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Tom walks Green Bay Packers fans back from the ledge

When news spread that QB Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone, Cheesehead futures crashed faster than the Great Dutch Bubble and crash of 1637/ With an inept performance by backup QB Brett Hundley, it fell to Tom to right the ship, … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein shifting focus to Adult Films

Speaking from his suite of offices and studio in the deep recesses of Chatsworth, CA, Harvey Whinestein says that he is shifting his focus to Porn  where the Actresses might be a little less uptight.   Also after reviewing some … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein ?: What did they not know and when did they not know it?

Harvey Whinestein was Co-Chairman and Co-CEO of the Weinstein Company and prior to that Miramax.  Whinestein was a major contributor  to the Clintons and Barack O’TomA.  He hosted fund-raising dinners in his home. Yet up until a few days ago, … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein “I am off to Rehab :)”

Caught with his pants down, movie mogul Harvey Whinestein will be entering Rehab for sex addition among other issues.  He is following the well-traveled path used by Tiger Woody and countless others. After the first night, Harvey led the charge … Continue reading

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With the Hollywood community on the verge of forgiveness, Harvey Whinestein issued a 2nd statement. “Did I mention that I produce movies?”

With redemption nearly complete, Hillary Rodman Clinton after reviewing the two Weinstein statements declared. ” After reviewing Harvey’s generous donations to my campaigns and to the Clinton Foundation, I have definitely ruled out a deplorables designation.” “I think it could … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein issues heart-felt statement: “I got money”

With sexual harassment and crude behavior allegations swirling around him,  Harvey Weinstein of Miramax and Weinstein Company fame issued a statement to his liberal, progressive and resistance followers and admirers.  With Weinstein’s heart-felt words ringing in his head, Tom contemplated … Continue reading

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Who is Cam Newton?

When Tom heard about the Routes comment by Panther QB Cam Newton to a female reporter, he immediately started the process to induct him into the Hillary Rodman Clinton Deplorables Post #1 Everlasting on misogynist charges. After due diligence, Ms. … Continue reading

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Carrying on the Hugh Hefner Tradition

Upon hearing that feminist icon Hugh Hefner passed away at age 91, Tom Tweeting from the cramped Playboy Condo in Hellflower, CA declared that he is ready, willing and able to inherit the Hefner mantle.

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With KardAsshian Clan catching pregnancy bug, Tom fears…

With Kylie Jenner and Khloe KardAsshian announcing the there is a bun in their ovens and Kim KardAsshian’s bun in an unknown oven, Tom has started to panic. The fear is that TV Executives are planning a /special back-to-back editions … Continue reading

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Free Speech and Take a Knee announcements

We are all for Free Speech even though everybody’s definition is slightly different.  In the wake of NFL players protesting during the singing of the National Anthem, The Tom has uncovered some other “Take a Knee” protests. Employees of the … Continue reading

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