Monthly Archives: September 2015

Olivia Campbell Signs to Bridge Models

Posted on September 29, 2015 by tom

After her appearance at UKPSFW, Olivia Campbell is the girl we’re all talking about and the one that Bridge Models just couldn’t let slip through their fingers. Source: Olivia Campbell Signs to Bridge Models Great News

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Putin KOs Barack in 1st Round at United Nations

Posted on September 29, 2015 by tom

Bad Vlad Putin came out swinging in his fight with Barack O’TomA at the United Nations (UN) yesterday.  As Barack was laying down his flowery rhetoric about Syria, Putin was already moving tanks and planes into Syria and signed up … Continue reading →

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Sensing opportunity, Tom corners the market for Clean Diesel cars

Posted on September 25, 2015 by tom

Never one to overlook an opportunity to buy low and sell high, Tom is in the process of cornering the market for clean diesel TDI cars.  Tom says these TDIs are a miracle on little or no pollution and high … Continue reading →

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Tom dresses down Pope for huge Carbon Footprint and failure to re-distribute income

Posted on September 25, 2015 by tom

Bristling from the Pope visit, Tom pulled the Pontiff aside and said what is with the huge carbon footprint that you created in Washington D.C and New York city.  You spewed more carbon that Tom will in 100 lifetimes.  Enjoy … Continue reading →

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Clinton tacks hard left and announces Pope Francis as her VP running mate.

Posted on September 23, 2015 by tom

After trying for months to get to the left of Bernie Sanders, Hillary Rodman Clinton announced that her VP running mate will be Pope Francis.  All Right Thinking Americans embrace the Pope’s plan to eliminate income inequality by taxing Protestants … Continue reading →

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The Tom addresses his Haters with a blast “I hate you”

Posted on September 21, 2015 by tom

Realizing that he can never be the warm, fuzzy, cackling everyday grandparent like the ever lovable Hillary Rodman Clinton, “The Tom” went on a rant against his critics bellowing “I hate you all”      

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With Poll numbers surging, “The Tom” takes a new look at Rosie O’Donnell as his VP

Posted on September 11, 2015 by tom

With Carly Fiorina mysteriously unavailable to be his Vice President, “The Tom” has his aides taking a fresh look at Rosie O’Donnell as his VP. As a failed movie Actor, TV talk Show host and parent, Rosie appears top be … Continue reading →

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Wait, What? Saint Laurent Just Released a $3,490 Forever 21 Knockoff

Posted on September 4, 2015 by tom

Source: Wait, What? Saint Laurent Just Released a $3,490 Forever 21 Knockoff Finally the definitive Man bites Dog story. Get out your checkbook.

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Is Tom responsible for the never ending parade of starletes with baby bumps?

Posted on September 4, 2015 by tom

Thankfully No.  It is his alter ego Justin Bieber. Say it ain’t true Tom.    

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Kylie Jenner Is Blonde Now!

Posted on September 2, 2015 by tom

Kylie Jenner is ditching her signature dark hair! The youngest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan is straying from the pack with blonde locks! Kylie posted a picture onto Instagram debuting the new look last night. According… Today’s best hits, without the … Continue reading →

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