Tag Archives: TMZ

The Tom recommends The TMZ stay in their zone.

Posted on July 20, 2018 by tom

The TMZ (Thirty Mile Zone)  stands for thirty-mile zone, the historic studio zone within a 30-mile (50 km) radius centered at the intersection of West Beverly Boulevard and North La Cienega Boulevard in Los Angeles, California Note this doesn’t apply … Continue reading →

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

Posted on May 14, 2018 by tom

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading →

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1st Daughter TommySue creates a stir

Posted on May 2, 2018 by tom

1st Daughter TommySue, a 5th year senior at the Stormy Daniels School of Drama, has created quite a stir recently.  TommySue is majoring in Reality TV with a minor in extortion. We all know that a long-suffering TommySue went under … Continue reading →

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The Tom tweets out a storm on Theroux’s treatment of Aniston

Posted on February 24, 2018 by tom

Highly credible reporting by TMZ uncovered that our Jennifer Aniston was trapped in Justin Theroux’s apartment that she hated in NYC.  This led to their most fortunate separation. Upon hearing this news The Tom immediately launched a Tweet storm worthy … Continue reading →

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Oprah sworn in as 46th President in a seamless transition

Posted on January 9, 2018 by tom

After witnessing her nomination and inauguration speech at the Golden Globes on January 7, 2018  Harvey Levin orchestrated the rise to power by Oprah.   Who could not fall in love again with Oprah after her speech with strange inflections … Continue reading →

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Domestic Violence High Commissioner Tom slaps Springer’s guests with suspensions

Posted on September 26, 2014 by tom

After every business, organization and government agency made their mandatory self-serving statements on domestic violence, they raced to drop this hot potato as fast as possible. Enter Tom who started his consulting firm as the High Commissioner for Domestic Violence … Continue reading →

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Tom appointed to Federal Speech Agency

Posted on June 19, 2014 by tom

In a Rose Garden Ceremony, Barack O’TomA appointed Tom to the newly formed and prestigious Federal Uncensored Censored Knowledge agency.  The Agency Commissioners are Tom, Bob Costas, V. Stiviano and Barack O’TomA.  The Agency will report directly to Joe Biden. … Continue reading →

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Tom denies having sex with Lindsay Lohan

Posted on June 11, 2014 by tom

With crack reporters from Access TomVille and TomVille Tonight armed with their Reporter’s Notebooks and tons of lip gloss in the wings, Tom joined James Franco in denying that he had sex with Lindsay Lohan as she alleges in her … Continue reading →

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Tom calls for “Osama bin Laden level” search for Lamar Odom

Posted on August 27, 2013 by tom

With the strange disappearance of Lamar Odom (current or former NBA great) being reported as a drug rehab or an attempt to ditch the twin titans of journalism TMZ and ESPN,  Tom can only think about the stress that it … Continue reading →

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