Monthly Archives: November 2021

The Tom is Thankful

Posted on November 26, 2021 by tom

As Thanksgiving fades, The Tom is so greatful for the Kardashians, Bidens, Pelosis s, Harris’ and all other contributors to this blog.\ It looks like Kim is ready. She is always ready.

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Just following the science,,,COVID 19 Edition

Posted on November 22, 2021 by tom

When The Tom worked for The Donald, he was incharge of burying the science. Now it is being reported that there were mor COFID deaths in 2021 (Biden year) than all of 2020 (Trump year), Ttimp did get vaccines going … Continue reading →

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The Tom is called in to stop the plunging approval ratings

Posted on November 19, 2021 by tom

With Joe Tom Biden’s approval ratings sinking to all time lows, it is desperation time and that can only mean one thing, call in The Tom. The Tom took a quick minute assesment and immediately outlined to cure. With the … Continue reading →

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Is Kylie Jenner longing for The Tom?

Posted on November 14, 2021 by tom

Witn soon to be Baby Daddy of the year Travis Scottpusjing buttons from the fallout from the Astro World debacle, Kylie finds herself alone and lacking attention. Enter The Tom who bellowed “The Tine is Right” Hurry !!!\h

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The Tom announces that Skims for Men go on sale today

Posted on November 13, 2021 by tom

Ever since Kim Kardashian appointed the Tom to head up the Men’s Skims Division, the public wants to know how far he will go, Will he rival Kim herself with the Skims Boob tape? And the answer id yes, The … Continue reading →

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The Tom seizes COVID 19 Marketing opportunities

Posted on November 13, 2021 by tom

With COVID vacinations lagging, the Tom sees opportunity. The Tom now known as Senior Rough Daddy Marketing, has devised a plan to market vaccines without ever setting foot in the underserved neighborhoods of color where the shots are needed. The … Continue reading →

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The Wait Is Over: Fendi x Skims Is Here, and It’s Even Better Than We Thought — Your News Obsession

Posted on November 9, 2021 by tom

The day we’ve all been waiting for is finally here: The Fendi x Skims collab drops today. On Tuesday, the long-awaited collaboration between Skim’s founder Kim Kardashian West and Fendi creative director Kim Jones—both of whom were recognized at this year’s Wall Street … Continue reading →

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The Tom reinvents himself

Posted on November 5, 2021 by tom

After The Tom was outed as a Moderate, consultancies from the Joe Tom Biden administration dried up, The Tom sensing a pent up demand after the Pandemic lockdowns has reinvented himself as a Wedding Planner. The Tom says “The key … Continue reading →

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