Category Archives: Health and wellness

Dr. Fauci uncorks yet another Wild Pitch

Dr. Fauci best known for the Wild Pitch he served up in the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals game has uncorked an avalanche of folksy comments as he savors his 15 minutes of fame.  His latest speculation to … Continue reading

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The Tom long known as Half Fast is now criticized for being Half Masked

The Tom is the Poster Boy for full masking.  Let no skin be left uncovered. “The Tom, this mask is foundational” chirped an All Caring Gov. Newsom.

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Calling Dr. Fauci, Code Blue

Dr., Is it too soon to draw any conclusions? asked a respectful The Tom. “The science has cleared Hundreds of Thousands of Protestors without social distancing or masks and lay the blame for the recent spike in COVID cases square … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian speaks on Kanye West’s mental health battle following his recent rants on Twitter — The intersection of passion and compassion.

Kim Kardashian serves up equal portions of compassion and skin in addressing Kayne west Bipolar rants.  “She is a real trooper” admired The Tom.  “Yes, The Tom, The Kanye is the gift that keeps on giving,  But I feel safe … Continue reading

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COVID-19: How did The Tom get it so right?

At what may be the half way mark in the Pandemic,  The Tom marvels at the the wisdom and timing of his decisions.  Like Governor Newsom and Mayor Garcetti, every decision was precise (not too soon or too late).   Lockdowns, … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Rocks A New Look With Red Hair — NEWSOSCOPE — The Tom is in Shock

  “How come I wasn’t in the loop on this” barked an exasperated The Tom.  This is so Kim.  This may rival SKIMS on the Richter scale. Kim Kardashian is looking red hot!On Sunday, the KKW Beauty mogul was spotted … Continue reading

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Cliff Hanger: Will The Tom Statue survive?

An angry mob has gathered in the world famous TomVille Square with rope and pick-up trucks and hell bent on toppling The Tom Statue. The chiseled  Tom statue is a 58 T-bird Convertible with replicas of The Tom and two  … Continue reading

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Lunch Bucket: “Oops, I did it again”

One of the enduring mysteries is how Lunch Bucket Joe keeps this image.  With his last 50 years in politics and lawyering before that, there isn’t much blue in his collar.  But of late his wife is packing him a … Continue reading

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We will re-open the economy not a minute too early or a minute too late. Say what? Guns v. Butter Edition

For two and a half months The Tom listened to the daily dulcet tones of L.A. Mayor  Eric Garcetti arguably the world’s smartest man as he assured us that all decisions on the Virus Lockdown are based on the science … Continue reading

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The Tom asks the tough questions on Protests

With Ten of Thousands protesting in the streets, The Tom asks the question that the media even with wall to wall coverage seems to avoid Where do all these people go to the bathroom?

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