Category Archives: Sports

Tiger Woody: Tom organizes an emergency Intervention

When Tom heard that Tiger Woody had been pulled over for suspicion of DUI, The Tom knew immediately that he needed to spring into action to organize an Intervention. Some my remember the Intervention Tom organized when Tiger developed a … Continue reading

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LaTom urges LaKers to draft Lonzo and LaVar “Big Baller” Ball with 2nd pick

With the will of the ping-pong balls giving the Los Angeles LaKers the 2nd pick in the NBA draft, LaTom is working overdrive to sign the Balls to bring “Schmoe Time” to Los Angeles.  Bringing LaVar in from Chino Hills … Continue reading

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The Tom fires Eliot Ness

In a move that et TomVille all a Twitter, The Tom fired FBI Director Eliot Ness.  With chants of “Lock Her Up” booming in the background.  Tom cited poor ratings for Untouchables reruns as the primary cause for the dismissal. … Continue reading

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Rumor Monger Tom named Best in Show

As Tom was named Best In Show by the Westminster Kennel club, Tom opined that it was about time that they let a real dog enter the competition. Rumor Monger Tom was named in honor of all the following who … Continue reading

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Who booked Lady Gaga for the Super Bowl?

A furious Tom is asking, ” Who in the hell booked Lady Gaga for the Super bowl Half Time?” Tom has established an opening Overs/Unders line of 80% who want to see her crash when she descends from the roof … Continue reading

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Tom negotiating to bring 49ers, Browns and Jags to Los Angeles

After going 22 years without a Pro Football team, Los Angeles has retained Tom to bring the worst to Los Angeles, After securing the Rams and Chargers, Los Angeles is well on its way to bringing the worst teams to … Continue reading

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Tom urges buyout of Saban’s contract

Tom saying that he is “sick and tired of losing” is rallying Bama Alums to buyout the contract of Head Football Coach Nick Saban. “We have to stop the bleeding”, bellowed a frustrated Tom.  

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With Kudos to Bobby Riggs, Tom issues a challenge to Ronda Rousey

An aging Tom has emerged from the shadows after UCF 207 to challenge Ronda Rousey to meet him in the Octagon for a no holds bared match. This will be an opportunity for Rousey to rekindle her career.  And lets face … Continue reading

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A diminutive Ruth Bader Ginsberg sacks The Kap

Streaking in and evading his protection on a corner blitz, US Supreme Ruth Bader Ginsberg sacked Colon Kaepernick for a huge loss when she called his protest “dumb and disrespectful”.

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Time takes a deep dive into Irrelevance with Tom on next cover

Time not fearing total Irrelevance after the Colon Kaepernick cover announced that Tom will be on the cover of the next edition of Time.  Tom assured Time Executives that his blog has even fewer readers than time.  “It is no contest”, … Continue reading

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