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Super Bowl Baby

Is there anything more inane than a local TV News interview with winning fans remote from some bar.  The highlight is some loud mouth with his ball cap on backwards with some hot looking women in the background all yelling … Continue reading

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The Donald urges The Tom to find some money for The Wall in the Bezos’ divorce scrapes

When The Donald heard that The Tom has set his romantic sights on MacKenzie Bezos, he reasoned that in a $137 Billion divorce there is some rounding error funding for a mere $8 Billion Wall extension. Now this is leverage … Continue reading

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The Tom swoops in to provide solace to MacKenzie Bezos

With the news that Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos are getting a divorce, The Tom is willing to help MacKenzie  rid herself of the stigma of being the world’s richest women as the Bezos split $137 Billion in Amazon loot. Only … Continue reading

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The Tom lusts in his heart for Nancy Pelosi

They say that power is the greatest aphrodisiac.   The Tom can’t argue as he is being increasingly drawn towards Nancy Pelosi as she enters her 2nd Speakership.  The Tom gets weak in the knees seeing Nancy’s  huge gavels and … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan goes nude for photo — Social News XYZ

What is a girl to do?   First she settled her IRS debt and now the tasteful nudes for the masses to enjoy.  Will these Internet critics ever be satisfied?   Los Angeles, Jan 4 (IANS) The “Mean Girls” star … Continue reading

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The Tom tells the Rose Queen, “TMI”

Rose Queen Louise Deser  Siskel submitted a self-serving 4 column Op-Ed in the Los Angeles Times in which she brandished her sexuality as a bi-sexual and a representative of the LBGTQ community. The Tom says Too Much Information (TMI).  Besides … Continue reading

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Jimma Carter piles on The Donald

The people have been waiting for Jimma Carter to take a break from teaching Sunday School and building houses for Habitat for Humanely to criticize The Donald and right on cue he delivered. This from a former President most consider … Continue reading

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When exactly does a TV Pundit become a Hypocrite and then a Pompous Ass?

The Tom will answer the above question even though he is on the short list to be the next Secretary of Defense.  The Tom likes to say the answer I the minute they open their mouth. These Pundits  have accused … Continue reading

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The Tom loves the Holidays

The Tom looks forward tp the holidays.  Wishing you and yours the best for the Holidays and the New Year. Toping the To Do list is to interview and hire Santa’s Little Helpers.  Ho, Ho,. Ho!!!      

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Is The Tom on the short list to replace John Kelly as Chief of Staff

In a word NO !!! While The Tom is a highly skilled operative, The Donald can not dangle that much temptation over Melania.

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