Category Archives: Organizations

Homeless and Vagrant traffic has been less than Starbucks desired

Local Starbucks Managers report that Homeless and Vagrant traffic has been running below expectations.  Fewer Homeless are taking meetings at their local Starbucks or freshening up in the  restroom. Or perhaps the Homeless would rather take their business to an … Continue reading

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Washed Up actor Robert Dinero defends Canada by hurling F-Bombs at The Donald

First Dinero ever losing his grip banned the Donald from his restaurants (a welcoming gesture).  Then in a surprise attack from the cover of Canadian forces continued his F-Bomb assault started at the Tony’son the Donald from Canada. The Tom … Continue reading

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Did Colin Kaepernick get a Gentleman’s C in Constitutional Law?

Evidently the Constitutional Law program at  the University of Nevada at Reno was not that strong.

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Boycott of “Truth According To Tom” is a success

The Tom has announced that the Boycotts of “The Truth According To Tom” by our greatest heroes such as The Rev. Al SharpTom and David “lunch room pal” Hogg have been completely and totally successful.  Readership of this Blog have … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Vs. Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Which KarJenner Mom Wore The Sexiest Crop Top?

Since The Tom was only aware of the famous KardaASShian back side, he anxiously awaits this vote Kylie Jenner, Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian are three of the hottest moms around, but which one of these sexy sisters can pull off … Continue reading

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” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe” “I say historic and you say unprecedented I say O’TomA and you say The Tom”

The Tom has finally proven that there is no such thing as Media bias.  For example when our beloved Barack O’TomA was President, everything that he did no matter how minor was characterized as “Historic”.  Everything that The Donald does … Continue reading

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The Tom recommended that The Donald delay the summit with The Kim over a style issue

Various media outlets are reporting that The Tom made the recommendation to delay the Nuclear Summit with Kim Jong Tom over a critical style issue.  It seems that the young Korean Dictator has moved ahead in the critical coiffed hair … Continue reading

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The Tom upstages the Royal Wedding as the Queen makes a suprise announcement

Incredibly The Tom upstaged all the Royal Wedding hype when The Queen of Hearts Juice Newton Announced that The Duke, Duke ,Duke of Earl torch has been passed from Gene  Chandler to The Tom. Some cynics are saying that The … Continue reading

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The Tom makes the comprehensive case for Illegal Immigration

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The Tom convinces The Thomas Markle to have heart surgery

After a ton of fast talking, The Tom convinced The Thomas to use the old heart surgery excuse to skip the Royal Wedding and hang our with the paparazzi.  In turn, The Tom pledged to handle any miscellaneous duties like … Continue reading

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