clinton gearing up for historic Presidential run in 2016 (heart warming separated at birth story)

Posted on February 27, 2013 by tom

As Hillary Clinton gears up for her historic run for the Presidency in 2016, she is already looking more and more like George Washington, the father of our country. See if you can pick Hillary out of a Six-Pack Photo … Continue reading →

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Tom, the “Blade Shaver” endorses Pistorius defense

Posted on February 23, 2013 by tom

After careful analysis tom “Blade Shaver” declared that Oscar “Blade Runner”, a South African idol, has an iron clad defense to unfounded murder charges in the accidental death of his girl friend who had the audacity of going to the bathroom in … Continue reading →

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Tom corrals new meat supply to meet Euro (EU) demand

Posted on February 21, 2013 by tom

For the past few days, Tom has been scrambling to roundup a stable supply of horse meat to meet the sudden demand coming from the European Union (EU). Tom has assured his European customers that he has taken options of … Continue reading →

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Barack O’TomA takes second job with Burger King selling Sequester Whoppers

Posted on February 20, 2013 by tom

Today, it was announced that POTUS Barack O’TomA has taken a second job with Burger King selling the “Sequester Whopper” to make en s meet after his golfing vacation with Tiger and Michelle separate vacation to Aspen. Like fellow Federal bureaucrats, … Continue reading →

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Hugo Chavez introduces his new line of Dictator inspired Hospital Gowns

Posted on February 19, 2013 by tom

Barack O’TomA’s fist bumping buddy Hugo Chavez of Venezuela has introduced a new line of Hospital gowns that is awe-inspiring.  The line combines the fatigue look of Cuba with the Venezuelan El Vaquero and the traditional drafty backside (tank Commander campaign … Continue reading →

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Tiger and Barack on a golf outing signals that the rehabilitation of Barack is complete

Posted on February 18, 2013 by tom

Fans of Barack Obama were thrilled with the news that  Tiger Woods  (former ? rehabilitated sex addict) and Barack Obama (former ? rehabilitated community organizer) got together for a bachelors weekend that included a round of golf.  This symbolic round of golf … Continue reading →

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Where is the fairness crying as Facebook logs $1.1 Billion in profit and pays no Federal or State taxes?

Posted on February 16, 2013 by tom

Tom is thumping his chest as he routed Facebook in the tax paying fairness derby.  As Bloomberg’s Business Week reported, Facebook reported $1.1 Billion in pre-tax profit and will likely pay no Federal or State taxes and may even get a … Continue reading →

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Tom announces discounted Valentine’s Day cruise packages aboard the Triumph

Posted on February 14, 2013 by tom

Tom’s Travel CEO announced the immediate availability of discounted Valentine Day cruise packages in the Gulf of Mexico aboard the renowned Carnival Cruise ship Triumph.  Passengers will depart from Mobile, Alabama and join the cruise either by parashoot or high line … Continue reading →

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With NY’s Fashion Week in full swing, the House of Tom introduces a bold new Dictator fashion line

Posted on February 14, 2013 by tom

With New York’s Fashion Week in full swing, the House of Tom introduced a bold new dictator inspired fashion line that has fashionistas all a Twitter. Some say that the line is derivative based on bold looks sported by Col. … Continue reading →

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