Monthly Archives: November 2018

Major Climate Change Announcement

Trigger Alert/Breaking Fake News Alert/Fake News Alert/Attention:  Climate Media Jetting in from New York City where he pocketed some handsome speaking fees, Al Bore joined The Tom at a Presser of major climate implications.  They breathlessly announced that it rained … Continue reading

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AntiSocial Media Kingpin Zuckerberg gives best testimony ever

AntiSocial Media Platform giant Mark Zuckerberg gave his most compelling testimony ever to an European commission. He was a no-show. “Sheryl, do you think I should nave leaned in?” whispered Fakebook’s Zuckerberg.  

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Fake News Alert: The Tom tests Antisocial Media sites

Trigger Warning on Fake News Alert. After an intensive 21 minute investigation, The Tom has conclusively determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Antisocial Media platforms such as Fakebook are more interested in users over advertisers.    Furthermore … Continue reading

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Democratic People’s Republic of California announces the pre-packaged law suit

Once known for innovation and hard work, the new Democratic People’s Republic of California has developed the ultimate  innovation namely the pre-packaged law suit against the Federal Government.  With this weapon available, the defeat of the USA is within reach. … Continue reading

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Did Anti-Social Media Facebook force out Executive for his political views?

You may be interested in a November 12, 2018 article about the departure of Facebook Executive Palmer Luckey who was allegedly forced out at Facebook because staff objected to his political views. The hysterical crowd behavior is par for the … Continue reading

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See the Colin Kaepernick Nike Ad lately?

Is there anybody who has seen the most recent Colin Kaepernick commercial recently? Evidently Nike unlike The Kaep is not willing to risk everything. “What is good for Nike is good for the USA” intoned The Tom.

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Don’t Vote

If you have to be reminded or cajoled to vote — Don’t Vote If your only info is from out of context TV commercials — Don’t Vote If you want to vote because you hate Donald Trump or somebody else … Continue reading

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A Hot Head Baldwin and Washed Up De Niro blast Trump for divisive use of language

Trigger Warning:  Grown Men acting stupid Give me a break. Alec Baldwin who was leaving the country when Trump was elected evidently didn’t.  Now here is a pair of losers if we ever heard one.  Baldwin is fresh off a … Continue reading

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The Tom calls for huge media buy ahead of midterms

With the airways flooded with commercials funded by Unions and Billionaires, The Tom is reaching out to the only two who can balance the scales.  These two are namely President Vlad “The Bad” Putin and Chairman Xi. “Just looking for … Continue reading

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MMA 1, The Investigation

Trigger Warning:  MMA (Magnificent Mammary Arts The Tom known as the Boob Whisperer has been commissioned by the Tom Foundation to investigate rumors that MMA 1 contenders Kylie Jenner and Lindsay Lohan may have been surgically enhanced.   The Tom … Continue reading

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