Tag Archives: Nancy Pelosi

The Tom and The Donald are shocked by pictures of Nancy Pelosi coming back from her Italian vacation

Posted on July 7, 2022 by tom

While The Tom is usually not shocked by major cleavage, The Donald is more sensitive, But ,after careful analysis, both concluded these are showstoppers. The Tom speculates that Kris Jenner has taken over management of Nancy’s career.

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Pelosi invades Ukraine as Putin begs The Tom for advice

Posted on May 1, 2022 by tom

As Nancy Peliosi led a squad of Government officials in a shocking blue dress, Vlad Putton dialed up The Tin. Not willing to take on a combat ready Nancy, The Tom told Vlad that he can’t touch this one but … Continue reading →

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The Tom wants Nancy to be his Valentine

Posted on February 14, 2021 by tom

The Tom sensing that Nancy Pelosi is at her most vulnerable after twice losing to The Donald in Impeachment is swooping in to make her his Valentine. The Tom realizes this won;t be easy as Nancy is well occupied fighting … Continue reading →

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The Tom forgets why he advocated Prevagen For All

Posted on February 5, 2021 by tom

With commercials hailing Prevagen as a memory enhancer, The Tom planned to lobby Joe Tom Biden to put Prevagen for All into the Covid Relief bill.\ The Tom said it is likely that the democrats would gain the most brain … Continue reading →

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Happy New Year – Will The Tom adopt tough New Year’s Resolutions?

Posted on December 31, 2020 by tom

Will The Tom adopt the following New Year’s Resolutions: Emulate the rhetoric of the Great Healer, Joe Tom Biden Think of nothing but the American People like Chuck and Nancy Take responsibility and eschew Finger Pointing “Not on your life” … Continue reading →

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The Tom battens down the hatches of TomVille

Posted on February 29, 2020 by tom

Despite no known virus wanting to live in TomVille, The Tom has battened down the hatches to prevent any coronavirus infections.  All viruses wanting to invade TomVille are being referred to Chairman Schiff and Doctors Schumer and Pelosi..

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Will Nancy Pelosi Step Down as Speaker of the House?

Posted on February 7, 2020 by tom

The Tom is predicting that Nancy Pelosi will resign as Speaker of the House to take the position as Shredder of the House. This clears the way for Chairman Schiff to assume command in his mind.

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“What about me?” pleads John BolTom

Posted on January 31, 2020 by tom

John BolTom is left pleading to Chairman Schiff, Nancy and Chuckie as his star performance looks to be left on the Senate cutting room floor. “What about my book sales, work in future Republican Administrations and all the wonderful Op-Eds … Continue reading →

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Impeach Bowl (with apologies to the Peach Bowl)

Posted on December 10, 2019 by tom

Chairman Schiff leads a team of Democrats known for their Abuse of Power football on the gridiron (with a pocket full of unauthorized phone records and a non-law sometimes known as DACA.  There Chairman Schiff will meet a trash talking … Continue reading →

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Happy Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2019 by tom

Hide the Kids

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