Category Archives: Organizations

Adam Schiff makes a major Climate Change announcement

Adam Schiff(less) House Intelligence Committee (talk about a oxymoron) made a major Global Climate Change announcement. Schiff bellowed “It is Impeachment Weather”.  

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Kim Kardashian Is Launching SKIMS Body Tape After Years of Using Duct Tape to Lift Her Boobs — PEOPLE.com — The Tom reacts

Kim steps up her game and it is amazing reports The Tom who is anxious to see Kylie Jenner model the products. Lets go to the tape (SKIMS that is). “It sure beats taping ankles at football games’ opined The … Continue reading

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The “Show Doctor” Tom solved Life of Kylie ratings problem

Quickly analyzing the Life of Kylie ratings situation, The Tom had an Aha moment.    The Tom noted that there are only two things that Americans appreciate more than a whiff of Government Sanctioned Cannabis. If The Tom can weave … Continue reading

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Life of Kylie calls in the Show Doctor, The Tom

Facing low ratings and a cancellation threat, Billionaire Kylie Jenner has called up on Show Doctor, The Tom. “Let’s take it from here. The glasses will bring in the intellectual crowd.”  said The Tom noted for his out of the … Continue reading

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Kourtney Kardashian, 40, Slays In Low-Cut Leather Dress For Girls’ Night Out — Pic — Hollywood Life

The Tom wonders if Kourtney KardASShian is bring new meaning to “Girl’s Night Out”. It was a mom’s night out for Kourtney Kardashian on Nov. 2! The reality star hit the town looking beyond incredible in a black leather dress. via … Continue reading

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The Tom explains Rep. Katie Hill’s sudden resignation from Congress

Since Representative Katie Hill has denied violating House rules with her relationship with a staffer, most were shocked by her sudden resignation as the Ethics Committee had not even met yet. Only The tom knows that the real reason for … Continue reading

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The Tom called upon to identify Rep. Katie Hill’s tattoo

Adam Schiff(less) has been called upon to release his secret Impeachment Chamber for the House Ethics Committee investigating juicy charges against Rep. Katie Hill D-CA. The Tom is scheduled to be the lead forensic witness to validate her Nazi era … Continue reading

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In a twist, Clinton accuses herself of being groomed as a Russian Asset

In her eagerness to declare that Tuli Gabbard (D-Hawaii) is being groomed as a Russian Asset, Hillary Rodman Clinton declared herself a Russian Asset ready to launch a 3rd party challenge.  The only thing she is missing is Gabbard’s stint … Continue reading

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Chairman Schiff appoints LaTom James as China Policy Advisor

From deep in the secret testimony room in the Capitol basement, Democrat People’s Republic of the former USA Chairman Adam Schiff(less) has appointed King LaTom James as his new China Policy Advisor. The wisdom is evident in the following statement … Continue reading

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