Category Archives: Sports

Can The Tom keep a secret?

The Tom studied The Gronk singing the Nacional Anthem at the LA Bowl. The Tom muttered ” He is morphing into Rosanne..” with Gronk singing the National Anthem at the LA Bowl. The Tom noted that the Gronk is morpjomg … Continue reading

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Vin Sciully RIP

With each tribute, it is clear that /vin was everything that The /Tom isn;t.

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Will The Tom defend Mike Tyson?

When The Tom heard that Mike Tyson was on the like, he raced for the basement to get in some work on the heavy bag. False alarm, Iron Mike needs The Tom for heavy PR work following a fight with … Continue reading

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How far the Mighty have fallen — King James edition

What do I do? I have Lebron James on the line and he wants to take a meeting with The Tom. “Refr him to our people in China,” Barked The Tom

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Is it time to trade LeTom James

The Tom asks the elephant in the room question. Is it time for the Lakers trade LeTom James? Manny, think they have the answer. But only The Tom is spot on when he said it is way past the time … Continue reading

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The Tom, Mister Dodger, salutes the SF Giants

Giants took it to the wire and then some in the Division Championship, Even with the Giant’s los, they tied the Dodgers for the best record in baseball thru this day. Congratulations on an outstanding season.

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The Tom withdraws from Olympic competition

In a shock to the world and NBC’s bottom line, The Tom withdrew from Olympic Gymnastic competition in the middle of his Hobby Horse routine. NBC is reviewing old Bachelor tapes to find a way to re-introduce The Tom,.

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The Tom agrees with LeTom James or does he?

By his own admission, LeTom James has a trained mind and studies all facet of an issue. He has the biggest and highest platform. Consequently for the sake of efficiency, LeTom should be placed in charge of all issues ranging … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian takes up Golf. Local Pro The Tom takes note

Local Pro The Tom was the first to notice the outstanding form on the golf course and beyond. The tom speculated that with her booty form there is no limit to her drives.

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LeTom James asks “Why is everybody picking on me?”

Widely known for his mastery of all issues and an educated mind, LeTom James is shocked that nobody understood his Tweet putting a curse on a Columbus Police Officer. Newly hired PR flack The Tom counseled “They just don’t understand … Continue reading

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