Monthly Archives: December 2016

With Kudos to Bobby Riggs, Tom issues a challenge to Ronda Rousey

Posted on December 31, 2016 by tom

An aging Tom has emerged from the shadows after UCF 207 to challenge Ronda Rousey to meet him in the Octagon for a no holds bared match. This will be an opportunity for Rousey to rekindle her career.  And lets face … Continue reading →

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Tom leaks results of Kylie Jenner butt photoshopping investigation and they are shocking

Posted on December 30, 2016 by tom

Operatives within Tom’s camp have leaked the results of Tom’s exclusive investigation of the photoshopping of Kylie Jenner’s butt and related matters. First the good news, using Tom’s proprietary testing methods, Tom has determined that Kylie Jenner’s breast enhancements meet … Continue reading →

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Tom launches a no holds barred investigation of rumors of Kylie Jenner breast enhancements and butt photoshopping

Posted on December 29, 2016 by tom

With the Internet running wild with vicious rumors that Kylie Jenner’s butt has been photoshopped and long running rumors of incredibly beautiful breasts enhancements, Tom has launched the afore-mentioned investigation  and to examine the evidence in a gentle and meticulous manner. If … Continue reading →

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Still the Number 1 source for Fake News

Posted on December 18, 2016 by tom

It was with great pride that Tom announced at his news conference that he is still the undisputed leader in Fake News.  As Zuckerberg and other money grubbers disavow Fake News and reap the profits, Tom maintains his Fake news … Continue reading →

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Happy Holidays from your Friends (and enemies) in TomVille

Posted on December 15, 2016 by tom

Some from TomVille that are wishing you the best for the Holiday season include the following:  Barack O’TomA, Mitt Tomney, Hillary Rodman Clinton, The Donald, Vlad “The Bad” Putin, The Tom, Col. Moammar Gadhafi, Kim Jong Eun, Fidel Castro, George … Continue reading →

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Major Transition Team problem identified by ABC

Posted on December 11, 2016 by tom

George Clintonopoulos on on  ABC’s This Week exposed a major problem for the Trump Transition.  He opined that Trump was running out of Generals, Admirals and Goldman Sachs employees to appoint.  There are only 498 Generals and 160 Admirals on … Continue reading →

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Tom urges The Donald to take a fresh look at Hillary for Secretary of State

Posted on December 10, 2016 by tom

Tom rushed to the Trump tower to help smooth the waters regarding the Secretary of State position.  With Rudy Giuliani dropping out of the race, running out of Generals to appoint  and a Mitt Tomney who may be even too … Continue reading →

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The Tom begs The Donald to fire The Arnold

Posted on December 9, 2016 by tom

After profusely lauding The Donald for his wisdom in retaining Executive Producer credits for Celebrity, Tom begged The Donald to fire Arnold Schwarzenegger as the new host of the Celebrity Apprentice. The Arnold is a mush mouth opined The tom.  … Continue reading →

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The Tom rushed to buck up The Donald after meeting with DiCrapio

Posted on December 8, 2016 by tom

The Tom was expecting to enjoy some political pillow talk with Kellyanne Conway when she immediately dispatched The Tom to Trump Tower to steady a wobbling The Donald after his meeting with famed Climate Scientist and High School Dropout Leonardo … Continue reading →

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Tom wishes Kanye a speedy recovery

Posted on December 5, 2016 by tom

Tom is ecstatic that Kayne East has been released from the hospital for a lack of sleep. Tom said we need Kayne for his catchy tunes, boss sneakers and TMZ file footage. Tom was joined in the heart felt wish … Continue reading →

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