Monthly Archives: October 2020

Who put Scientists on the Ballot?

Lunch Bucket Joe Biden is who. His stated vaunted Plan is to do what ever the scientists say about CIVID. But aren;t Scientists all iver the map. Since they are not on the ballot they aren’t accountable. Nobody knows them. … Continue reading

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What is in that Lunch Bucket, Joe?

A bad PR image and Ukrainian Kanapky – Open Face Sandwiches r

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A Nation Undivided

You may remember that recently the Tom declared a Nation Divided between the Bachelorette and the World Series. Well, our beloved Bachelorette Claire Crowley survived and the Reys lost the World Series to the Dodgers.. With that The Tom can … Continue reading

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Kim K. lays down the sheer gauntlet

The Tom is ready to pick up what she is putting down. “Sheer by SKIMS. Not even an inch of SKIMS boob tape is wasted” amazed The Tom.

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Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory

A desparate The Tom has engaged Hillary Rodman Clinton to handle the final days of the Lunch Bucket’s campaign for POTUS or LBOTUS. Hillary says the Deplorables are lined up once again amd are even more deplorable. Will bold face … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Stuns In Nearly Sheer Crop Top: Plus More Times She & Kendall Have Gone Sheer — Pics — Hollywood Life

The Tom declares Sheet Underrated.. Kylie has the proper dedication to make it happen. Later during some intense pillow talk, Kim declared nobody out sheers me. The Tom suggested a “Sheer By SKIMS” product/ This would retain Kim’s crown of … Continue reading

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A Nation Divided: The Tom asks if it can be saved

The Bachelorette vs. World Series\ Will The Tom sneak a peak at the Bachelorette?

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Socially Distant Shotgun Formation sweeps NFL

The Tom’s latest footbally innovation is sweeping the NFL. It seems like all plays are starting from the Socially Distant Formation where the Quarterback is 6 ft. back from the Center with the shopping cart optional. Immitation is the best … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Barack O’TomA did not win the Nobel Peace Prize

You may remember in His Rookie Year, Barack O’TomA won the Nobel Peach prises based on no peace accomp;ishments other than he wasn’t George W. This year the prize went to the World Food Program (WFP) This is obviously just … Continue reading

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The Tom announces the availability of Ballot sniffing dogs

The Tom is making available to all opponents the avai;abi;itu\y of specially trained Ballot sniffing dogs. These cute cuddly dogs can sniff out a ballot for The Donald so it can be destroyed immediately. Definitely a must for Democrats and … Continue reading

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