Category Archives: Health and wellness

Queen broaches The Tom for Royal Highness suggestions

The Queen of England ever a savvy business woman has contacted the Tom to get help in monetizing the two vacant Royal Highness positions with the demotions of Harry and Meghan. The Tom proposed an eBay auction for the Royal … Continue reading

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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle: Overworked and underpaid ?

Just days after returning to Royal duties after the birth of their baby, an overworked and underpaid Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announced that they were stepping down from Senior Royal duties and may be spending more time in the … Continue reading

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The Tom challenges Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on the World’s biggest stage

The Tom has called out Iran Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei to a no holds barred Free Style Rap contest at the United Nations in New York City.  The Rap will resolve any remaining differences between Iran and the USA. … Continue reading

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The Tom salutes the Awards Season

The Hollywood Awards Season kicks off today with the Golden Globes.  Despite his near-Mogul status, The Tom envies the Beautiful People and craves the attention of the Stars and the Media. Memo to self:  Bid on SKIMS tape  franchise. And … Continue reading

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Iran Expert says “It is all The Donald’s fault”

Emerging from the Deep-State, The Tom has rebranded himself as an Iran Expert.  In his first TV interview, The Tom said that the killing of Iran General Qassen  Soleinani proves that The Donald is responsible for all the Middle East … Continue reading

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The Tom braves the Wine Cave

In an act even more daring than  the rescue of 12 Thai Youth Soccer players from a cave, The tom entered the Billionaire’s Wine Cave to see if money can go from one pocket to another. Previously only Mayor Buttigieg … Continue reading

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I Like Mike — Workplace Issues

The New York Times and the Atlantic have reported on alleged work place issues at Mike Bloumberg’s Bloomberg Organization. It wounds like it was a bit of an Animal House, Animal House !!!, Yes, about that opening with Bloomberg, please … Continue reading

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Chairman Schiff askes “What Happened?”

Chairman Schiff was merrily going along spinning his innuendos and requesting phone records when the ground shifting under him. “You think the public is tiring of hearing my fantasy stories?” groused the embattled Chairman.

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Chairman Schiff holds a Presser

After the release of the IG report and testimony, Chairman Schiff held a Press Conference.  However for some reason this time the Presser was held in a basement closet in the Capitol with only The Tom monitoring it by using … Continue reading

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The Tom eyes PR contract for rebranding of Climate Change

The Tom started salivating when he heard that there is a move to rebrand Climate Change with a more powerful slogan such as Climate Collapse. “Bring it on.  PR billings start at $900/hour.” thundered The Ton

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