Category Archives: Organizations

The Tom announces the Grand Opening of Phase 1 of the Assange Estates

With a Ribbon Cutting Ceremony that would make any Chamber of Commerce envious, The Tom opened Phase 1 of the much-anticipated Assange Estates modeled on Julian Assange’s luxurious quarters in the Ecuadorian Embassy. The Tom said that these modest but … Continue reading

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The Tom counsels The Schiff(less) on using The Mueller Report to sink The Donald

So The Mueller report doesn’t sink The Donald.  So where does that place the most annoying man in Congress, namely former Ranking Member and now Chair of the House Intelligence Committee (talk about an oxymoron), Adam Schiff(less)?  You might say … Continue reading

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The Tom announced as Tragic Johnson’s new agent

The Tom scored a major coup when he inked Tragic Johnson as his newest client.  The deal includes exclusive negotiating rights for positions in Basketball Administration, Basketball Coaching and Late Night Talk Shows. “Tragic Johnson is a proven performer in … Continue reading

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Tiger Woody is Back

In Breaking News, The Tom announced that with his 2019 Masters victory that Tiger Woody is Back. The Tom has notified Rachel Uchitel and other Groupies. “Tiger, I got the Wing” roared The Tom. “Let’s Roll.  I have been waiting … Continue reading

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Joe Biden hires The Tom to keep women from invading his personal space

Despite his hard-scrabble background as 40+ years as a Senator and 8 years as a VP, aides had to remind Lunch Bucket Joe that even though he gets it, women may well want to invade his personal space. Enter The … Continue reading

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Lunch Bucket Joe Biden prepares for an invasion of personal space

America’s favorite Lunch Bucket politician Joe Biden was preparing for an invasion of personal space. “Never Mind, I get it”, opined The Lunch Bucket. “Does this mean I can’t assume the Tactile Politician mantle?, wondered The Tom.

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The Tom fears Lunch Bucket Joe Biden

The Tom has an inordinate fear of the political skills and appeal of Lunch Bucketl Joe Biden who  raised in hard scrabble Scranton, PA.  In his crisp white shirts and aviator sunglasses, he is a formidable political figure. And now … Continue reading

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Can we support unlimited migration?

The Tom speculates that with this post that he will eliminate all existing readers and be labeled  something less than flattering. But a country can’t afford unlimited or even mass migration.  There is not enough water, clean air, land, power, … Continue reading

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The Tom declares himself an Influencer

In a master marketing stroke, The Tom announced that he is now an Influencer and that the bidding starts at $1 Million. If you wish to reach non-beautiful people who don’t smell that great, The Tom is the Influencer of … Continue reading

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Lakers agree to partial shutdown of King LaTom James

With Tragic Johnson of the LA Lakers desperate to draw attention away from the $154 Million 4 year contract with the King, the Lakers agreed to limit his minutes to about half time.  This enables LaTom to draw his outrageous … Continue reading

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