Monthly Archives: July 2020

Has The Tom been Unmasked (FISA or COVID)?

Posted on July 31, 2020 by tom

It appears that in Lunch Bucket Joe, a woman of color’s, implementation of his Covid strategy which entails placing a mask (Covid)on The Donald has run into a problem. The Tom still needs to be Unmasked.  Enter the supreme Unmasker … Continue reading →

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Something Russian catches the Biden Eye

Posted on July 28, 2020 by tom

Is this why Lunch Pail Joe is so interested in Russia? From Judicial Watch https://www.judicialwatch.org/press-releases/obama-flynn/ Has the Biden Eye discovered Russian temptress Anastasiya Berthier? Bonus Question…Is that a pinup calendar in the old Lunch Pair?

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The Tom long known as Half Fast is now criticized for being Half Masked

Posted on July 28, 2020 by tom

The Tom is the Poster Boy for full masking.  Let no skin be left uncovered. “The Tom, this mask is foundational” chirped an All Caring Gov. Newsom.

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Calling Dr. Fauci, Code Blue

Posted on July 23, 2020 by tom

Dr., Is it too soon to draw any conclusions? asked a respectful The Tom. “The science has cleared Hundreds of Thousands of Protestors without social distancing or masks and lay the blame for the recent spike in COVID cases square … Continue reading →

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Kim Kardashian speaks on Kanye West’s mental health battle following his recent rants on Twitter — The intersection of passion and compassion.

Posted on July 22, 2020 by tom

Kim Kardashian serves up equal portions of compassion and skin in addressing Kayne west Bipolar rants.  “She is a real trooper” admired The Tom.  “Yes, The Tom, The Kanye is the gift that keeps on giving,  But I feel safe … Continue reading →

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Is The Tom the stealth Presidential candidate on Kanye West’s Birthday Party?

Posted on July 19, 2020 by tom

With stellar Presidential Candidate Kayne West waffling about entering the Presidential race under his Birthday Party Banner,  there is an opening so wide for The Tom that he could drive a truck through it. Only The Tom and 1st Daughter … Continue reading →

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COVID-19: How did The Tom get it so right?

Posted on July 15, 2020 by tom

At what may be the half way mark in the Pandemic,  The Tom marvels at the the wisdom and timing of his decisions.  Like Governor Newsom and Mayor Garcetti, every decision was precise (not too soon or too late).   Lockdowns, … Continue reading →

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The Tom gushes over CA plan to release early another 8,000 prison inmates

Posted on July 10, 2020 by tom

The Tom couldn’t wait to endorse the California plan to release 8,000 prisoners early to slow the spread of COIV, “We need to get these potential super spreaders back into the community as soon as possible.  There are a dearth … Continue reading →

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The Tom enters delicate negotiations for his place on Mount Rushmore

Posted on July 3, 2020 by tom

Leaks coming out of the negotiations for The Tom’s place on Mount Rushmore are picking up speed.  The Tom has conceded that he will be an add to Mount Rushmore rather than a repeal and replace.  The USA will sell … Continue reading →

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