Monthly Archives: November 2019

The Tom eyes PR contract for rebranding of Climate Change

Posted on November 30, 2019 by tom

The Tom started salivating when he heard that there is a move to rebrand Climate Change with a more powerful slogan such as Climate Collapse. “Bring it on.  PR billings start at $900/hour.” thundered The Ton

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We are Thankful for Chairman Schiff

Posted on November 28, 2019 by tom

Tis the day to thank Chairman Adam Schiff(less) for demonstrating  strong leadership preserving our legacy during this manufactured crisis. To the coup and consolidation of power, we can only say well done. Endorsed by:  Hosni, Fidel, Hugo, Edi, Vlad “The … Continue reading →

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Happy Thanksgiving from TomVille

Posted on November 27, 2019 by tom

Happy Thanksgiving from all your TomVille favorites including but not limited to the following:  Barack O’TomA, Lunch Bucket Joe, Kim Tom Eun, Farmer Michele, Hillary Rodman Clinton, The Tom Jr., Vlad “The Bad” Putin, TommySue, KardASShians, Lindsay D.D. Lohan, Kylie … Continue reading →

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I am Greta Thunberg and you hve just been scolded

Posted on November 24, 2019 by tom

Sixteen year old Swede Greta Thunberg has been scolding people worldwide with her Climate Change accusations.  Consider yourself scolded. After her most recent scolding, The Tom approached her for a PR contract as her guild trip has the money flowing.

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Chairman Schiff sends invitations to Pity Party

Posted on November 24, 2019 by tom

The Tom  has learned from anonymous sources that People’s Republic Chairman Adam Schiff has sent out invitations to his massive Pity Party also known as Impeachment Investigations.  If you have experienced any of the following slights expect an invitation in … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian Said She ‘Cried the Whole Way Home’ After Seeing Memes About Her 2013 Met Gala Gown — PEOPLE.com — The Tom devastated

Posted on November 22, 2019 by tom

Even a hard boiled operative like The Tom was devastated when he heard that Kim KardASShian cried all the way home from criticism of her 2013 Met Gala gown. But Kardashian West says two very important people loved her floral-print … Continue reading →

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Adam Schiff makes a major Climate Change announcement

Posted on November 21, 2019 by tom

Adam Schiff(less) House Intelligence Committee (talk about a oxymoron) made a major Global Climate Change announcement. Schiff bellowed “It is Impeachment Weather”.  

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Rihanna Picked Normani To Be Savage x Fenty’s First-Ever Brand Ambassador

Posted on November 21, 2019 by tom

The Tom salutes this humble Brand Ambassador as he starts to understand the Brand Ambassador concept. A match made in heaven. via Rihanna Picked Normani To Be Savage x Fenty’s First-Ever Brand Ambassador

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Kim Kardashian Is Launching SKIMS Body Tape After Years of Using Duct Tape to Lift Her Boobs — PEOPLE.com — The Tom reacts

Posted on November 12, 2019 by tom

Kim steps up her game and it is amazing reports The Tom who is anxious to see Kylie Jenner model the products. Lets go to the tape (SKIMS that is). “It sure beats taping ankles at football games’ opined The … Continue reading →

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The “Show Doctor” Tom solved Life of Kylie ratings problem

Posted on November 9, 2019 by tom

Quickly analyzing the Life of Kylie ratings situation, The Tom had an Aha moment.    The Tom noted that there are only two things that Americans appreciate more than a whiff of Government Sanctioned Cannabis. If The Tom can weave … Continue reading →

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