Monthly Archives: June 2014

Grizzled, but war weary General Tom waives White Flag in border crossing war with minor children

A heroic, but defeated General Tom has called Commander-In-Chief Barack O’TomA to officially advise him of the obvious.  We have been defeated at the border by unaccompanied minor children crossing into the country.  The battle has been long and hard, … Continue reading

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ISIL — Islamic State in Iraq and LeBron

Out of nowhere comes the Islamic State in Iraq and LeBron. No sooner did LeTom utter this when he heard.  “It is Levant not LeBron you idiot.” OK, then what is Levant?

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World Cup: USA twists an old Al Davis phrase “Just lose, Baby”

There is nothing more satisfying than to see the USA soccer team advance to the Knockout Round on the wings of a loss to Germany.  Nothing could more fair than breaking ties based on goal differential. “I gotta give losing … Continue reading

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Tom is touched by the Dark Heart of his Mentor Dick Cheney

Tom has long been under the spell of the Dark Heart of his Role Model and Mentor Dick Cheney.  Consequently he couldn’t wait to crack open the new book written by Dick and Liz Cheney, “In My Time: A Personal … Continue reading

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Tarred, but not feathered by Steroid Era, Tom asks why Piazza isn’t in the Hall of Fame?

Despite prodigious use of supplements, Tom never made it to the “Show”.  He is forever tarred, but not feathered by the steroid and PED eras. Then who is more qualified than Tom to ask, “Why the Hell hasn’t Mike Piazza … Continue reading

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As women everywhere swoon over Jeremy Meeks’ mug shot, Tom reveals new obsession.

The hot felon Jeremy Meeks is getting his 15 minutes of fame as women make hot sexually charged comments about his mug shoot. Meanwhile Tom is becoming ever more obsessed with a future mug shot of the super hot  IRS Assistant … Continue reading

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Tom appointed to Federal Speech Agency

In a Rose Garden Ceremony, Barack O’TomA appointed Tom to the newly formed and prestigious Federal Uncensored Censored Knowledge agency.  The Agency Commissioners are Tom, Bob Costas, V. Stiviano and Barack O’TomA.  The Agency will report directly to Joe Biden. … Continue reading

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TomVille State University announces new Tom Studies program

TomVille State University (TSU) proudly announced their new Tom Studies (TS) program in their world famous School of Hard Knocks.  At the Press Conference, Tom said that he chose TSU over TomVille University (TU) based on need in their highly successful … Continue reading

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New Courteney Cox Bikini Pic!

Just obeying orders (Please Re-Blog)

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ESPN sees Soccer rating double as Tom dialed in (by mistake) to USA vs. Ghana match

Tom was surfing the dial looking for the National Geographic special “Ladies of Ghana” when he inadvertently dialed into the USA vs. Ghana soccer match in the opening round of the 2014 World Cup.  ESPN immediately registered a 100% increase … Continue reading

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