Category Archives: Health and wellness

Tom reports a lack of sexual harassment

In conversations with his lawyer and the media, Tom reports a lack of sexual harassment directed towards him.  Regrettably, Tom says that he has not been groped, been subject to a lingering hug, pinched on the butt,  been subject to … Continue reading

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TommySue takes lead in huge sexual harassment allegations and suit against Oedipus the King

First daughter Busty TommySue is spearheading a massive sexual harassment suit involving billions of women who have made sexual harassment allegation against Oedipus the King.  TommySue says that she may be contacted via Twitter at #stopOeipus While it may be … Continue reading

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Tom plots the career resurgance of Charlie Rose (RCG)

Tom is feverishly working on a plan for the resurgence of Charlie  Rose (Roe Colored Glasses) career. As part of the process, Tom has prepared a list of potential career assets for Charlie to decide to emphasize.  Initial brainstorming has … Continue reading

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The Tom does the right thing and grants himself a Leave of Absence

Despite not having received any allegations of sexual harassment, The Tom has taken the preemptive step of granting himself an indefinite Leave of Absence. With publicity drained as the spotlight is on the denials of Harvey Whinestein and the serial … Continue reading

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The Tom’s Thanksgiving message is one we are all thankful for and will unite a divided country

The Tom in his Thanksgiving message assured the world that he would not post a blog on Thanksgiving.  This is news that we can all be thankful for. Further his message is so deep and unexpected that it will unite … Continue reading

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Charlie Rose seeks PR advice from The Tom

With sexual misconduct charges swirling around him from 8 women, Charlie Rose has sought out The Tom for sage PR advice. We all love Charlie Rose for his undying love for Barack O’TomA and his enduring hatred of The Donald  … Continue reading

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Nothing more moving/believable than a client reading an Attorney’s statement

Is it just me or is everybody as moved as I am to the cause of a client reading a statement prepared by their lawyer? When the three UCLA basketball players read in a stumbling manner virtually identical statement down … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein announces George H.W. Bush as his new Wingman

The Tom has confirmed that Bush 41 will be cruising with Harvey Whinestein as his new Wingman.  The 93-year-old Bush convinced Whinestein that he still has it after apologizing for groping a 16-year-old girl. As possibly the last man on … Continue reading

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Tom to franchise a nationwide chain of sex rehab facilities.

With Harvey Whinestein already in sex therapy and Kevin Spacey-cadet announcing plans and a never-ending supply of elites of entertainment, journalism, politics and business already called out or nervously awaiting a call from Gloria Allred, The Tom has a fail … Continue reading

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George H.W. Bush busted for sexual assualt.. Who’d a thunk it?

The 5 living Presidents appeared at a hurricane fund-raiser. But the headline coming out of the event was an accusation by Actress Heather Lind that George  H.W. Bush sexually assaulted her from behind.  He may have also told abad jike. … Continue reading

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