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Kylie Jenner Wore No Makeup Only Moisturizer On a Magazine Cover — Blogs Today – Lifestyle, Product Reviews

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The Tom takes a meeting with The Omarosa

The Tom has intercepted a dog whistle from his old mentor Vlad has set up a meeting with the Omarosa in the Celebrity apprentice Board Room.  The Tom will be taping the Omarosa who is taping The Tom all of … Continue reading

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The Tom pleads, “We need to get Omarosa a new Reality show”

In a hastily called meeting in the TomVille Situation Room, The Tom outlined the urgent need to get The Omarosa Manigault Newman a new Reality show to get her off the Media circus. All the attendees agreed that CNN was … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan raps on about #MeToo

In an August 4,2018 interview with the The Times, Lindsay  Lohan says despite her best efforts and magnificent sculpting of her 32Ds she has not experienced sexual harassment. Will The Tom school The Lindsay so she will recognize it in … Continue reading

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The Tom is a slam dunk after auditions

After auditioning for a c0-Host job on man-centric shows “The View”, “The Talk” and “The Real”, The Tom confidently awaits a call back. The Tom has hinted that he supports Rainmaker Les Moonves.

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The Tom levels a blast at Fakebook

Is it just The tom or is Fakebook the new word for hypocrisy?  Mark “Big Money” Zuckerberg and Sheryl “Lean In” Sandberg revealed that they have backed off the money table to announce that they have “found” fake accounts that … Continue reading

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The Tom offers pro bono camera services to new Lindsay Lohan Reality Show

No sooner than MTV announced the highly anticipated Lindsay Lohan Reality TV series, Lohan Beach Club,  than The Tom offered his services as camera man.  The Tom is known for his mastery of the super closeup. What could be more … Continue reading

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The Tom schools The Tom Cruise in stunts for the elderly

The Tom Cruise is known for demanding that he do his own movie stunts.  With another Mission Impossible hitting theatres and talk of his broken ankle subsiding, The Tom Cruise  at age 56 has contacted The Tom for a new … Continue reading

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The Kav aces out The Tom for The Supremes

The Tom has a bitter taste in his mouth after being edged out by The Kav (Brett Kavanaugh) for The Donald’s nomination for The Supremes (Supreme Court). The Tom thought his extremely short paper trail as Adjunct Professor and Assistant … Continue reading

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LaTom evaluates LeBron James Laker deal

Los Angeles basketball geeks ( 2 maybe 3 not following Mexico Soccer are clamoring for LaTom to pronounce the Laker-LeBron James $154 Million 4 year deal the best deal in basketball history. LaTom responded with a play on an old … Continue reading

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