Monthly Archives: February 2012

Tom was cutting a rug when DWTS cut the rug out from under him

Posted on February 28, 2012 by tom

In one of the most shocking snubs in Dancing With The Stars (DWTS) history, Tom was aced out for this seasons cast by Urkel (Jaleel White). After practicing and perfecting his Frug and Lindy Hop steps, Tom could only speculate … Continue reading →

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Tom cheated at the Oscars sets his sights on Razzies

Posted on February 27, 2012 by tom

Tom along with BFFs George Clooney and Brad Pitt were shut out at the Oscar ceremony. For Tom a long time Susan Lucci of the Oscars, it was stiff upper lip time. But how will George and Brad adjust? Tom … Continue reading →

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Tom releases results of the Rick Satanorum-Jim Tressel Sweater Vest investigation

Posted on February 26, 2012 by tom

Just prior to the Sunday Political talk shows, Tom stole their thunder with the results of his exhaustive 9 month investigation of the Rick Satanorum – Jim Tressel Sweater Vest controversy raging thru TomVille. Fashionistas know Jim Tressel the former … Continue reading →

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Tom bellows “Just write a check and shut up” in a rebuke to Warren Buffettable

Posted on February 22, 2012 by tom

Channelling his inner Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey, Tom told the beloved Billionaire Warren Buffettable to just write a check and shut up after hearing for the umpteenth time that he pays less taxes than his Secretary. Why in … Continue reading →

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White House Vegetable Gardener enjoys 16th vacation in 3 years

Posted on February 22, 2012 by tom

White House vegetable Gardener Michelle O’TomA is enjoying a ski vacation in Aspen marking the 16th vacation in 3 years. O’TomA says that the pressure of the vegetable garden tending it in hot humid summers and bitter cold winters is … Continue reading →

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Barack O’TomA crushes Tom after Fisker Karma subsidy critique

Posted on February 20, 2012 by tom

Tom was wondering aloud why the average TomVille resident who drives a 1996 Silverado pick-up should help subsidize a $7,500 tax credit for Millionaires and Billionaires to purchase a $116,000 Fisker Karma plug-in hybrid. Also he wondered if TomVille residents … Continue reading →

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Barack O’TomA calls for Tom to step down

Posted on February 18, 2012 by tom

Today, the post partisan leader Barack O’TomA called on Tom to step down. O’TomA cited Tom’s assaults in South TomVille against Newtron Tom, Mitt Tomney, Ron Paul Tom and Rick Sanitarium and his failure to attend five (5) $38,800 fund-raising … Continue reading →

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TomVille Fashion Week…Tongues are waging

Posted on February 16, 2012 by tom

Could TomVille Fashion Week be anymore of a rousing success? Fashion observers who enjoy looking a bony emaciated models who look fresh out of WWII concentration camps wearing bizarre clothes are in 7th Heaven with this year’s Fashion Week. The … Continue reading →

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Zynga post loss in 1st Quarter after IPO on shaky TomVille results

Posted on February 14, 2012 by tom

In the first indication that FarmVille might be more popular than TomVille, Zynga posted a loss in their 1st Quarter as a public company. Even though the IPO served its purpose which was to make millionaires and billionaires out of … Continue reading →

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Tom Tweets tribute to Whitney Houston

Posted on February 12, 2012 by tom

TomVille Tonight is reporting Tom’s Tweet on the passing of Whitney Houston, ” I never knew Whitney, but it is a tragedy that such a talent was lost .” Song Bird and TomVille Darling TommySue looks forward to singing her … Continue reading →

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