Category Archives: News

Is it time to call In The Tom to settle Hollywood strikes?

Posted on September 24, 2023 by tom

With Netword TtV read to broadcast Yellowstone reruns, is it time for The Tom o clean up on as poorly written WGA Striler with equally bad acting by the Actors Unions. We need The Tom’s hig concepts more than ever. … Continue reading →

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Will The Tom throw TV a lifeline?

Posted on September 6, 2023 by tom

With the Writer and Actor on strike and the ssast Storm Watch and Tropical Storm watch flops, TV execs met with The Tomnd told him to re-Imagined r e-Engineer of fix it. No more just hiring ever more beautiful. Meteorologists … Continue reading →

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Back on Storm Watch

Posted on May 3, 2023 by tom

SpCal is expecting yet another storm with the latest expected to drop 1/4 of an inch of rain. Anticipating the interest, The Tom called for wall-to-wall coverage. The Tom barked “Hire more busty Meteorologists . Hirwe more busty Meteorologist’s.

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Does California have a Death Penalty?

Posted on March 26, 2023 by tom

Some may say No. Newsome won’t use it in his Dictatorship.. But alas there is a punishment more severe, namely The Tom Economics’ lecture. Sentenced to the dreaded The Tm are the Mayor of Los Angeles and the School Superintendent. … Continue reading →

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Racquel Welch RIP

Posted on February 17, 2023 by tom

For years The Tom urged Racquel to unleash her inner Couger on The Tom. And for reasons unknown, she never acted on these urges.

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The Tom to EX-Prince Harry

Posted on January 7, 2023 by tom

Grow Up. Knocking Relatives is not a job

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Woke politicians revert to shaming: Los Angeles Edition

Posted on October 18, 2022 by tom

S, the local newspaper got ahold of an illegally recorded tapes with non-woke barbaric language by three city council persons and a labor leader. Since CA law requires all parties’ consent t, what we had was juicy t scandal hat … Continue reading →

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Packing the Supreme Court

Posted on June 26, 2022 by tom

What an idea that has been dormant for over 70 years. Every time there is a decision you don’t like; you add more Judges. Is there a limit for you know what? Contract the job out Amazon as they pack … Continue reading →

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The Tom reacts to the Hollywood Bowl incident

Posted on May 7, 2022 by tom

On May 3,2022 am Isaia Lee, a homeless man, barged on stage at the Hollywood Bowl to assault Dave Chappelle durn his set. The Tom will leave to street lawyers to debate the District Attorney sending the case to the … Continue reading →

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Tom Brady and Rocky Balboa jump at The Tom’s bait

Posted on March 14, 2022 by tom

Using a well-worn script from Prize Fighting, The Tom in a spectacular Presserannounced that Tom Brady and bocky Balboa were leaving the conforts of retirement for active participation in their respective sports. Some trolls might claim that Rocky has a … Continue reading →

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