Category Archives: Health and wellness

The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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Dumb Truck

No, the Headline is not a typo where the magnificent The Hill reams The Tom a new one.  But rather it is from a commercial flooding the airways in the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of California that asks  “Is your truck … Continue reading

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CA battles agains itself in Secondhand Smoke wars

Nightly the residents of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of California are bombarded by commercials about the dangers of secondhand tobacco smoke and how it even penetrates walls.  At the same time the State sponsored Marijuana is all over the news … Continue reading

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Forces loyal to Mueller and Clinton rolling into Hellflower says Tom Times*

Forces loyal to Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller and sore loser Hillary Rodman Clinton are rolling out of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of California and  have entered Hellflower destined to arrest The Tom in Tom Tower in the heart of TomVille. … Continue reading

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“Swearing is good for you” by Dr. Emma Byrne

The Tom has assigned  this article to that F–ing A**hole Dick Durbin (D-IL) https://www.thecut.com/2017/12/the-psychological-benefits-of-swearing.html    

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#SettlementMyLawyerIsAllred

The Tom has reluctantly come forward with stories of sexual harassment and more involving Starlets, major B listers such as LiLo and Kylie and major public figures such as Hillary Rodman Clinton. The Tom details how an innocent Hotel Suite … Continue reading

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The Tom pushes back on Global Cooling Deniers

Speaking in shirtsleeves from a deserted Lambeau field in Green Bay. Wisconsin, The Tom blasted the flat-earth Global Cooling Deniers.  123 Nations have pulled out of the Nome Protocol on Global Cooling. It is all in the science as The … Continue reading

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Tom’s Holiday Gift Guide for the men in your life

Promising to take the hassle and confusion on the perfect gift for the men in your life, Tom unveiled his First Annual Gift Guide.  The top 4 gifts for this year are as follows: An Initial Defense Lawyer Consultation with … Continue reading

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Tom reports a lack of sexual harassment

In conversations with his lawyer and the media, Tom reports a lack of sexual harassment directed towards him.  Regrettably, Tom says that he has not been groped, been subject to a lingering hug, pinched on the butt,  been subject to … Continue reading

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TommySue takes lead in huge sexual harassment allegations and suit against Oedipus the King

First daughter Busty TommySue is spearheading a massive sexual harassment suit involving billions of women who have made sexual harassment allegation against Oedipus the King.  TommySue says that she may be contacted via Twitter at #stopOeipus While it may be … Continue reading

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