Monthly Archives: September 2014

Tom asks, “If there is so much income inequality, why can’t we win a Ryder Cup?”

Posted on September 28, 2014 by tom

Two things we know? Europe crushed us yet again in the 2014 Ryder Cup 16.5 to 11.5. And the Us has lost 80% of the last 11 Ryder Cups. Second, golf is a rich persons game (Exhibit A Barack O’TomA). … Continue reading →

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Domestic Violence High Commissioner Tom slaps Springer’s guests with suspensions

Posted on September 26, 2014 by tom

After every business, organization and government agency made their mandatory self-serving statements on domestic violence, they raced to drop this hot potato as fast as possible. Enter Tom who started his consulting firm as the High Commissioner for Domestic Violence … Continue reading →

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Tom lauds AG Holder as he ushers him out the door

Posted on September 25, 2014 by tom

At a surprise Press Conference, Tom was over the top in lauding Attorney General Eric Folder Holder as he prepares to depart the Regime. Tom complemented him for not cooperating in the Fast and Furious and IRS scandal investigations. All … Continue reading →

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Pepsi’s Domestic Violence Policy

Posted on September 20, 2014 by tom

The CEO of Pepsi took the required shot to the head at the NFL over its Domestic Violence policy. I did a search for Pepsi’s policy and came up dry. Can anybody help me find their policy? Do they suspend a worker … Continue reading →

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Anheuser-Busch concerned about NFL’s handling of domestic violence…What are they drinking?

Posted on September 17, 2014 by tom

Mega advertiser Anheuser-Busch (Bud, Bud Light, Michelob etc.) is suddenly concerned about recent incidents of domestic violence by NFL players. Did the A-B folks just discover after years of sponsorship that most of domestic violence comes from the 1,696 players is … Continue reading →

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Barack to call for more “boots on the ground”

Posted on September 15, 2014 by tom

On October 9, 2014 Gwyneth Paltrow will host an historic 20th fundraiser dinner and celebration of income inequality in the Los Angeles area. At this $32,500/plate dinner (second dinner free if order two drinks), Barack O’TomA is expected to call … Continue reading →

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Tom reacts to reports that Khloe Kardashian split with rapper French Montana because he was “too needy”

Posted on September 10, 2014 by tom

Tom has mixed emotions when he heard reports that Khloe Kardashian has “stepped back” from her relationship with rapper French Montana (who). Reports are circulating that Khloe found French “too needy”. It seems like only a couple of months ago … Continue reading →

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Kendall Jenner Poses Topless [PHOTO]

Posted on September 7, 2014 by tom

Wow, what is this crew thinking?

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Mitt Tomney for President

Posted on September 7, 2014 by tom

Fresh off of polls showing he would now whip Barack O’TomA if the 2012 Presidential race was held now, Mitt faced an adoring crowd of reporters for Entertainment TomVille (ET). Mitt reiterated that if you had voted for him, you … Continue reading →

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Tom declares New York Fashion Week a bust without Kim, Dennis and Moammar

Posted on September 6, 2014 by tom

With Co. Moammar Gadhafi moving on to the Catwalk in the Sky, Tom had high hopes that Kim Tom-un and Dennis Tomman would steal the New York Fashion Week show. Never have we known a trio of men with such … Continue reading →

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