Monthly Archives: February 2020

The Tom battens down the hatches of TomVille

Posted on February 29, 2020 by tom

Despite no known virus wanting to live in TomVille, The Tom has battened down the hatches to prevent any coronavirus infections.  All viruses wanting to invade TomVille are being referred to Chairman Schiff and Doctors Schumer and Pelosi..

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Presenting Anastasiya Berthier – From Russia with Love

Posted on February 26, 2020 by tom

The Tom introduces Anastasiya Berthier from Russia With Love to an adoring TomVille crowd.   There is no Russian Hoax here. There is no Fake News here.  The FDA has declared her generally recognized as safe although she may be … Continue reading →

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I like Mike’s money — Debate Academy Edition

Posted on February 22, 2020 by tom

The Tom has approached Mike Blumberg with a golden idea of franchising a nationwide chain of Debate Academies to train politians and future debaters. In the concept, Mike will how to transition from a wooden figure in commercials into a … Continue reading →

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I like Mike’s money — Farming Edition

Posted on February 17, 2020 by tom

What is happening to Mike Blumberg?  Does the diminutive one have substance beyond his money? A clip from his 2016 Oxford appearance has him saying  he could “teach anyone to be a farmer because farming needs ‘less gray matter’ than … Continue reading →

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I like Mike’s Money — Diminutive Edition

Posted on February 16, 2020 by tom

Despite his powerful image created by his Advertising Department, Mike Blumberg demonstrates that he is not of a Diminutive intellect as he considers Hillary Rodman Clinton on his ticket as Vice President.  What more could he need from Clinton as … Continue reading →

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I like Mike’s money and Tom Steyer too — Piles of Cash Edition

Posted on February 15, 2020 by tom

With Michael Blumberg and Tom Steyer already spending over a half $Billion on advertising, the fallout has been good for The Tom. However even Barack O’TomA is tiring of hearing his campaign cadence with the raised voice and emphasis on … Continue reading →

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Presenting the Oscar for Best Picture 2019 is Miss Jane Fonda

Posted on February 10, 2020 by tom

The Tom asks, “Was she rehabilitated or was she just before her time?”

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Parasite wins Oscar and gets biggest cheer

Posted on February 10, 2020 by tom

When Parasite won the Oscar for best picture of 2019 it received a thunderous ovation.  Tell us why Tom. The Tom said the cheer for Parasite was obvious.  The audience guessed correctly that the Paradise team wouldn’t be mouthing Talking … Continue reading →

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I like Mike — People over Profits Edition

Posted on February 9, 2020 by tom

Despite The Tom being a Profit over People kind of guy, he is drawn to Mike Blumberg. Hell with a net worth North of $60 Billion, Mayor Mike may have favored profits along the way.

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Will Nancy Pelosi Step Down as Speaker of the House?

Posted on February 7, 2020 by tom

The Tom is predicting that Nancy Pelosi will resign as Speaker of the House to take the position as Shredder of the House. This clears the way for Chairman Schiff to assume command in his mind.

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