Monthly Archives: September 2017

Carrying on the Hugh Hefner Tradition

Upon hearing that feminist icon Hugh Hefner passed away at age 91, Tom Tweeting from the cramped Playboy Condo in Hellflower, CA declared that he is ready, willing and able to inherit the Hefner mantle. Advertisements

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With KardAsshian Clan catching pregnancy bug, Tom fears…

With Kylie Jenner and Khloe KardAsshian announcing the there is a bun in their ovens and Kim KardAsshian’s bun in an unknown oven, Tom has started to panic. The fear is that TV Executives are planning a /special back-to-back editions … Continue reading

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Free Speech and Take a Knee announcements

We are all for Free Speech even though everybody’s definition is slightly different.  In the wake of NFL players protesting during the singing of the National Anthem, The Tom has uncovered some other “Take a Knee” protests. Employees of the … Continue reading

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Tom takes a knee

Out of due respect for the passing of the truth, Tom takes a knee.  It doesn’t appear that any statement is being challenged.  It makes one nostalgic for the silence of Colin Kaepernick

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Who let Hillary loose?

Who is responsible for letting an angry Hillary Rodman Clinton loose?  Do we need her special insights like that she is open to a redo of the 2016 election and that Trump is worse than she thought. Do we still … Continue reading

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Once a Community Organizer always a Community Organizer

Barack O’TomA won the Presidency based on the miracles he performed as a Community Organizer on Chicago’s South side. Now Barack has shifted his focus slightly and is a Community Organizer from his perch in his mansion in D.C for  … Continue reading

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“What Happened?” – Has there ever been a bigger whiner?

As Hillary Rodman Clinton starts her Whine Tour, one must ask if there has ever been a losing Presidential Candidate who has whined so long and so hard. Little whining was heard from Mitt Tomney, John McCain, George H. W. … Continue reading

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Tom launches a premptive strike to keep from getting thrown under the bus

With Hillary Rodman Clinton throwing everybody from her campaign except herself under the bus and The Donald throwing Republicans chosen by Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi under the bus, The Tom is getting nervous that God forbid he might get … Continue reading

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The Tom jumps on the Democrat bandwagon

In a surprise move The Tom joined The Donald is becoming a Democrat after signing the Democrat budget deal.  The Tom said “I loved kissing Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi’ rings.  And there is absolutely no media criticism on this … Continue reading

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