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Barack is Baaaaaaaaaack

Barack O’TomA couldn’t even wait 100 days to return to the public square to save us.  Why couldn’t he follow the lead of George W. Bush and keep quiet?   In his speech and panel at the University of Chicago, … Continue reading

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Tom Le Tom calls for reintroduction of Freedom Fries after French Election

In a no holds bared speech at the conclusion of the 1st round of the French Presidential Election, Tom called for supporters of Marine Le Pen of the National Front and Emmanuel Macron of En Marche  to declare their position … Continue reading

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Tom calls for the Impeachment of The Tom

Finally enough is enough and Tom has called for the Impeachment of The Tom.   In a News Conference and in a flurry of late night Tweets, Tom outlined his compelling case which includes the following:  beat Hillary Rodman Clinton, … Continue reading

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Tom’s Selfie Arm

No sooner did Tom wrestle the King of Selfies title from the reigning champion the Queen of Selfies, a 15-year-old hottie from Bethesda, MD that he started to notice changes.  It appears that Charles Darwin was right as Tom’s selfie … Continue reading

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Tom exonerates Fakebook in Cleveland murder matter

With Mark Zuckerberg guarding his $Billions and COO Sheryl Sandberg off somewhere Leaning In, it fell to Tom to clarify the matter of the Cleveland Murder posting.  Tom quickly clarified that the murder posting was NOT live streaming, but rather … Continue reading

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Coachella is still Indio, CA

To all the Beautiful People and the rest who can’t afford the Coachella Festival, remember Coachella is still Indio. “Now lets get out there and put some lipstick on this pig” thundered Tom at his Marketing Team.  

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Kim Jong Tom debutes his latest new hairstyle – The Nuke

Flamboyant North Korean Hairstylist and Supreme and Dear Leader Kim Jong-Tom has just introduced his newest hairstyle “The Nuke”  The style has already started tongues wagging worldwide. The Tom has retained The Donald to negotiate a deal with Kim Jong-Tom for … Continue reading

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Rev. Tom celebrates the Death of Critical Thinking

Rev. Tom has joined in the trend of Celebrating the life of a person who has died.  In this case,  Rev. Tom will be celebrating the Death of Critical Thinking.  The exact date that critical thinking is not known, but … Continue reading

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Tom lauds Fakebook for tackling fake news

Tom praised the 3rd wealthiest man Mark Zuckerberg for his tireless efforts to wipe out fake news.  Tom also pushed back on those who say that Fakebook has so much fake news that a tipping point has been reached with … Continue reading

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Who is behind the effort to oust Steven BanTom from the White House?

Who are the evil forces behind the effort to force out our dearly beloved Steven BanTom from his White House job.  First, he was stripped of his seat on the National Security Council   Next, we hear that Jared Kushner and … Continue reading

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