Monthly Archives: October 2019

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The Tom explains Rep. Katie Hill’s sudden resignation from Congress

Since Representative Katie Hill has denied violating House rules with her relationship with a staffer, most were shocked by her sudden resignation as the Ethics Committee had not even met yet. Only The tom knows that the real reason for … Continue reading

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The Tom called upon to identify Rep. Katie Hill’s tattoo

Adam Schiff(less) has been called upon to release his secret Impeachment Chamber for the House Ethics Committee investigating juicy charges against Rep. Katie Hill D-CA. The Tom is scheduled to be the lead forensic witness to validate her Nazi era … Continue reading

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In a twist, Clinton accuses herself of being groomed as a Russian Asset

In her eagerness to declare that Tuli Gabbard (D-Hawaii) is being groomed as a Russian Asset, Hillary Rodman Clinton declared herself a Russian Asset ready to launch a 3rd party challenge.  The only thing she is missing is Gabbard’s stint … Continue reading

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Chairman Schiff appoints LaTom James as China Policy Advisor

From deep in the secret testimony room in the Capitol basement, Democrat People’s Republic of the former USA Chairman Adam Schiff(less) has appointed King LaTom James as his new China Policy Advisor. The wisdom is evident in the following statement … Continue reading

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Schiff announces that Coup is complete

Stepping over the mangled bodies of Rudi Giuliani and Nancy Pelosi, coup leader Adam Schiff(less) announced that he is the new Chairman of the People’s Republic of USA and that the Coup (err) Impeachment is final with enough evidence from … Continue reading

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Corduroy Bliss — Sheerstomping A new contender

Watch out Kylie, Jazmine is in your rear view mirror and gaining fast.  You don’t want  what happened with Lindsay Lohan.  Time to step up your game.   Cleaning out the storage at my parents house via Corduroy Bliss — … Continue reading

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The Tom asks “What is in your Lunch Bucket?”

By general agreement, all reports mentioning the Bidens and Ukraine, must lead with the statement that there is no evidence that Joe or Hunter Biden did anything wrong.  Of course this may be due to a combination of factors like … Continue reading

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Tom-Life Music brings you “Please Impeach me”

Tom-Life Music announces that they have released the recording of The Tom crooning the take off on Engelbert Humperdinck classic “Please Release Me” Please Impeach me let me go for I don’t love you anymore I am so sick of … Continue reading

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Kylie and Travis split or “The Tom and The Baby”

Have Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott split over Kylie’s desire for a second baby? Enter The Tom who assures Kylie that he is ready, willing and able to start on this project immediately. https://people.com/tv/kylie-jenner-wanted-second-baby-trust-issues-travis-scott-split/ “It is Season 18, Baby” enthused … Continue reading

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