Category Archives: Health and wellness

Mueller to investigate Moscow Mule cups?

The Tom is pleading with special prosecutor Robert Mueller to investigate Moscow Mule Cups for poisons and evidence of The Donald colluding with the Russians. The cups could be dangerous and if it sounds Russian, it could be collusion.  

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Big Reveal: Kim and Kanye’s Surrogate

With the news that Kayne West and Kim KardASSian’s surrogate is pregnant, the people want to know who the surrogate is and have turned to Tom Enquirer. In an exclusive, The Tom reveals that the surrogate is none other than … Continue reading

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Post Plastic Surgery: What went wrong?

You may have heard that The Tom went under the plastic surgery knife to be able to be a convincing  body double for The Donald.  Plastic Tom, M.D. assured The Tom that he would be using the newest 3-D printer … Continue reading

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J. Edgar Comey attempts to bring down The Tom

With a dogged determination, J. Edgar Comey, an unelected subordinate, is attempting to bring down The Tom.  J. Edgar is approaching it with a determination worthy of a brick by brick dismantling of the Tom Tower. In his arsenal, J. … Continue reading

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After 1st week, Tom announces changes to Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly

The Tom took one look at the blockbuster ratings and huge Q score on Sunday Night with Megan Kelly.  The breakout star and deserving of his own program was Vlad “The Bad Putin”.  Putin will move to the anchor desk … Continue reading

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Tom braces for Climate Change Hot Air

With The Donald announcing the withdrawal for the Paris Climate Accord, Tom is expecting blistering “Hot Air” that may melt all the glaciers and icebergs in the world.  It will get overheated. Where is Al Bore when we need him … Continue reading

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ISIS offers Kathy Griffin a scholarship

Anatomy major with a minor in beheading? It is a proven fact that conservatives don’t have a sense of humor.

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Tiger Woody: Tom organizes an emergency Intervention

When Tom heard that Tiger Woody had been pulled over for suspicion of DUI, The Tom knew immediately that he needed to spring into action to organize an Intervention. Some my remember the Intervention Tom organized when Tiger developed a … Continue reading

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At TSU Commencement without naming names, The Tom blasts Hillary without naming names for blasting The Donald without naming names

Without naming names, The Tom blasted Hillary Rodman Clinton in a fiery Commencement Address at TomVille State University (TSU).  The Tom blasted her for her sour grapes laden address at Wellesley College where she blasted the beloved The Donald without … Continue reading

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Tom scores exclusive interview with J. Edgar Comey

In an exclusive off the record interview with unnamed source J. Edgar Comey, Tom was bowled over by the Comey mystique and his sterling record.  He indicated that his crowning achievement was manufacturing CYA  memos to himself about The Donald. … Continue reading

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