Monthly Archives: March 2021

Following Major’s lead, Joe Tom Biden readies tax proposal

Posted on March 31, 2021 by tom

Former Junks Yard dog Major Biden set the stage for Joe Tom’s tax proposal. Unlike Major who just took a nip out of two staffers, Joe Tom’s proposed tax hikes could be much more severe. In essence Joe Tom’s blow … Continue reading →

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Well Wash My Hands (or Mouth)

Posted on March 30, 2021 by tom

The Tom has noted that Dr. Anthony Grouchy is getting more PR than Joe Tom Biden himself. Grouchy;’ Title consumes two sentences and nobody has consolidated or remember his millions of pronouncements. The Tom assured The Joe “Don’t worry. I … Continue reading →

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Biden takes Baby Sitting Job to make Ends Meet

Posted on March 28, 2021 by tom

Sitting on a blow out of Government spending, Joe Tom Biden has taken a baby sitting second job at a border crossing camp for unaccompanied minors. The need is great and only a unifier like Joe Tom can do the … Continue reading →

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The Tom gushes over Joe Tom Biden’s performance

Posted on March 26, 2021 by tom

Soros trained and Antifa hardened extreme Leftist The Tom can’t stop praising Joe Tom Biden’s performance at yesterday’s Presser. Joe Tom hit all the right notes on his implementation of The Donald’s COVID plan, crushing the filibuster to squeeze out … Continue reading →

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Kim K. uses Birthday Bash to show she is still relevant,

Posted on March 25, 2021 by tom
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Up Next Designer: The Instagram Account Celeb Stylists Love — TheEmpactMedia

Posted on March 24, 2021 by tom

There’s nothing more exciting for a new brand than having a big-name star wear your clothes. Just one street style snap is capable of catapulting a little-known emerging designer to new heights of success. Fortunately, celebrity stylists often look to … Continue reading →

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JLo break]s engagement with ARod

Posted on March 13, 2021 by tom

Say it isn’t true. But if it i,s The Tom is available to provide comfort and support to a devastated JLo Who gave who the shaft?

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Governor Andrew Cuomo demands that The Tom Resign

Posted on March 12, 2021 by tom

In a strange convergence of the Cancel Culture and the Tail Wags the Dog, New York Governor Cuomo called upon The Tom to resign his post as Supreme Leader of TomVille While The Tom was once the all time leader … Continue reading →

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American Royal escapes Bombshells tossed by Ex-Royals

Posted on March 8, 2021 by tom

Oprah of the House of Winfrey ducked bombshells tossed by Megan and Harry, former Royals. Even The Tom, an hardboiled PR man retained by the former Royals, found himself singing along with Oprah to “We are having a baby” The … Continue reading →

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Neanderthal thinking

Posted on March 4, 2021 by tom

Joe Tom Biden continues to amaze The Tom with his soothing words of Unification. Who knew that calling Governors Neanderthals would bring a deeply divided country together.

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