Monthly Archives: December 2012

Kardashian and West and Baby makes 3

Posted on December 31, 2012 by tom

I was so overwhelmed by the news that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting a baby that I totally lost my obsession with Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton. After a made for TV wedding what more does … Continue reading →

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Commissioner Goodell clears Clinton, but benched on CD by O’TomA

Posted on December 30, 2012 by tom

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has cleared Hillary Clinton to play this Sunday after suffering a concussion in a brutal dust-up at the State Department. However, we have not even seen Hillary holding the clip board on the sidelines as she … Continue reading →

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Tom’s Computer back in Shop so the World can have a Merry Christmas

Posted on December 23, 2012 by tom

Staples installed some bogus Windows operating system and Tom is being rewarded with a system restore.  Did I  mention Staples doesn’t stand behind their mistakes if more than 90 days have passed?  They have their own Statute of Limitations. The … Continue reading →

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Biden vs. Pistols and Pumps… Tom declares “Game Over”

Posted on December 21, 2012 by tom

Even though the Obama Administration appointed their sexiest and middle class wannabe Joe Biden to head up the “End Guns As We know It” campaign, there could be some fierce competition..  Biden of course is bolstered by the liberal entertainment … Continue reading →

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A senseless Tom opines on senseless violence

Posted on December 19, 2012 by tom

Now that every possible talking head and two-bit politician has thrown down the gun violence gauntlet and Joe Biden has been tasked with solving the problem, Tom is stepping up with his politically incorrect opinions. Everybody agrees that Newtown was … Continue reading →

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Separated at Birth – Dr. Strangelove and Kim Jung Tom

Posted on December 13, 2012 by tom

With the successful launch of a North Korean Ballistic Missile to launch a satellite, Dear Leader and cosmetology Icon and re-inventor of the high top fade Kim Jong Eun has given rise to speculation that he and Dr. Strangelove were separated at birth. … Continue reading →

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Tom blows the lid off Bieber Murder/Castration plot

Posted on December 13, 2012 by tom

After extensive investigation, today Tom blew the lid off the plot to Murder and/or Castrate (who knew he had balls) fading Mega Star Justin Bieber. Readers may remember that Bieber hasn’t had much publicity since trying to escape paparazzi in a … Continue reading →

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Tom is Going Veral, No that is Going Viral you idiot

Posted on December 11, 2012 by tom

In a morning Press conference, Tom announced that he was “Going Veral” with images of strength, vigour and energy dancing in he head.  The first question from the Press was to put it politely “You are Going Viral you idiot.”  … Continue reading →

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On the verge of writer’s block, Tom discovers Paul Krugman

Posted on December 9, 2012 by tom

The Blog is dedicated to the premise that there are greater fools even than tom.  However recently, the cast of reliable fools: Obama, Lohan, Gibson, Clintons, Morsi, Murbarak, Gadaffi, Holland, and  Chavaz have been so low key (for them) that Tom figured … Continue reading →

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Mel Gibson reaching out to help Lindsay Lohan. Can Tom be far behind?

Posted on December 5, 2012 by tom

The world took on a warm glow today as Mel Gibson said “I may reach out to her (Lohan) again.”  This is after Charlie Sheen tried to get a little er help her and failed. With the IRS in control … Continue reading →

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