Monthly Archives: April 2016

The Tom asks Secret Service to beef up security

Posted on April 30, 2016 by tom

In an exclusive interview with Gun & Guns Magazine, The Tom outlined his security concerns after far left demonstrators have disrupted his events by hurling rocks and pepper spraying little girls. As most The Tom Aficionados know the heart of The … Continue reading →

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8.9 on Political Richter Scale: The Tom names Hillary Rodman Clinton as his VP running mate

Posted on April 28, 2016 by tom

In the boldest move yet in the Presidential campaigns, The Tom rocked Ted Cruisers when he named Hillary Rodman Clinton as his Vice Presidential (VP) running mate.  This announcement came just seconds after The Cruiser had named former HP CEO Carly … Continue reading →

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Will Tom replace Tom Brady?

Posted on April 25, 2016 by tom

A Federal Appeals Court just reinstated the 4 game suspension for New England Patriots QB Tom Brady in the Deflategate matter. The question on everybody’s mind is whether this activist judicial ruling clear the way for a boyishly handsome Tom to … Continue reading →

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Live: With Kelly and The Tom

Posted on April 23, 2016 by tom

Tom has reached out to console Kelly Ripa after she was left at the TV Alter first by Regis Philbin and now by Michael Strahan. Not one to take advantage of a situation of a star on the rebound, Tom … Continue reading →

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George Looney Clooney criticizes money in politics

Posted on April 21, 2016 by tom

Fresh from a couple of huge fundraisers for Hilary Rodman Clinton, George Looney Clooney and the ever lovable Amal criticized money in politics.  He just hosted a bargain basement $33,400/person dinner followed by co-hosting an event at $353,000/couple. It is clear-eyed … Continue reading →

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Should The Donald make Tubman his VP?

Posted on April 21, 2016 by tom

With America falling head-over-heels in love with Harriet Tubman and the new $20,, savvy political pundits like Tom are asking the same question.  Should The Donald select Ms. Tubman as his Vice President? A.  Only if Megyn Kelly refuses to … Continue reading →

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Tom accused of Photoshopping new Tubman $20

Posted on April 21, 2016 by tom

One of the first acts by beloved Treasury Secretary Jack Lew after announcing the new Harriet Tubman $20 was the commission of Tom to produce the image for the bill. As images have leaked, Tom haters have started scurrilous rumors … Continue reading →

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Tom asks “Got change for a Tubman?”

Posted on April 20, 2016 by tom

Tom cornered Treasury Secretary Jack Lew about change for the new Harriet Tubman $20. The specific change Tom requested was to replace Tubman with Beyoncé.  

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Tom aced out by Tubman for new $20

Posted on April 20, 2016 by tom

In one of the closest horse races in Treasury Department history, Tom was aced out by a well rested Harriet Tubman to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill.  Tom did lose points in the looks department in scoring the … Continue reading →

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Tom in a deep dive has found who is rigging the economy

Posted on April 20, 2016 by tom

Tom has issued a Twitter apology (as opposed to a real apology) to Burnie Sanders and Hillary Rodman Clinton when he implied they were suffering from paranoia in believing somebody was rigging the economy, The ever vigilant Tom could not … Continue reading →

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