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The Tom upstages the Royal Wedding as the Queen makes a suprise announcement

Incredibly The Tom upstaged all the Royal Wedding hype when The Queen of Hearts Juice Newton Announced that The Duke, Duke ,Duke of Earl torch has been passed from Gene  Chandler to The Tom. Some cynics are saying that The … Continue reading

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The Tom makes the comprehensive case for Illegal Immigration

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The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like … Continue reading

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading

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The Tom listens for the Dog Whistle from The Gina

The Tom is listening carefully for a Dog Whistle from The Gina Haspel who is undergoing Senate Confirmation Hearings on her appointment to head the CIA.  It is amazing that there are Senators including female Senator who are picking apart … Continue reading

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The Donald asks The Tom to bring The Rudy up to speed on The Stormy

New legal honcho The Rudy Giuliani had a bit of a rough start coming off the blocks in The Stormy Daniels matter.  The Donald immediately called for his most trusted confident, The Tom, to bring The Rudy up to speed. … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom is reporting that The John doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral

In his first reporting assignment  for the mainstream media, The Tom’s story that The John McCain, Maverick and Democrat  icon,  doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral is splashed all over the Internet.  Evidently political grudges do indeed have eternal … Continue reading

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1st Daughter TommySue creates a stir

1st Daughter TommySue, a 5th year senior at the Stormy Daniels School of Drama, has created quite a stir recently.  TommySue is majoring in Reality TV with a minor in extortion. We all know that a long-suffering TommySue went under … Continue reading

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The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading

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Shania “Twit” Twain issues another “Trump” apology

To refresh those who have fortunately forgotten this faded star, The Twit Twain is a Canadian citizen who now lives in Switzerland.  She was famous for hijacking American Country and Western  music and used her sex appeal to make money … Continue reading

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