Monthly Archives: July 2012

Is it too late for Brits to apologize to Mitt Tomney and get him to fix the empty seat problem at the London Olympics?

Posted on July 31, 2012 by tom

Yes However, Barack O’TomA has a 30,247 page $857.9 Billion plan to hire Police Officers, Fire Fighters and Teachers at 6 figure salaries to fill up the seats.

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Michael Phelps petitions Olympic Officials to use an Inner Tube in the rest of his races

Posted on July 30, 2012 by tom

With his swimming skills rapidly devolving in front of our eyes at the Olympics, Michael Phelps and his entourage of Tom and Company have petitioned the London 2012 Olympic Committee to allow Phelps to use the Inner Tube in his … Continue reading →

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Tim “Tool Man” Taylor endorses Barack O’TomA’s “You didn’t build that” comment

Posted on July 27, 2012 by tom

Emerging from the obscurity of ABC’s “Last Man standing”, Tim Allen reprised his legendary Tim “Tool Man Taylor” role from “Home Improvement” to second Barack O’TomA’s recent comment “You didn’t build that” The old “Tool Man” had spectacular failures in … Continue reading →

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Disney Imagineers rush completion of new RiotLand theme area at California Adventure Park

Posted on July 26, 2012 by tom

Based on the wildly successful Anaheim Riots of 2012 with police having to keep people out, Disney Imagineers are rushing completion of the new RiotLand area of Disney’s California Adventure Theme Park. Rumors have it that premium rides will include … Continue reading →

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Anaheim implements innovative plan to stop riots and save Disney image

Posted on July 25, 2012 by tom

Last night protests around Anaheim City Hall of police shootings quickly turned violent and destructive. The City of Anaheim a wholly owned subsidiary of the Disney Corp. needed to end these riots quickly. When a massive police presence by Anaheim … Continue reading →

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Tom judges the judge situation on American Idol — Carey ousts Lopez

Posted on July 24, 2012 by tom

Tom has gone in to seclusion to determine the wisdom of replacing his beloved Jennifer Lopez with his beloved Mariah Carey as a judge on American Idol. Tom has called for a full portfolio of pictures to make this most … Continue reading →

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With nation racing towards bankruptcy, Tom announces a new multi-media initiative pimping the new Health Care Law

Posted on July 22, 2012 by tom

Observers were in awe of his chutzpah as Tom announced the roll out of pricey TV ads and a new website healthcare.gov pimping the benefits of the Affordable Care Act (ACA)(chutzpah award for a Orwellian title) In a deep soothing … Continue reading →

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TomVille State University takes down statue of Tom

Posted on July 22, 2012 by tom

TomVille State University (TSU) announced that due to Tom’s rather bizarre writings in this Blog that they are taking down the 8 ft. bronze statue of Tom. In a separate announcement TSU President and Tom Son-In–Law Wont GetttaJob announced the … Continue reading →

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Are Zuckerberg, Page, Brin and Tom geniuses or are TV Executives and Tom idiots?

Posted on July 19, 2012 by tom

Broadcast TV ratings have been sinking fast while what is left of the media idolizes Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, we can only ask are they geniuses or are they the beneficiaries of TV Executives losing their collective … Continue reading →

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Tom offers Katie Holmes post divorice opportunity

Posted on July 16, 2012 by tom

Today, Tom reached out to Katie Holmes to offer her a new TomKat opportunity after her split from Tom Cruise. Tom assures Katie that she could continue to be a TomKat with Tom Cruise and not have to worry about … Continue reading →

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