Monthly Archives: April 2020

Is this the look of…

Posted on April 28, 2020 by tom

Does Los Angeles Mayor look like a 49 year old  guy who hasn’t had a professionals hair cut and dye job in 7 weeks.

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The Tom laments living in The Hermit Kingdom

Posted on April 26, 2020 by tom

The Tom was lamenting to a vigorous deceased Kim Tom-Un that he is stifled living in The Hermit Kingdom, Los Angeles, California, USA and longs for the freedoms of North Korea. “Hell with the Barber and Beauty  shops closed,  one … Continue reading →

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Where is Kim Tom-Un? Where is Waldo?

Posted on April 25, 2020 by tom

The whereabouts of Kim Tom-Un is a greater mystery than the old child’s game “Where is Waldo?” Kim Tom hasn’t been heard from or seen since April 11, 2020. It is widely reported that a Chinese Medical team has been … Continue reading →

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What a difference 4 years makes

Posted on April 25, 2020 by tom

Four years ago, Hillary Rodman Clinton labeled The Tom as a Deplorable.  Considering the source, The Tom was able to wear this designation as a badge of honor especially since she never even met The Tom. Fast forward 4 years … Continue reading →

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The Tom declares himself an Expert

Posted on April 22, 2020 by tom

With the newly minted designation as an Expert, The Tom is free to opin on virtually anything with no investigation or even identify. Suddenly The Tom is no longer challenged as he drones on about Climate Change,  Virus Testing, 3 … Continue reading →

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The Tom addresses the citizens of TomVille on re-opening the economy

Posted on April 19, 2020 by tom

Just minutes before he was run out of TomVille on a rail, the Tom addressed the re-opening of the formerly roaring TomVille economy.  The Tom claims to have a regimen of unnamed “Experts” holed up at the TomVille Holliday Inn  … Continue reading →

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The Tom samples Hell #Devil

Posted on April 17, 2020 by tom

The Tom knows with his history in PR, marketing, political ops and always choosing profits over people that he is destined for Hell. Consequently,  The Tom contacted the Devil via ZOOM to get a sampling of what Hell is like.  … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian Reveals Her New SKIMS Curve-Hugging Ribbed Underwear — See Pics — Hollywood Life-The Tom agrees that it is revealing

Posted on April 16, 2020 by tom

Why does Kim have to o al the innovation in showing skin?  This is undo pressure.  Lets give thanks to Kim and Skims like we do to first responders.   Kim KardASShian’s SKIMS shapewear line is bearing more and more … Continue reading →

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Barack O’TomA endorses Lunch Pail Joe

Posted on April 15, 2020 by tom

Barack O’TomA finally got around to his To Do List and checked off endorsing Lunch Pair Joe Biden.  Nobody knows better than O’TomA that The Lunch Pail has lost about 20 mph off his fast ball. But  by heaping praise … Continue reading →

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What Dr. Fauci and Dr. Tom won’t tell you about COVID-19

Posted on April 12, 2020 by tom

Amidst all the self serving Press Conferences by pompous politicians, here are some items from The Tom that Dr. Fauci and Dr. Tom won’t tell you. There is absolutely no (none, nada) proof that any of the prescribed disruptive measures … Continue reading →

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