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Monthly Archives: October 2019
Happy Halloween
Hide the Kids
Posted in Entertainment, humor, News and politics, Organizations
Tagged Adam Schiff, Halloween, Nancy Pelosi
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The Tom explains Rep. Katie Hill’s sudden resignation from Congress
Since Representative Katie Hill has denied violating House rules with her relationship with a staffer, most were shocked by her sudden resignation as the Ethics Committee had not even met yet. Only The tom knows that the real reason for … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Fashion, humor, News and politics, Organizations
Tagged Donald J. Trump, Katie Hill, Tattoo
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The Tom called upon to identify Rep. Katie Hill’s tattoo
Adam Schiff(less) has been called upon to release his secret Impeachment Chamber for the House Ethics Committee investigating juicy charges against Rep. Katie Hill D-CA. The Tom is scheduled to be the lead forensic witness to validate her Nazi era … Continue reading
Posted in Computers and Internet, Entertainment, Health and wellness, humor, News and politics, Organizations
Tagged Adam Schiff, Katie Hill, Tattoos
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Chairman Schiff appoints LaTom James as China Policy Advisor
From deep in the secret testimony room in the Capitol basement, Democrat People’s Republic of the former USA Chairman Adam Schiff(less) has appointed King LaTom James as his new China Policy Advisor. The wisdom is evident in the following statement … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, humor, News and politics, Organizations, Sports
Tagged Adam Schiff, China, Daryl Morey, LaBron James, NBA
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Schiff announces that Coup is complete
Stepping over the mangled bodies of Rudi Giuliani and Nancy Pelosi, coup leader Adam Schiff(less) announced that he is the new Chairman of the People’s Republic of USA and that the Coup (err) Impeachment is final with enough evidence from … Continue reading
Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations
Tagged Adamm Schiff, Coup d'etat, Donald J. Trump, Elizabeth Warren, Impeachment, Rudy Giuliani
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Corduroy Bliss — Sheerstomping A new contender
Watch out Kylie, Jazmine is in your rear view mirror and gaining fast. You don’t want what happened with Lindsay Lohan. Time to step up your game. Cleaning out the storage at my parents house via Corduroy Bliss — … Continue reading
Posted in Computers and Internet, Entertainment, Fashion, Fashion, humor, Organizations
Tagged KardASShians, Kylie Jenner, Lindsay Lohan
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The Tom asks “What is in your Lunch Bucket?”
By general agreement, all reports mentioning the Bidens and Ukraine, must lead with the statement that there is no evidence that Joe or Hunter Biden did anything wrong. Of course this may be due to a combination of factors like … Continue reading
Posted in humor, News and politics, Organizations
Tagged Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Lunch Bucket, Money, Ukraine
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Tom-Life Music brings you “Please Impeach me”
Tom-Life Music announces that they have released the recording of The Tom crooning the take off on Engelbert Humperdinck classic “Please Release Me” Please Impeach me let me go for I don’t love you anymore I am so sick of … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, humor, News and politics, Organizations
Tagged Adamm Schiff, Donald J. Trump, Engelbert Humperdinck, Impeachment, Time-Life Music
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Kylie and Travis split or “The Tom and The Baby”
Have Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott split over Kylie’s desire for a second baby? Enter The Tom who assures Kylie that he is ready, willing and able to start on this project immediately. https://people.com/tv/kylie-jenner-wanted-second-baby-trust-issues-travis-scott-split/ “It is Season 18, Baby” enthused … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Fashion, Health and wellness, humor, Organizations
Tagged KardASShians, Kylie Jenner, Travis Scott
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