Monthly Archives: July 2018

The Tom offers pro bono camera services to new Lindsay Lohan Reality Show

No sooner than MTV announced the highly anticipated Lindsay Lohan Reality TV series, Lohan Beach Club,  than The Tom offered his services as camera man.  The Tom is known for his mastery of the super closeup. What could be more … Continue reading

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The Tom schools The Tom Cruise in stunts for the elderly

The Tom Cruise is known for demanding that he do his own movie stunts.  With another Mission Impossible hitting theatres and talk of his broken ankle subsiding, The Tom Cruise  at age 56 has contacted The Tom for a new … Continue reading

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The Tom recommends The TMZ stay in their zone.

The TMZ (Thirty Mile Zone)  stands for thirty-mile zone, the historic studio zone within a 30-mile (50 km) radius centered at the intersection of West Beverly Boulevard and North La Cienega Boulevard in Los Angeles, California Note this doesn’t apply … Continue reading

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The Kav aces out The Tom for The Supremes

The Tom has a bitter taste in his mouth after being edged out by The Kav (Brett Kavanaugh) for The Donald’s nomination for The Supremes (Supreme Court). The Tom thought his extremely short paper trail as Adjunct Professor and Assistant … Continue reading

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LaTom evaluates LeBron James Laker deal

Los Angeles basketball geeks ( 2 maybe 3 not following Mexico Soccer are clamoring for LaTom to pronounce the Laker-LeBron James $154 Million 4 year deal the best deal in basketball history. LaTom responded with a play on an old … Continue reading

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