Monthly Archives: June 2020

Kim Kardashian Rocks A New Look With Red Hair — NEWSOSCOPE — The Tom is in Shock

  “How come I wasn’t in the loop on this” barked an exasperated The Tom.  This is so Kim.  This may rival SKIMS on the Richter scale. Kim Kardashian is looking red hot!On Sunday, the KKW Beauty mogul was spotted … Continue reading

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Cliff Hanger: Will The Tom Statue survive?

An angry mob has gathered in the world famous TomVille Square with rope and pick-up trucks and hell bent on toppling The Tom Statue. The chiseled  Tom statue is a 58 T-bird Convertible with replicas of The Tom and two  … Continue reading

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Lunch Bucket Joe re-brands himself as a Woman of Color

Even though Joe Biden never worked in a blue color job, he branded himself as Lunch Bucket Joe.  Now with the pressure of choosing a running mate, he is hemmed in to chose a Woman of Color. But the ever … Continue reading

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John BolTom: “I may have shot myself in the foot”

Blinded by the purest of motives namely Greed and Revenge, The John contemplated the Judge’s words in  his victory over  The Donald.  While The John can continue to publish  his heavy tome, the Judge outlined potential civil and criminal risks … Continue reading

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John BolTom: “What do you have to do to get a book published?”

John BolTom, a former National Security Advisor in parts of 2008 and 2009, joined The Donald Administration to get a lucrative book deal when he left.  John BolTom affectionately known in The Tom’ s circles as The John was rumored … Continue reading

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Lunch Bucket: “Oops, I did it again”

One of the enduring mysteries is how Lunch Bucket Joe keeps this image.  With his last 50 years in politics and lawyering before that, there isn’t much blue in his collar.  But of late his wife is packing him a … Continue reading

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We will re-open the economy not a minute too early or a minute too late. Say what? Guns v. Butter Edition

For two and a half months The Tom listened to the daily dulcet tones of L.A. Mayor  Eric Garcetti arguably the world’s smartest man as he assured us that all decisions on the Virus Lockdown are based on the science … Continue reading

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With Everything that is Happening in the World — Dog Whistle?

The Tom asks is the frequently used phrase “With everything  happening in the world” a dog whistle for those not quite ready to do a full De Niro? Nah Tom. it is just like the virus Lockdown chant that we … Continue reading

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The Tom asks the tough questions on Protests

With Ten of Thousands protesting in the streets, The Tom asks the question that the media even with wall to wall coverage seems to avoid Where do all these people go to the bathroom?

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The Virus – Kudos to Kevin Hermann

The Tom is proud to plagiarize  this from Kevin Hermann This coronavirus is the strangest germ I’ve ever heard of. It’s very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies … Continue reading

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