Monthly Archives: February 2014

Tom’s virtual currancy Bitcon soars as Bitcoin tanks

Emerging from the TomVille virtual currency Bitcon mine, a dirty and sweat drenched Tom said he is profiting handsomely from the troubles of the Bitcoin.  With the Bitcoin exchange Mt.Gox closed, fools everywhere are flocking to the Bitcon. Tom has … Continue reading

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Olympics 2014. Congrats to winners and everybody else gets a Loving Cup. Russia cleaned our clock

After a string of diplomatic coups, Vladimir Putin scored big in the Sochi Winter Olympics with 13 Golds and 33 total compared to USA with 9 Golds and 28 total.  And we have a population base about 3 times that … Continue reading

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Ryan Seacrest new Clothing Line rips off Garanimals

The fashion world was breathless as Ryan Seacrest of American Idol fame unveiled his new clothing line, cleverly named the  Ryan Seacrest Distinction Collection .  Each piece his a number that guarantees than the color combinations work. But wait America, isn’t … Continue reading

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In a shrewd move, Tom bets financial house on WhatsUp leaving WhatsApp to fend for itself

Smelling the $Billions sloshing around the financial markets and  a bubble ready Tech sector, Tom our foxed his hero Warren Buffett a bet his fortune on WhatsUp, the hip slogan popularized in Budweiser commercials.  At the same time, he left WhatApp … Continue reading

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UN Panel cites No. Korea’s beloved leader with crimes against humanity

Monday a United Nations Panel cited North Korea’s dear leader Kim Jong-un for crimes against humanity and referred the matter to the International Criminal Court. This was obviously the work of a bunch of jealous haters who resent his hair … Continue reading

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Hillary Rodman Clinton Accomplishment Review

As we near the mid-point of the 4th term of the Presidency of Hillary Rodman Clinton, it is time to take a careful and appreciative look at her accomplishment and why she is such a compelling figure Clinton was an … Continue reading

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Over ice, combine lemon-lime soda and grenadine. Stir. Garnish with a marachino cherry

Shirley Temple Black 1928-2014 RIP Raise your glasses high

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Tom secretly welcomes NSA Surveillance

Tom proudly displays the “Stop NSA Surveillance” banner.  However at least NSA could be the only person reading the blog.  Tom has noted that site visits have tumbled precipitously since Edward Snowden departed for the friendly confines of Russia. In … Continue reading

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Now Michele O’TomA has an imaginary son, too

You may remember a few months ago, Barack O’TomA introduced us to his imaginary son who he said would look like TreyTom, pose in gangster pictures, smoke a lot of weed that despite being a carcinogen is no worst than … Continue reading

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TomVille Records presents: “Chris Christie croons the Bridge hits”

Tom recommends that Bridge song lovers move fast to purchase a limited edition CDs of Chris Christie singing a medley of bridge hits. Relax with your spouse and/or lover as Chris does his most intimate renditions of your favorites: Love is … Continue reading

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