Monthly Archives: July 2011

CBO Obama solved Debt/Deficit Crisis

Posted on July 30, 2011 by tom

Chief Blame Officer (CBO) Barack Obama just solved the debt/deficit crisis. Today, Obama deftly solved the crisis preventing default, bond rating downgrade and angry seniors who could lose social security while EPA, SEC etc. bureaucrats are spared. How was he … Continue reading →

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Tom asks, should I read article “18 Tips for a Smokin’ Body”?

Posted on July 29, 2011 by tom

Are you kidding? No Hope? Too late, Get a grip Tom announces publishing deal for “18 tips for a lumpy body”

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Just when most thought Hollywood suffered enough, Lady GagMe appears

Posted on July 29, 2011 by tom

After riots spawned by idiots on Wednesday, many people thought that the Hollywood district of Los Angeles had suffered enough, when what should we behold but a free concert by Lady GagMe (Gaga) for Jimmy Kimmel Live (in name only). … Continue reading →

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Tom haters use new Groupon metric to score body blow to Tom’s Internet Bubble delusions

Posted on July 29, 2011 by tom

Tom haters have finally uncovered the metric that once and for all discredits Tom’s bizarre theory of a new Internet Bubble. This logical silver bullet is the deceptively simple new financial metric developed by Groupon in their pursuit of Internet … Continue reading →

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Hollywood riot sparks renewed calls for minimum IQ scores to open a Twitter account

Posted on July 28, 2011 by tom

Last night we had riots on Hollywood Blvd. leaving the taxpayers with a huge bill for Police and Fire OT and to purchase new cars for the police cruisers destroyed. Some Nimrod DJ by the name of Kaskade Tweeted out … Continue reading →

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Gadhafi compliments Breivik’s fashion sense

Posted on July 26, 2011 by tom

Fashion icon and nutjob Col. Moammar Gadhafi of Libya took time out from defeating NATO to compliment Norwegian nutjob Anders Breivik on his richly detailed “Knights Templar” uniform. Breivik’s use of battle ribbons, epaulets. gold rope aiguillette and insignia were … Continue reading →

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Dear Barack: I want to pay more taxes

Posted on July 25, 2011 by tom

Dear Barack, I watched your speech. I am not a Millionaire or a Billionaire or a Trillionaire like the Government. I don’t own a jet, but I desperately want to pay more taxes. I feel so unfair and unbalanced. Sincerely, … Continue reading →

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Inside Edition investigative journalism report on JLo’s lonely 42nd Birthday

Posted on July 25, 2011 by tom

I was absolutely devastated and I am sure others were also heartbroken to see on Inside Edition a major investigative piece on Jennifer Lopez’s lonely 42nd Birthday. Where is the compassion America? Are we not better than this? Where our … Continue reading →

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Tom announces Tribute concert

Posted on July 25, 2011 by tom

Keying off todays heartfelt announcement by the Jackson family, Tom announced his premortem Tribute Concert. This worldwide tour will benefit Tom’s favorite Charity, namely Tom. Special guest appearances by Amy Winehouse and Janice Joplin are planned. In lieu of having … Continue reading →

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Aussie wins 2011 Tour de Non-France

Posted on July 24, 2011 by tom

Congrats to Aussie Cadel Evans for winning what used to known as the Tour de france. The last Frenchman to win was Bernard Hinault in 1985. That is a longer losing streak than even the lowly Los Angeles Dodgers. Bring … Continue reading →

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