Monthly Archives: July 2021

Simone Who?

Posted on July 30, 2021 by tom

Leave it to the Legendary PR operative to ask the question about Simone Biles. We have to move on. The Tom told his staff that they need to get Olym[ic Gold All Around Gymnast Sunisa Lee nder contract and start … Continue reading →

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The Tom withdraws from Olympic competition

Posted on July 27, 2021 by tom

In a shock to the world and NBC’s bottom line, The Tom withdrew from Olympic Gymnastic competition in the middle of his Hobby Horse routine. NBC is reviewing old Bachelor tapes to find a way to re-introduce The Tom,.

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Biden has 198 page plan to solve Homeless problem

Posted on July 24, 2021 by tom

Joe Tom Biden has unveiled a 198 page plan to solve the Homeless problem. The outline follows: All citizens and non-citizens who identify as Liberal or Progressive will be assigned to have at least 1 Homeless person living with then. … Continue reading →

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KimberKopy: Meredith Blake From The Parent Trap — kimbermoose – Note to Kardashians

Posted on July 23, 2021 by tom

Being young and beautiful is not a crime, you know? I’ll be the first to say I am a HUGE Meredith Blake fan. I have wanted to do this KimberKopy for so long! The Parent Trap has always been one … Continue reading →

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The Tom states “It is the civil rights issue of our generation”

Posted on July 15, 2021 by tom

Free Britney

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MLB sets record in All-Star F-Bomb Derby

Posted on July 14, 2021 by tom

With everybody wired for sound the F Bombs on live TV hit a new record, Could we have used a 2 second delay to bleep out cursing? “Yes but there wouldn’t have been a game” intoned The Tom.

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Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS Tapped Kate Moss For New Campaign — Style_Hub –\ Men’s line ???

Posted on July 13, 2021 by tom

Supermodel Kate Moss is now the new face of SKIMS’ new TV campaign. On Tuesday, Kim Kardashian made the announcement on Twitter.  “[Kate Moss] is the fashion icon, defining whole generations of culture and style and I am honored to … Continue reading →

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The Tom Fanatics see renewed Statue interest

Posted on July 12, 2021 by tom

With statues coming down right and left, The Tom loyalist see a golden opportunity to populate the country with The Tom Statue. There is a severe supply imbalance with half asses and horse’s asses being given away. Add to this … Continue reading →

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Former US President, Barack Obama, Reveals His Annual Summer Music Playlist; Artists Include Drake, SZA, Rihanna, Jazmine Sullivan, Migos, H.E.R., and More — HIP HOP MINUTE

Posted on July 11, 2021 by tom

[ad_1] Every year, The Obamas create their own summer playlists, and now, former US President, Barack Obama, has unveiled his. The list of artists and songs are definitely fan-favorites, and they are approving of his summer playlist yet again. “With … Continue reading →

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Joe Tom Biden’s COVID Plan

Posted on July 4, 2021 by tom

When last seen, Joe Tom was ready to turn to Page 2 of his 198 page COVID Plan. And as the vaccine goal for July 4th has failed miserably, Joe Tom seemed to notice tha the only thing that has … Continue reading →

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