Monthly Archives: March 2019

The Tom declares himself an Influencer

Posted on March 16, 2019 by tom

In a master marketing stroke, The Tom announced that he is now an Influencer and that the bidding starts at $1 Million. If you wish to reach non-beautiful people who don’t smell that great, The Tom is the Influencer of … Continue reading →

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Lakers agree to partial shutdown of King LaTom James

Posted on March 8, 2019 by tom

With Tragic Johnson of the LA Lakers desperate to draw attention away from the $154 Million 4 year contract with the King, the Lakers agreed to limit his minutes to about half time.  This enables LaTom to draw his outrageous … Continue reading →

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The Tom reaches out to Progressives for Criminal Justice Reform

Posted on March 8, 2019 by tom

The Tom was unnerved by the shocking case of Pau Manafort and reached out to Progressives dedicated to criminal Justice Reform. As you know he Mueller recommended 29 years in jail for Manafort for the non-violent crime of taking money … Continue reading →

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The Tom welcomes Kylie Jenner as the youngest member of Billionaires Club

Posted on March 6, 2019 by tom

The Tom rushed to congratulate Kylie as the newest and youngest member of the Billionaire Club. After a hard day at the office, Kylie enjoys some well deserved relaxation. The Tom is anxious to reach out to Kylie for consulting … Continue reading →

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