Category Archives: Health and wellness

Is The Tom on the short list to replace John Kelly as Chief of Staff

In a word NO !!! While The Tom is a highly skilled operative, The Donald can not dangle that much temptation over Melania. Advertisements

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Breaking Climate Change Alert cue Fake News

After pouring over climate spread sheets and other scientific evidence, The Tom has concluded that Global Warming might beat the alternative.    

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Major Climate Change Announcement

Trigger Alert/Breaking Fake News Alert/Fake News Alert/Attention:  Climate Media Jetting in from New York City where he pocketed some handsome speaking fees, Al Bore joined The Tom at a Presser of major climate implications.  They breathlessly announced that it rained … Continue reading

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MMA 1, The Investigation

Trigger Warning:  MMA (Magnificent Mammary Arts The Tom known as the Boob Whisperer has been commissioned by the Tom Foundation to investigate rumors that MMA 1 contenders Kylie Jenner and Lindsay Lohan may have been surgically enhanced.   The Tom … Continue reading

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#MeToo – Schwarzenegger outs himself

Arnold Schwarzenegger just outed himself saying he may have crossed the line with women or was it his apology for using the term “girly men”? Wasn’t this all the part of his persona and now a desperate attempt to regain … Continue reading

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The Tom makes major Blog announcement

Sensing a short break in the Supreme Court advice and consent, The Tom grabbed the make that from now on this Blog will be totally natural, organic and free of antibiotics and hormones. Of course The Tom reassured readers that … Continue reading

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The Tom hears “Progressive Voices”

Thanks to TV commercials for California’s Proposition 10 ballot initiative, The Tom has eliminated one symptom of Schizophrenia namely hearing voices.  The Prop 10 commercial informs The Tom that “Progressive Voices” are calling for rent control.  But do these “Progressive … Continue reading

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Next Justice of Supreme Court?

Will The Ford help the The Fein and The Schu topple the nomination of The Kav?  And if so will former Wing Man to The Donald, The Tom, emerge as the next member of the Supreme Court.  The Tom nomination … Continue reading

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Tiger makes announcement after Tours Championship win

After winning the Tours Championship, Tiger Woody made a special  announcement to his wingman The Tom and Erica Herman, Lindsey Vonn, Joanna Vagoda, Tyra Banks, Devon James and Rachel Uchitel, “I’m Back” “Tiger, I got shotgun for this”, lusted The … Continue reading

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The Tom rebrands himself as Vintage

Always looking for an edge and bolster his sagging fortunes, The Tom has rebranded himself from old to vintage.  The Tom briefly considered Gently Used, but figured his hard living past might be exposed al a Judge/Coach K. “This could … Continue reading

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