Monthly Archives: August 2014

NBC News is in shock as star Investigative Reporter quits

Posted on August 29, 2014 by tom

Grossly underpaid at $600,000 per year, star Investigative Reporter Chelsea Clinton quit her job with NBC News.  NBC News executives were in total shock and unable to comment. The people know that Chelsea’s reporting on “Rock Center with Brian Williams” … Continue reading →

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2, 4, 6, 8, We want a Caliphate

Posted on August 28, 2014 by tom

Despite Tom’s brutally repressive regime, the good citizens of TomVille are demonstrating for a Caliphate to restore order. Our children are out of control lamented the crowd.  We can’t control how they dress. We long for public executions, stonings, amputations and … Continue reading →

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Throwing caution to the wind, Tom orders Burger King’s new Inversion Burger

Posted on August 27, 2014 by tom

Facing withering criticism from Barack O’TomA for aiding corporate deserters and being economically unpatriotic, Tom walked in to his local Burger King and ordered an inversion burger with a side of Tim Horton’s coffee and donuts to celebrate the King’ … Continue reading →

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A courageous and lonely Tom comes to the defense of Sofia Vergara’s Emmy bit

Posted on August 26, 2014 by tom

With withering criticism coming from Vergara Haters like Katie Couric (did she have a Talk show? News show?), a courageous and principled Tom has stepped up to defend Sofia Vergara’s rotations at this year’s Emmys. Tom said that he “admires … Continue reading →

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Nicki Minaj and Tom experience wardrobe malfunctions at VMAs

Posted on August 25, 2014 by tom

After the VMAs Nicki Minaj and Tom were heard to say “Don’t you just hate it when you have a wardrobe malfunction.  You have to answer so many questions from the Entertainment Press”. Nicki handled her malfunction with ease and … Continue reading →

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Kim Tom-un destroys John Kerry with comments

Posted on August 20, 2014 by tom

Dear North Korea Leader and style icon Kim Tom-un blasted Secretary of State John Kerry calling him a “wolf with a hideous lantern jaw”. John Kerry was heard to say that he had been called worse namely a windsurfer.  He … Continue reading →

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Tom issues Ice Bucket Challenge to Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden, Ines Cudna and Chloe Vevrier

Posted on August 18, 2014 by tom

Tom survived his Ice bucket Challenge when one of TomVille’s lovelies poured a bourbon on the rocks over his head at the TomVille Tavern. Then in a most charitable moment, Tom issued the Ice Bucket Challenge to Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney … Continue reading →

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Tom awaits an important message

Posted on August 16, 2014 by tom

Blog activity has come to a grinding halt as Tom awaits an important message.  And it is not from Courtney Stodden, Tara Reid or Lindsay Lohan.     Tune in to Entertainment  TomVille (ET) for more details

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Tom eyes Courtney Stodden’s acting chops

Posted on August 12, 2014 by tom

TomVille Studio Executive Tom has discovered the acting chops of Courtney Stodden.  Demonstrating her skills since the tender age of 16, Courtney impresses in her star turns in Celebrity Big Brother and Love Addict,  Courtney has moved from the D … Continue reading →

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Tom offers deep discounts on Iraq vacation packages

Posted on August 10, 2014 by tom

Who hasn’t dreamed of a romantic riverboat cruise down the Tigris and Euphrates rivers.  Then, you will meet up for an air-conditioned motorcoach ride to enjoy the sights and sounds of Erbil, Baghdad, Fallujah, Mosul, Najaf, Kirkuk, Ramadi and Saddam’s hometown of … Continue reading →

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