Category Archives: Sports

Rumor Monger Tom named Best in Show

As Tom was named Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel club, Tom opined that it was about time that they let a real dog enter the competition. Rumor Monger Tom was named in honor of all the following who … Continue reading

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Who booked Lady Gaga for the Super Bowl?

A furious Tom is asking, ” Who in the hell booked Lady Gaga for the Super bowl Half Time?” Tom has established an opening Overs/Unders line of 80% who want to see her crash when she descends from the roof … Continue reading

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Tom negotiating to bring 49ers, Browns and Jags to Los Angeles

After going 22 years without a Pro Football team, Los Angeles has retained Tom to bring the worst to Los Angeles, After securing the Rams and Chargers, Los Angeles is well on its way to bringing the worst teams to … Continue reading

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Tom urges buyout of Saban’s contract

Tom saying that he is “sick and tired of losing” is rallying Bama Alums to buyout the contract of Head Football Coach Nick Saban. “We have to stop the bleeding”, bellowed a frustrated Tom.  

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With Kudos to Bobby Riggs, Tom issues a challenge to Ronda Rousey

An aging Tom has emerged from the shadows after UCF 207 to challenge Ronda Rousey to meet him in the Octagon for a no holds bared match. This will be an opportunity for Rousey to rekindle her career.  And lets face … Continue reading

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A diminutive Ruth Bader Ginsberg sacks The Kap

Streaking in and evading his protection on a corner blitz, US Supreme Ruth Bader Ginsberg sacked Colon Kaepernick for a huge loss when she called his protest “dumb and disrespectful”.

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Time takes a deep dive into Irrelevance with Tom on next cover

Time not fearing total Irrelevance after the Colon Kaepernick cover announced that Tom will be on the cover of the next edition of Time.  Tom assured Time Executives that his blog has even fewer readers than time.  “It is no contest”, … Continue reading

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Irrelevance defined: Kaepernick on cover of Time magazine

Talk about irrelevance.  We have a 2nd or 3rd string Quarterback on the cover of Time, a news magazine that few people know exists and even fewer people read. Who is using who?

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Barack almost got Kaepernick answer right

When noted constitutional law professor and part-time POTUS Barack O’TomA was asked about Colon Kaepernick’s protest during the National Anthem he said that Kaepernick had a “constitutional right” to his protest. Sorry Professor, but we can only give you a … Continue reading

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A Kaepernick a day

Can somebody politely tell Colon Kaepernik that his 15 minutes of fame is over.  He is adding nothing to the mix. “I am just another dope making wild generalizations”  the Kap groaned on

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