Monthly Archives: August 2011

Cheney recommends waterboarding Obama to get his Job Plan

Posted on August 30, 2011 by tom

After almost three (3) years of Obama Administration silence on jobs amidst a severe recession, former VP Dick Cheney is recommending rendering Barack Obama to Bulgaria to administer multiple waterboardings until he confesses his Job Plan. Obama has been steeling … Continue reading →

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Tom yearns for more Hurricane hype as Job Plan cover

Posted on August 29, 2011 by tom

Emerging from a bunker deep below Martha’s Vineyard, Tom is set to unveil his (own) Job Plan. Grateful that the Hurricane Hype diverted attention from his recent vacation, Tom is emerging in his mind and in those of his Yes … Continue reading →

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No time to blog as Tom cranks up the armored misery bus and heads out for another well earned vacation

Posted on August 15, 2011 by tom

Wheeling one of the two spanking new $1.1 Million+ armored busses ordered up by the Obama Administration out of a GSA motor pool, Tom is embarking on a short tour of unemployment lines, soup kitchens (Yeah right) and the homes … Continue reading →

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Tom gets new charts and a buzz cut in anticipation of Presidential run

Posted on August 15, 2011 by tom

Laying the intellectual fodder for his upcoming run, Tom took time to advise the media of the mentors who have inspired him. Tom noted prior campaign heroes such as Ralph Nader, Ron Paul, John Anderson, Dennis Kucinich, Harold Stassen and … Continue reading →

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Tom announces that he will make late entry into Presidential race

Posted on August 13, 2011 by tom

Touting that the has never created a job, met a regulation that he didn’t like, likes to fly in big planes, likes be picked up in hybrid limos, enjoys talking bad about people and worships both dictators and rebels alike, … Continue reading →

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Tom demands investigation of poll results for most despised people

Posted on August 11, 2011 by tom

Realizing that there is no such thing as bad publicity, Tom has called for an investigation of the e-Poll’s e-Score Celebrity poll listing the 10 most despised Americans. The poll results in order were as follows: Casey Anthony, Spencer Pratt, … Continue reading →

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Obama surveys UK Demonstrations and calls for ouster of Cameron and huminatatian bombing by NATO

Posted on August 10, 2011 by tom

Seeing the effectiveness of his response to demonstrations in Tunisia, Egypt, Bahrain, Iran and Syria, Nobel Peace Laureate Barack Obama analyzed the demonstrations/riots in the UK and has called for the immediate ouster of Prime Minister David Cameron and the … Continue reading →

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Momentum builds for former Community Organizer Tom to enter Presidential race

Posted on August 8, 2011 by tom

Former Community organizer and junior blogger from California Tom has so far resisted pressure to enter the Presidential race. However with the economy, Dow Jones Average and US credit rating tanking, Tom is assessing his unique skill sets. A brilliant … Continue reading →

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Tom touts a Balanced Approach

Posted on August 7, 2011 by tom

Facing a downgrade of his credit rating by S and P to a Triple F – (minus), Tom took to the airways appearing on Fox News Sunday, This Week, Face the Nation, News Conference, Meet the Press, Washington Week and … Continue reading →

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Obama calls FreeCreditScore.com

Posted on August 6, 2011 by tom

Noted credit user Barack Obama contacted FreeCreditScore.com to check on the credit of the United States of America. The operator said “Haven’t you heard, Standard and Poors (S and P) just downgraded US Treasury bonds from Triple-A. We estimate your … Continue reading →

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