Monthly Archives: April 2011

NATO kills Gadhafi’s son and 3 grandchildren for humanitarian reasons and to save civilians

Posted on April 30, 2011 by tom

Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Barack Obama said that everybody understands that NATO missiles had to kill Col. Moammar Gadhafi’ youngest son and three grandchildren for humanitarian reasons and to save civilian lives. Only the ignorant don’t understand this. In an … Continue reading →

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Obama predicts Obama will call for Oil Company Windfall Profits Tax

Posted on April 28, 2011 by tom

The International Community’s noted Futurist and Biblical Prophet Barack Obama boldly predicted that economic genius Barack Obama will soon call for a Windfall Profits Tax on oil companies. Now we know that all companies’ profits go up and down. But … Continue reading →

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A top heavy Lindsay Lohan warms the hearts of America during her Tonight show appearance

Posted on April 27, 2011 by tom

Worried Lohan observers were gratified to see that Lindsay Lohan had survived her 5 hour jail ordeal in such fine shape. Her Tonight show appearance with Jay Leno was just what an anxious nation needed. Looking stunning in a Gadhafi … Continue reading →

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Trump 1, Obama 0 by TKO

Posted on April 27, 2011 by tom

Exiting the Octagon with barely a hair out-of-place, Donald “The Donald” Trump savored the Referee’s call In the 1st Second of the 1st Round we have a victor by TKO, “The Donald”. Early in the Round, the International Community’s leading … Continue reading →

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Trump to solve Obama Birth Certificate mystery on a special 2 hour edition of Celebrity Apprentice

Posted on April 26, 2011 by tom

In a dramatic announcement from Trump Towers, The Donald announced a special 2 hour Celebrity Apprentice to solve the mystery of the Obama Birth Certificate once and for all or for as long as it keeps giving publicity. celebrity teams … Continue reading →

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Obama declares National Day of Mourning for Hubert Schlafly, Teleprompter Inventor

Posted on April 26, 2011 by tom

The International Community’s gifted speech reader Barack Obama declared a National Day of Mourning for Hubert Schlafly who passed away yesterday at age 91. Schlafly was widely known as one of the creators of the Teleprompter. The Teleprompter was such … Continue reading →

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Kate and William, where are our wedding invitations?

Posted on April 25, 2011 by tom

Past, present and future Bridesmaids are shuddering over the potential repercussions of the following list of luminaries who did not receive their invitations from the British Royal family to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. This includes former … Continue reading →

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US starts Predator Drone strikes in Libya for humanitarian reasons

Posted on April 23, 2011 by tom

Like Major Kong waving his cowboy hat while straddling a missile in “Dr.. Strangelove”, the International Communities Nobel Peace Laureate Barack Obama will start launching hellfire missiles from Predator drones for humanitarian reasons and/or support of Libyan Rebels. Frankly Obama … Continue reading →

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Human Rights Advocates near despair over Goverments treatment of Lindsay Lohan

Posted on April 23, 2011 by tom

This Blog is compelled to step back from its normal satirical slant because of serious Human Rights violations by a vindictave Government against B-List and enhanced C-Cup Actress Lindsay Lohan. Any sane and reasonable observer knows she was just exercising … Continue reading →

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Gadhafi announces Presidential Exploratory Committee

Posted on April 20, 2011 by tom

Fashion Icon, Military Strategist and Cult of Personality star Col. Moammar Gadhafi announces the formation of an exploratory committee to seek the nomination for President of the United States. Gadhafi sensing the momentum developing around The Donald and questions about … Continue reading →

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