Monthly Archives: October 2016

Save the Date: Barack’s Retirement Party January 23

Posted on October 30, 2016 by tom

This is your first notice to save the date for Barack O’TomA’s Retirement Party and to secure advanced tickets. The Gala will honor Barack and his Cabinet Cronies: Joe Biden, John Kerry, Ash Carter, Loretta Lynch, Sally Jewell, Thomas Vilsack, … Continue reading →

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Was Hillary Sexting Anthony Weiner?

Posted on October 29, 2016 by tom

Did the FBI reopen the Clinton email investigation because there was evidence that Hillary Rodman Clinton was Sexting Anthony Weiner?  And we all know that important people have underlings do their IT stuff.  So was Senior Aide  Huma Abedin actually … Continue reading →

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Election In Turmoil: Tom uncovers instance of Clinton telling the truth

Posted on October 27, 2016 by tom

With just 12 days before the election, The Tom has uncovered evidence that Hillary Rodman Clinton once told the truth.  In an Elementary School class, she allegedly told the teacher and class mates that she was born on October 26, 1947 in Chicago, Il.  … Continue reading →

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Exclusive news that could scramble Presidential race

Posted on October 26, 2016 by tom

With less than two weeks left before the Presidential election, this blog has an exclusive that could totally disrupt the election. “The Truth…” has learned from dark sources in the George Soros organization that in an effort to hedge his … Continue reading →

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Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction has The Tom wondering

Posted on October 24, 2016 by tom

One of America’s darlings this past Saturday night in Vegas suffered not one but two wardrobe malfunctions.  With the help of her backup dancers she powered trough. First the strap broke forcing poor Britney to hold the bralette and its … Continue reading →

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Celebrate Similarity not Diversity

Posted on October 23, 2016 by tom

People tend to like people like themselves.  So why are we celebrating Diversity rather than universal Similarities of all people. Emphasizing differences among people are tools of politicians and other divisive individuals. I guarantee you that if you start two … Continue reading →

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Tom scores 3rd Presidential Candidate Debate

Posted on October 19, 2016 by tom

Incredibly, with just over 1 hour before the Debate is scheduled to start, Tom has officially scored the debate as a huge win for Hillary Rodman Clinton.  Tom called it a walk off home run, a drop the mic moment, a … Continue reading →

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Apology Accepted

Posted on October 17, 2016 by tom

Today someone very special accepted Tom’s long overdue apology. Many observers put the number of apologies that Tom still has left to  make at over 1.3 million.  That does not count the readers of this Blog.

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Does The Tom have video of The Donald grouping The Rosie?

Posted on October 13, 2016 by tom

As Gloria Allred rolls out her familiar campaign of asserting facts not in evidence, pundits and a blood thirsty media wonder if The Tom really has video of The Donald grouping The Rosie (O’Donnell). “That is the $Million question”, demurred … Continue reading →

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A diminutive Ruth Bader Ginsberg sacks The Kap

Posted on October 12, 2016 by tom

Streaking in and evading his protection on a corner blitz, US Supreme Ruth Bader Ginsberg sacked Colon Kaepernick for a huge loss when she called his protest “dumb and disrespectful”.

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