Category Archives: Health and wellness

Coachella 2018

The Tom just gently reminds you that Coachella 2018 is still Indio, CA with blistering heat and punishing winds to punctuate your musical experience. The Tom highly recommends that all babes and beauties just but a new hot outfit and … Continue reading

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The Tom asks: ” What was in that 6’8″ missile sent to Syria?

An ever curious The Tom asked The Donald what was in that 6’8″ cruise missile with the Slimeball graffiti on the exterior thjat was launched into a Syria chemical weapons facility. ” Will he be back for the George Clintonopoulos … Continue reading

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Earthquake, The Tom Asks…

Another earthquake today in Southern California prompts The Tom to again ask the loaded question  “Did the earth move for you?” If the answer is Yes, we have a scientific definition of Fake News.

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Ashley and Abigail Graham Demo TA-TA Towels

Empowering How did civilization go for thousands of years without TA-TA Towels,  If Neanderthal women had these we would be so advanced by now. Get it, ladies! Ashley Graham and her sister, Abigail, modeled a sexy new viral accessory in … Continue reading

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The Tom pitches dramatic Stormy Daniels crossover TV event

The Tom has contacted Maury Povich’s and Jerry Springer’s people to greenlight a dramatic Stormy Daniels lie detector TV crossover event.  With the promise of recreation of her lie detector test in an even tighter t Shirt The Tom envisions … Continue reading

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The Tom chortles as Facebook drops $38 Billion in value in one day

While The Tom is a uniter not a divider, he has had  a long running feud with Facebook and its greedy genius Mark Zuckerberg.  So it was with some suppressed glee that The Tom saw Facebook drop $38 Billion and … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein presents #NotMeToo awards at Oscars

In an attempt to juice up sagging ratings, the Academy will insert a special feature into this year’s Oscar presentation.  Harvey Whinestein will present the prestigious #NotMeToo  awards.  Early speculation center on Whinestein, Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer, Kevin Spacey and … Continue reading

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The Tom tweets out a storm on Theroux’s treatment of Aniston

Highly credible reporting by TMZ uncovered that our Jennifer Aniston was trapped in Justin Theroux’s apartment that she hated in NYC.  This led to their most fortunate separation. Upon hearing this news The Tom immediately launched a Tweet storm worthy … Continue reading

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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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Dumb Truck

No, the Headline is not a typo where the magnificent The Hill reams The Tom a new one.  But rather it is from a commercial flooding the airways in the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of California that asks  “Is your truck … Continue reading

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