Monthly Archives: November 2011

Tom urges Occupy Encampers (OWS) to burnish their resume with arrests and convictions

Speaking just minutes before the police rolled in to clean out the Occupy Encampment, Tom mounted the Podium and in an impassioned speach urged the happy cmpers to add civil disobediaence arrests and convictions to burnish their resumes. As a … Continue reading

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Tom demands recount of Bing’s most serched celebrety list for 2011

With moral indignation rising to new heights, Tom has challenged the Bing List of Most Searched celebrities for 2011 (did we lose December?). The list in order are 1) Justin Bieber(fueled by ugly speculation by Tom), 2) Kim Kardashian, 3) … Continue reading

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Passing the hat to pay for Michael Jackson’s $ 1.8 Million funeral

At the sentencing hearing for Dr. Conrad Murray today, the prosecution asked for amongst other things a $1.8 million for Michael Jackson’s funeral expenses. Evidently giving Jackson the bin Laden funeral was not considered. Dr. Conrad Murray’s lawyers said that … Continue reading

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Tom breaks into Drum solo at OWS encampment and announces new franchise opportunities

All right thinking media reporters, politicians and Americans agree with the Occupy Wall Street (OWS) encampers and public union protesters that rewards should be inversely proportional to effort, accomplishments and benefit to society. However there are a number of observers … Continue reading

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Badgers, Packers Football 11/24-26

The Green Bay Packers led off with a turkey on Thanksgiving. Trying a novel approach to get to 11-0, they decided to only play one half on the way to a 27-15 victory over the Detroit Lions. BREAKING NEWS !!!, … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS!!!, BREAKING NEWS !!!

In BREAKING NEWS, today it was revealed that TomVille Tonight has scored an exclusive from unnamed sources that have revealed exclusively to reporter and anchor Tom TomSon that Kim Kardashian still has a big Booty. Stay tuned for further details … Continue reading

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Black Friday: Should I Occupy Wall Street or Best Buy?

Black Friday, I have so many choices and I am so conflicted. What should I do? Should I join an Occupy Wall Street encampment? Where are their Leaders and Communication specialists to advise me. I love the bohemian atmosphere of … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving

Wishing the best Thanksgiving to you and yours. May the Official State Bird of TomVille, the Turkey, soar to its greatest heights and grace your Thanksgiving table. May you day not be interrupted with inane blogs from Tom For CUSTOMER … Continue reading

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Jon Corzine channels Houdini at MF Global

Former Goldman-Sachs Ex and infamous liberal Senator from New Jersey and former New Jersey GovernorJon Corzine channeled Houdini and may have doubled the disappearance of client funds from $600 Million to $1.2 Billion. This is an unbelievable magic act. However, … Continue reading

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Bank of TomVille responds to OWS protesters’ concerns

Speaking from a secure federal location, Bank of TomVille Chairman, Chief Executive Officer (CEO), Chief Operating Officer (COO), and President Bernie TomOff addressed the concerns of Occupy Wall Street (OWS) protesters and the fine American people. He promised that he … Continue reading

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