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Breaking News: Kushner did not pay taxes that he didn’t owe

The New York Times in an earth shattering man bites dog story reports that Trump son-in-law did not pay any taxes that he didn’t owe. Even The Tom sees this as a head scratcher. Advertisements

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#MeToo – Schwarzenegger outs himself

Arnold Schwarzenegger just outed himself saying he may have crossed the line with women or was it his apology for using the term “girly men”? Wasn’t this all the part of his persona and now a desperate attempt to regain … Continue reading

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Thank You Taylor Swift for telling me how to vote

The Tom was so excited when he heard that Taylor Swift has joined other celebrities in telling us how to vote.  The Tom can only hope that she expand her jurisdiction beyond some Tennessee races as he is lost without … Continue reading

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The Tom makes major Blog announcement

Sensing a short break in the Supreme Court advice and consent, The Tom grabbed the make that from now on this Blog will be totally natural, organic and free of antibiotics and hormones. Of course The Tom reassured readers that … Continue reading

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The Tom hears “Progressive Voices”

Thanks to TV commercials for California’s Proposition 10 ballot initiative, The Tom has eliminated one symptom of Schizophrenia namely hearing voices.  The Prop 10 commercial informs The Tom that “Progressive Voices” are calling for rent control.  But do these “Progressive … Continue reading

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Next Justice of Supreme Court?

Will The Ford help the The Fein and The Schu topple the nomination of The Kav?  And if so will former Wing Man to The Donald, The Tom, emerge as the next member of the Supreme Court.  The Tom nomination … Continue reading

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Tiger makes announcement after Tours Championship win

After winning the Tours Championship, Tiger Woody made a special  announcement to his wingman The Tom and Erica Herman, Lindsey Vonn, Joanna Vagoda, Tyra Banks, Devon James and Rachel Uchitel, “I’m Back” “Tiger, I got shotgun for this”, lusted The … Continue reading

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The Tom rebrands himself as Vintage

Always looking for an edge and bolster his sagging fortunes, The Tom has rebranded himself from old to vintage.  The Tom briefly considered Gently Used, but figured his hard living past might be exposed al a Judge/Coach K. “This could … Continue reading

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Prediction: Mueller wraps up Russian Collusion investigations

The Tom has gone out on a limb to predict that The Mueller will wrap up his investigation of Russian Collusion when The Donald leaves office in 2025.

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Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. Anonymous

You may have heard about me lately after my Op-Ed in the New York Times.  Now the New Your Times has published a lot of anonymous staff.  But I am the one and only Mr. Anonymous.  I am universally recognized … Continue reading

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