Monthly Archives: September 2019

The Tom taps Ukraine to create a position for First Daughter

The Tom has contacted corrupt officials in the Ukraine to open up a Board position that pays at least $50,000/Month for First Daughter of TomVille TommySue. Contrary to reports that Lunch Bucket Joe’s didn’t have any special expertise,  TommySue is … Continue reading

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We need to turn Climate Change Policy over to 14-16 year olds

After the Climate Change strikes yesterday,  most thinking people think the young are our future and only they can get us to make the proper policy choices on climate change. The Tom asks “Has anybody advocating this ever raised a … Continue reading

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The Tom dispatched on diplomatic mission to Iran

The Donald sent The Tom on a secret diplomatic mission to Iran. The Tom arrived on the tarmac at the Teheran Airport where he was lashed to a Cruise Missile by the Ayatollah himself for the journey back to TomVille … Continue reading

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The Tom tasked to define the difference between a lie and an exaggeration

The distinguished Communications professor at TSU, The Tom, has been tasked after the most recent Democrat Debate to define the difference between a lie and an exaggeration. This comes on the heels of The Tom’s definition between a lie and … Continue reading

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See Kylie Jenner’s NSFW Playboy Cover — PEOPLE.com — The Tom’s head is on a swivel

Kylie Jenner’s debut Playboy cover has some similarities to the iconic one Kim Kardashian shot 12 years ago The Tom is confused, but in seventh heaven as Kylie Jenner lays down a skin marker with her Playboy shoot. “It is Season … Continue reading

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The Tom discovers Kourtney Kardashian

As Kylie Jenner and Kin KardASShian battle it out for revealing skin, Kourtney KardASShian has emerged as a comer. The Tom has secretly joined Team Kourtney as a PR Flack. “This is going to get bigger,  It is Season 18 … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian ups the stakes for Kylie Jenner

Kim KardASShian laid down a marker in the skin game with Kylie Jenner at the 2019 Hollywood Beauty Awards with the ultimate sideboob, underboob and overboob dress. Recently hired PR Flack The Tom bellowed “Take that Kylie.  It is Season … Continue reading

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A Challenge to The Tom’s Climate Change proclamation presented by Nicki Minaj

Just days after The Tom’s Climate Change proclamation of September 3, 2019, he studied the facts in light of Nicki Minaj’s announcement hat she was “retiring” to start her family. With her  willingness to show her body and skin, this … Continue reading

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The Tom tasked to get his arms around Climate Change

The Tom is a leading skeptic of the theories that carbon is responsible for Climate change,  To coopt him, TSU has provided a grant to study the real causes of Climate Change. First and foremost stars like Kylie Jenner are … Continue reading

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Where’s Kylie?

Is there a conspiracy that is keeping Kylie Jenner Publicity and Pictures from us recently.  The falloff post Yacht is alarming. The only remedy to this situation is engage the Super Sleuth and Kylie admirer The Tom to get to … Continue reading

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