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Monthly Archives: April 2013
Who knew that Jason Collins was in the NBA?
Tom was shocked when he opened his copy of Sports Illustrated only to find that Jason Collins was actually in the NBA. After appearing in only 6 games and averaging less than 2 points per game, Collins has outed himself … Continue reading
al-Assad offers scholarships and internships to chemistry students
Ever the Ophthalmologist, Bashir Hafez al-Assad has been overshadowed by more flamboyant leaders such as Moammar Gaddafi and Hugo Chavez. Sadly, he never developed a signature look. However ever the humanitarian, al-Assad is now offering chemical scholarships and internships to worthy … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Health and wellness, Organizations
Tagged Bashir al-Assad, Chemical Weapons, Col. Moammar Gadhafi, Hugo Chavez, Red Line, Syria
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Los Angeles Laker Consultant Tom: “We need to get older”
When last engaged by the Los Angeles Lakers, Senior Basketball Consultant Tom advised the Lakers to trade for Karl Malone and Gary Payton years after their careers has ended. This year Tom was aglow when retained by the Lakers where … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Health and wellness, News and politics, Organizations, Sports
Tagged Bill Sharman, Dwight Howard, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Nursing Home, Pau Gasol, Steve Nash
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NFL Draft
Football fans everywhere are holding their breath as the 2013 NFL Draft begins. Roger Goodell strides to the podium at Radio City and announces. “With the 1st Pick in the 2013 Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs do NOT take Tom.” … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, News and politics, Organizations, Sports
Tagged baby momma, Bling, Hood, Kansas City Chiefs, NFL Draft, Radio City, Rockettes
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Tom is in the “Situation Room”
Being the pompous ass that he is, Tom has ordered that all meetings and all photographs and all references to Tom will be in the “Situation Room”. The setting of a large conference table with a lot of big screen … Continue reading
Posted in Computers and Internet, Entertainment, Food and drink, News and politics, Organizations, Sports
Tagged CNN, Hooters, NBA Playoffs, Netflix, New York Post, Porn, Situation Room
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Jessica Simpson: “I am having Tom’s (& everybody else’s) Baby”
Speaking to crack reporters from TomVille tonight an incredibly radiant and juggular Jessica Simpson said “I will be having Tom’s baby”. She plans to be impregnated by Tom as soon as she delivers the baby she is carrying. Tom is arranging … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Health and wellness, News and politics, Organizations
Tagged A-List, Baby, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Sex Tape
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Tom spots fast fashion trend at 5 p.m. (EST) FBI Press Conference
Tom was the very first to notice the instant fashion trend among young men. As the FBI in Boston was showing publicity photos of the vanilla Rapper known only as Suspect 2, millions of young men were reorienting their baseball … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Fashion, Health and wellness, News and politics, Organizations, Sports
Tagged Backward Baseball Cap, Boston Marathon, FBI, Suspects
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Tom: It is time for Sandy Hook Elementary School parents to stand down
Only Tom is crass enough to breach this delicate subject. This week the Sandy Hook parents just missed another tragedy sitting in premiere seats at the Boston Marathon. They have crisscrossed the morning talk shows, testified in Congress, commuted on … Continue reading
Posted in Entertainment, Health and wellness, News and politics, Organizations, Sports, Travel
Tagged Boston Marathon, gun control, Gun Violence, Sandy Hook Elementary
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Tom challenges Kobe to man up and play hurt
Speaking to the media with Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol cowering in the background, infamous, sharp-tongued, back bencher Tom blasted Kobe Bryant who plans to sit out the final game of the regulars season that will determine if the Los Angeles … Continue reading
Posted in Computers and Internet, Entertainment, Health and wellness, News and politics, Organizations, Sports
Tagged Achilles tendon, Dwiight Howard, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Pau Gasol, Tweet, Twitter
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