Monthly Archives: June 2016

The Tom to Waterboard The Hill

Posted on June 30, 2016 by tom

Today, presumptive President, The Tom proposed to Waterboard Hillary Rodman Clinton. The Tom said Waterboarding will continue until she recovers and releases the 30,000 emails she deleted allegedly covering private maters such as Yoga classes and non-political emails to Chelsea such as … Continue reading →

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Tom demands a Global Regulator of Experts

Posted on June 28, 2016 by tom

Does anybody ever check the experts?  Is credibility suspended when these people speak? Recently, the Labor Department put out a shopper that Americans were sleeping 8 hours and 50 minutes per day (does anybody really believe this?).  Then, Nielson put … Continue reading →

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Barack to David Cameron: Sorry Old Chap

Posted on June 24, 2016 by tom

Barack O’TomA dialed up David Cameron to offer his condolences on Cameron losing his job due to the Brexit vote.  Barack said the people must have misunderstood his putting the UK at the end of the queue crack. Barack said … Continue reading →

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Barack was right again. World Leader David Cameron was “rattled”

Posted on June 24, 2016 by tom

Once again Barack O’TomA was right on in his statement that World Leaders were “rattled”.  The one most “rattled” was David Cameron of the UK who saw his Prime Minister job go up in smoke when Barack’s comments about putting the … Continue reading →

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Buzzing: Kylie Jenner Wore a Very Tiny Slip Dress for a Night on the Town — Businesses in USA

Posted on June 17, 2016 by tom

Buzzing on InStyle.com Kylie Jenner Wore a Very Tiny Slip Dress for a Night on the Town The reality star stepped out in a daring white slip dress—see it here.The reality star stepped out in a daring white slip dress—see … Continue reading →

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Lightweight K.O.s Strawman

Posted on June 15, 2016 by tom

Yesterday Foreign Policy Lightweight Barack O’TomA Knocked Out (KO) yet another Strawman.   You may remember other famous fights memorialized by the Lightweight including:  Arab Spring, ISIS J.V., Syrian Red Line, Iraq withdrawal, Libya and Russia Re-Set. In this bout Barack knocked down … Continue reading →

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Barack endorses The Tom for President

Posted on June 9, 2016 by tom

In what may have been the results of a major hack into his Teleprompter, Barack O’TomA, today endorsed The Tom for President. After the address, Barack asked, “I said what?” WTF, nobody would believe that a do nothing Senator from New York and … Continue reading →

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Bryana Holly Keeps Losing Her Shirt [7 photos] — Bitchy Werewolf

Posted on June 6, 2016 by tom

Psssst! Wanna hear a secret? Okay, well, it seems that blonde-tastic Instagram fashion model Bryana Holly has an eensy weensy bit of a gambling problem. The problem part really isn’t that she’s addicted to it so much as that though … Continue reading →

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The Hill deconstructs The Tom or does she?

Posted on June 5, 2016 by tom

Hillary Rodman Clinton sensing that the American people want a leader with experience in some or all of the following: voting for the Iraq war, Arab Spring, Russia Re-Set, Syrian Civil War, rise of ISIS, overthrow of Col. Gadhafi, email … Continue reading →

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Hillary calls out The Tom on Foreign Policy…Say What?

Posted on June 3, 2016 by tom

In a major speech yesterday, Hillary Rodman Clinton armed with foreign policy successes such as Arab Spring, voting for Iraq War, Russia Re-Set, Syrian civil War, rise of ISIS, overthrow of Col. Moammar Gadhafi and Benghazi juts to name a … Continue reading →

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