Category Archives: Health and wellness

The Tom schools The Tom Cruise in stunts for the elderly

The Tom Cruise is known for demanding that he do his own movie stunts.  With another Mission Impossible hitting theatres and talk of his broken ankle subsiding, The Tom Cruise  at age 56 has contacted The Tom for a new … Continue reading

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Drat. It is back to the old grind

With The Donald signing an Executive Order satisfying those who believe that a family incarcerated together stays together,The Tom wilt be going back to his previous gig of stealing old ladies Social Security and Medicare and pushing them in their … Continue reading

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Washed Up actor Robert Dinero defends Canada by hurling F-Bombs at The Donald

First Dinero ever losing his grip banned the Donald from his restaurants (a welcoming gesture).  Then in a surprise attack from the cover of Canadian forces continued his F-Bomb assault started at the Tony’son the Donald from Canada. The Tom … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Vs. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Which KarJenner Mom Wore The Sexiest Crop Top?

Since The Tom was only aware of the famous KardaASShian back side, he anxiously awaits this vote Kylie Jenner, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian are three of the hottest moms around, but which one of these sexy sisters can pull off … Continue reading

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The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like … Continue reading

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1st Daughter TommySue creates a stir

1st Daughter TommySue, a 5th year senior at the Stormy Daniels School of Drama, has created quite a stir recently.  TommySue is majoring in Reality TV with a minor in extortion. We all know that a long-suffering TommySue went under … Continue reading

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Coachella 2018

The Tom just gently reminds you that Coachella 2018 is still Indio, CA with blistering heat and punishing winds to punctuate your musical experience. The Tom highly recommends that all babes and beauties just but a new hot outfit and … Continue reading

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The Tom asks: ” What was in that 6’8″ missile sent to Syria?

An ever curious The Tom asked The Donald what was in that 6’8″ cruise missile with the Slimeball graffiti on the exterior thjat was launched into a Syria chemical weapons facility. ” Will he be back for the George Clintonopoulos … Continue reading

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Earthquake, The Tom Asks…

Another earthquake today in Southern California prompts The Tom to again ask the loaded question  “Did the earth move for you?” If the answer is Yes, we have a scientific definition of Fake News.

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Ashley and Abigail Graham Demo TA-TA Towels

Empowering How did civilization go for thousands of years without TA-TA Towels,  If Neanderthal women had these we would be so advanced by now. Get it, ladies! Ashley Graham and her sister, Abigail, modeled a sexy new viral accessory in … Continue reading

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