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The Tom is pleased d o inform the masses that the War is in hand now that the Major Network bews Anchors are reporting from the front line of their Tel Aviv suites.
A major investigation (Google Search) by The Tom can’t find evidence of Military service.
So let the victory celebrations begin,
Truth According To Tom 
The wife asked me last bight if we were going to get news on the evening news. Silly me, I said that ABC would have normal coverage – then we got 30 minutes’ of David Muir mugging in front of the Tel Aviv skyline. Worse, the BBC has been live-covering since Saturday. How many ways can you report on a building going boom? We’re gonna find out!