Monthly Archives: December 2011

2012 Banished Words from Lake Superior State University

Tom is demanding answers on how little Lake Superior State University could beat TomVille State University and suck out all the publicity air with a list of “banished words” for 2012. “Do they even have a football team?” snorted Tom … Continue reading

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Occupy Movement threatens to disrupt Dandelion Parade and Dandelion Bowl game

Representatives of the Occupy Movement last seen being flushed out of TomVille City Park are targeting the TomVille Dandelion Parade and Dandelion Bowl Football game and threatening to mar the beauty and pageantry of this hallowed event. Football players and … Continue reading

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Tom to solve Bullying problem

Anxious parents, grandparents, teachers and school administrators continue hand wringing over the Bullying epidemic. Tom announced today that he has solved the problem with a Bullying Academy to be erected in rural TomVille on a former Super-Fund site. Parents and … Continue reading

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Badgers, Packers Football 12/24-25

The Wisconsin Badgers avoided defeat with a 3rd consecutive domination of BYE on the way to the Rose Bowl next week. The Green Bay Packers returned to the victory column to move to 14-1 with a 35-21 victory over the … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays to all. And most importantly, please support TomVille merchants with your excessive holiday spending. TomVille stores will be open 24/7 to take your money (I mean meet customers’ needs).

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Unhappy New Year –Which of our lovable Dictators will lose power in 2012? Vote Early and Often

2011 was a sad year where we lost some of our most lovable and longest-serving Dictators. The 2011 list included Gadhafi, Mubarak, Jobs and Zine El Abidine Ben Ali. The polls are now open for early and often voting on … Continue reading

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Zuckerberg and Bieber introduce their new hair stylist

Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook riches and Justin Bieber of cute “Who is my Baby momma?” fame jointly announced the hiring of a new hair stylist. And these Billionaires and Millionaires grabbed the very best in the business, namely Kim Jon … Continue reading

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Did Zynga IPO flop because of lackluster TomVille performance?

Zynga’s recent Initial Public Offering (IPO) has had a disappointing performance so far. With successes such as FarmVille, CityVille, Mafia Wars and Words with Friends, could it be that the performance of TomVille is bringing the company down. The consensus … Continue reading

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Tom to fete Kim Jong Eun at TomVille State Dinner

TomVille is all aglow as Tom prepares for an official TomVille State Dinner honoring our world’s newest Dictator Kim Jong Eun of North Korea. Tom has taken an immediate liking to the erratic and volatile little guy. Guests at the … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Tom applies for North Korean Dictator job opening

With jobs in the USA at a premium, Kim Jong Tom is polishing his resume and applying for the North Korean Dictator job. Tom a strong supporter of Moammar Gadhafi, Hosni Mubarak, Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama among others is … Continue reading

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