Category Archives: Health and wellness

Tom walks Green Bay Packers fans back from the ledge

When news spread that QB Aaron Rodgers broke his collarbone, Cheesehead futures crashed faster than the Great Dutch Bubble and crash of 1637/ With an inept performance by backup QB Brett Hundley, it fell to Tom to right the ship, … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein “I am off to Rehab :)”

Caught with his pants down, movie mogul Harvey Whinestein will be entering Rehab for sex addition among other issues.  He is following the well-traveled path used by Tiger Woody and countless others. After the first night, Harvey led the charge … Continue reading

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With KardAsshian Clan catching pregnancy bug, Tom fears…

With Kylie Jenner and Khloe KardAsshian announcing the there is a bun in their ovens and Kim KardAsshian’s bun in an unknown oven, Tom has started to panic. The fear is that TV Executives are planning a /special back-to-back editions … Continue reading

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Tom launches a premptive strike to keep from getting thrown under the bus

With Hillary Rodman Clinton throwing everybody from her campaign except herself under the bus and The Donald throwing Republicans chosen by Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi under the bus, The Tom is getting nervous that God forbid he might get … Continue reading

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The Tom jumps on the Democrat bandwagon

In a surprise move The Tom joined The Donald is becoming a Democrat after signing the Democrat budget deal.  The Tom said “I loved kissing Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi’ rings.  And there is absolutely no media criticism on this … Continue reading

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Mueller to investigate Moscow Mule cups?

The Tom is pleading with special prosecutor Robert Mueller to investigate Moscow Mule Cups for poisons and evidence of The Donald colluding with the Russians. The cups could be dangerous and if it sounds Russian, it could be collusion.  

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Big Reveal: Kim and Kanye’s Surrogate

With the news that Kayne West and Kim KardASSian’s surrogate is pregnant, the people want to know who the surrogate is and have turned to Tom Enquirer. In an exclusive, The Tom reveals that the surrogate is none other than … Continue reading

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Post Plastic Surgery: What went wrong?

You may have heard that The Tom went under the plastic surgery knife to be able to be a convincing  body double for The Donald.  Plastic Tom, M.D. assured The Tom that he would be using the newest 3-D printer … Continue reading

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J. Edgar Comey attempts to bring down The Tom

With a dogged determination, J. Edgar Comey, an unelected subordinate, is attempting to bring down The Tom.  J. Edgar is approaching it with a determination worthy of a brick by brick dismantling of the Tom Tower. In his arsenal, J. … Continue reading

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After 1st week, Tom announces changes to Sunday Night with Megyn Kelly

The Tom took one look at the blockbuster ratings and huge Q score on Sunday Night with Megan Kelly.  The breakout star and deserving of his own program was Vlad “The Bad Putin”.  Putin will move to the anchor desk … Continue reading

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