Monthly Archives: May 2021

And the IDGAF race heats up

Posted on May 30, 2021 by tom

The body sharing race heats up. The Tom saves you time time by researching the items pictured from the ever evolving race.. Today The Tom asks “Is it Kim K., or is it Avril, or is it former Adult actress, … Continue reading →

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Remembering: The Tom and the Deplorables

Posted on May 28, 2021 by tom

After Hillary Rodman Clinton lashed out on a huge swath of People of Color (whites), The Tom formed the well known Rock group, The Tom and the Deplorables. But sadly the group petered out in 2020, A new group formed … Continue reading →

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Kim K hears the footsteps

Posted on May 28, 2021 by tom

Out of nowhere singer Avril Lavigne stepped up her game and boldly challenged Kim Kardashian in an area Kim K. has previously owned. Odds are Kim will be posting new relevant photos soon. Avril Lavigne sparks boob job rumors as … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian Felt Like “A Failure” After Failing Her First Law Exam — Beauty Empire

Posted on May 26, 2021 by tom

Kim first revealed that she had ambitions of being a lawyer in the April 2019 cover of Vogue, saying, “I just felt like I wanted to be able to fight for people who have paid their dues to society. I … Continue reading →

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King LeTom James asks “Am I vaccinated?”

Posted on May 25, 2021 by tom

After following from behind and failing to answer directly about being vaccinated, The King LeTom James played the vaccination card to get out of a NBA penalty for breaking protocol as he was out hyping his Tequila. The tom is … Continue reading →

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The Tom schools Prince Harry

Posted on May 22, 2021 by tom

After two interviews with Oprah, Prince Harris is lerning the subtle skill of throwing people under the bus. In the first interview, Prince Harry demonstrated hiss skills by calling out racists without naming names. This one resulted in throwing the … Continue reading →

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Who knew?

Posted on May 18, 2021 by tom
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Who knew?

Posted on May 18, 2021 by tom

What was raging beyond a lovable nerd on a quest for $130 Billion.

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CA Gov. Grusom “I got an idea”

Posted on May 16, 2021 by tom

California Governor Gavin Grusome is traveling up and down the state telling everybody what they will get out of the state budget surplus. Thanks to a roaring stock market bringing in record taxes and money from the Feds for state … Continue reading →

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The Tom takes Royal Notice

Posted on May 15, 2021 by tom

After a mourning period, The Tom takes Royal Notice that Queen Elizabeth is a Babe and is back on the singles market. The vast wealth in cash, securities, jewels, land and cars only adds to her attraction, The Tom Texted … Continue reading →

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