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Kim Kardashian Said She ‘Cried the Whole Way Home’ After Seeing Memes About Her 2013 Met Gala Gown — PEOPLE.com — The Tom devastated

Even a hard boiled operative like The Tom was devastated when he heard that Kim KardASShian cried all the way home from criticism of her 2013 Met Gala gown. But Kardashian West says two very important people loved her floral-print … Continue reading

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Adam Schiff makes a major Climate Change announcement

Adam Schiff(less) House Intelligence Committee (talk about a oxymoron) made a major Global Climate Change announcement. Schiff bellowed “It is Impeachment Weather”.  

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Rihanna Picked Normani To Be Savage x Fenty’s First-Ever Brand Ambassador

The Tom salutes this humble Brand Ambassador as he starts to understand the Brand Ambassador concept. A match made in heaven. via Rihanna Picked Normani To Be Savage x Fenty’s First-Ever Brand Ambassador

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Kim Kardashian Is Launching SKIMS Body Tape After Years of Using Duct Tape to Lift Her Boobs — PEOPLE.com — The Tom reacts

Kim steps up her game and it is amazing reports The Tom who is anxious to see Kylie Jenner model the products. Lets go to the tape (SKIMS that is). “It sure beats taping ankles at football games’ opined The … Continue reading

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The “Show Doctor” Tom solved Life of Kylie ratings problem

Quickly analyzing the Life of Kylie ratings situation, The Tom had an Aha moment.    The Tom noted that there are only two things that Americans appreciate more than a whiff of Government Sanctioned Cannabis. If The Tom can weave … Continue reading

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Life of Kylie calls in the Show Doctor, The Tom

Facing low ratings and a cancellation threat, Billionaire Kylie Jenner has called up on Show Doctor, The Tom. “Let’s take it from here. The glasses will bring in the intellectual crowd.”  said The Tom noted for his out of the … Continue reading

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Kourtney Kardashian, 40, Slays In Low-Cut Leather Dress For Girls’ Night Out — Pic — Hollywood Life

The Tom wonders if Kourtney KardASShian is bring new meaning to “Girl’s Night Out”. It was a mom’s night out for Kourtney Kardashian on Nov. 2! The reality star hit the town looking beyond incredible in a black leather dress. via … Continue reading

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Happy Halloween

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The Tom explains Rep. Katie Hill’s sudden resignation from Congress

Since Representative Katie Hill has denied violating House rules with her relationship with a staffer, most were shocked by her sudden resignation as the Ethics Committee had not even met yet. Only The tom knows that the real reason for … Continue reading

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The Tom called upon to identify Rep. Katie Hill’s tattoo

Adam Schiff(less) has been called upon to release his secret Impeachment Chamber for the House Ethics Committee investigating juicy charges against Rep. Katie Hill D-CA. The Tom is scheduled to be the lead forensic witness to validate her Nazi era … Continue reading

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